When Kagome reached the area, Sesshomaru yelled "hey, no fair tickling!" Sure enough, Sesshomaru was practically incapacitated as InuYasha tickled him all over. "Rin, Jaken, I could use a little help here" Sesshomaru yelled. Rin and Jaken were laughing too hard, much to Sesshomaru's despair. Kagome asked "what's going on here?" Sesshomaru barked back "InuYasha took all my money, you filthy mortal!" Kagome, ticked at his remark, said "InuYasha, sit." InuYasha was slammed down and he asked "what was that about, Kagome?" Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru and dragged him out from under InuYasha, saying "as for you…" Jaken asked "what is she going to do with Lord Sesshomaru?" Rin replied "gee, did you not just hear Lord Sesshomaru call her a 'filthy mortal'?" Jaken said "I heard him call her that, I just--." He then thought for a moment and said "oh, my goodness." InuYasha asked "oh, you figure it out now, you stupid goblin?"

Kagome, meanwhile, kept dragging Sesshomaru. "Who gives you the right to call me a filthy mortal? You don't even know me that well!" After she had straightened him up, he spat out the mouthful of sand that had accumulated in there as he was being drug. After de-sanding his mouth, he gets a scared look on his face from Kagome's potential actions. He asked "is there a way I can ask your forgiveness, miss? I was just a little ticked at my brother and I snapped." Back with InuYasha, Jaken thought "he's screwed." InuYasha yelled "sock him in the chops, Kagome!" Rin said "he's going to get his butt kicked by InuYasha's lover." InuYasha said "listen, you little twit" as he picked Rin up by the back of her kimono. "I just thought you were lovers" Rin said, "sorry if I'm wrong." InuYasha gently set her back down. "Besides, it merely looks like you should be lovers" Rin said. Jaken yelled "get her, Lord Sesshomaru! Bite her little head off!" He was kicked into the water by InuYasha.

Back with Kagome, Sesshomaru said "please forgive me for saying that, miss." Kagome said "forgiven…after this" and kicked him right between his legs. Jaken and InuYasha winced at this. "Was that really necessary?" Sesshomaru squeaked out. "Serves you right, pervert" Kagome said. "InuYasha is the pervert, miss; not me!" Sesshomaru spat, "he's the one who was sleeping around with that female look-alike of me!" Kagome held the picture up and asked "oh, her?" "Yeah" Sesshomaru replied. Kagome said "this is just a picture of you that was doctored up to look like a female." "WHAT?" Sesshomaru yelled "INUYASHA, YOU SON OF A--!" "GREAT DOG DEMON!" InuYasha interrupted with. "Give my money back, dang it!" Sesshomaru yelled as he charged towards InuYasha. He and InuYasha began fist fighting again.

Jaken, meanwhile, was charging at Kagome with the staff of two heads. "How dare you kick Lord Sesshomaru like that, you wicked wench?" Kagome, defenseless, could only gasp in fear as the staff was powering up its magic. Rin, meanwhile, was looking at this from behind Jaken and had picked up a rock. Jaken yelled "prepare to face the wrath of the staff of two--!" Jaken was cut off as Rin pelted him with a rock from behind. Kagome, stunned by this, asked "why did you just save me?" Rin replied "it's not your fight." Jaken yelled "why'd you do that, Rin?" Rin replied "this doesn't concern you, Master Jaken. The only ones it concerns are Sesshomaru, InuYasha, and InuYasha's lover." Kagome gave Rin an odd look and asked "what do you mean 'lover'?" Rin thought "crap, I forgot, his lover doesn't realize InuYasha heard me say 'lover' only to hear me say it now." Kagome asked "why would you think me and InuYasha are lovers?" Rin replied "I figured that the two of you probably should be a couple."

Sesshomaru and InuYasha were still fighting. InuYasha was suddenly pinned down and grabbed by the neck by Sesshomaru. "Twice, you have made a fool out of me, brother" he said, "give me back my money or suffer my consequences." As Sesshomaru was stating that threat, InuYasha glanced off to his side. There, he saw a large spider, about the size of a salad plate, simply walking along. Sesshomaru tightened his grip on InuYasha's neck and said "it's time for you to die, brother." InuYasha got Sesshomaru turned over onto his back and then picked up the spider. "Not…by…my…watch" he gagged. Sesshomaru looked over at Jaken momentarily. When he looked back at InuYasha, the spider was gently being set down on his face. Sesshomaru instantly had every other thought disappear from his mind as the spider slowly started walking on his face. Forgetting he was holding InuYasha, he screamed like a little girl, releasing InuYasha in the process. InuYasha darted off, grabbed Kagome, and the two of them were gone.

Sesshomaru got up still screaming his head off. The spider dropped off him and he jumped back a little, letting out a shriek in the process. He continued staring at the spider and whimpering. Rin said "get over here, Lord Sesshomaru." As Sesshomaru darted to where Rin was, Jaken said "I'll take it out, me lord." With that, the staff of two heads sent out a massive fireball that consumed the spider. "Rin, are there any more spiders?" Jaken asked. Rin replied "I don't see any more." As Sesshomaru kept whimpering with his eyes shut, Rin said "Lord Sesshomaru, it's gone now." Sesshomaru stopped whimpering and opened his eyes. "Rin, are you sure?" he asked worriedly. He saw a salad plate-sized pile of ashes and stopped whimpering. "Man, I hate spiders" he said, "darn that brother of mine."

As Miroku and Sango were walking through the woods, they heard a distant Sesshomaru yell "INUYASHA, DAMN YOU!" Miroku said "that sounds like Sesshomaru." Sango replied "he sounded pissed. I wonder what InuYasha did to him." Miroku shuddered and said "maybe he kissed Sesshomaru…with tongue." Sango replied "no, I have a feeling he did something different this time." Just then, Kagome and InuYasha were running out of the foliage laughing their heads off. InuYasha said "I think if Sesshomaru needed a new catch phrase, it would be…" and he started making chicken noises. As Kagome was laughing at InuYasha's chicken noises, Sango asked "what exactly happened, InuYasha?" InuYasha replied "oh, it was so funny, Sango. Sesshomaru had me pinned down and trying to strangle me. Then I look over and see this spider walking by; it was about the size of a salad plate."

Sango whimpered, and Kagome asked "Sango, are you okay?" Sango replied "no, I hate spiders! I can handle spider demons, but not normal spiders; especially not of that size, InuYasha!" Miroku's hand stroked Sango's rear and Sango slapped him. "What was up with that, Sango?" Miroku asked, "I was just trying to calm you down." Sango said "that's not really a way to calm a person down." Kagome replied "well, at least it got her distracted." Miroku turned to InuYasha and said "you were saying, InuYasha." InuYasha said "well, I saw this thing walking by, so I got Sesshomaru turned onto his back. Then I picked up this huge spider and put it on his face." As Sango let out a loud shriek, InuYasha started laughing and continued with "he lets me go and is screaming like a little girl." Sango said "I don't blame him!" Miroku asked "is there anything I can do to make you feel any better, Sango?" As Miroku rubbed Sango's butt again, Sango replied "you could refrain from doing that" and slapped him again. InuYasha said "typical." Sango said "also, InuYashha, never tell me this story again!" She kicked InuYasha right where his legs met, and InuYasha dropped to the ground moaning in pain. Kagome said "okay guys, we need to find more jewel shards. But first, InuYasha and I have a little vendetta in my time." InuYasha painfully groaned "I think I need a little break before we head back, Kagome." Kagome replied "maybe you shouldn't have made her mad, InuYasha."