Sesshomaru found himself on the beach of a tropical island. He looked around and thought "I don't think I'm in Japan anymore." He then discovered that he only had one sword on him: Tenseiga. "I think my weapons have been taken" he thought. Upon trying his energy whip, the energy only burbled ineffectively. He thought "my whip. I guess the salt water must've done something to it. Damn." He aimed a poison claw attack on a tree, only to find the poison neutralized into ordinary water. "My poison has been neutralized" he thought, "somehow, I'll regain my power. Until then, I need to figure out where I am and why I'm here." He turned around, only to almost jump back when he saw a large spearhead inches from him. "Who are you and how dare you point that--?" he said. Upon seeing who was wielding the spear, he saw a half-demon dog that looked identical to InuYasha. The male half-demon appeared to be in nothing except a naturally colored grass skirt. "InuYasha, what's this about?" Sesshomaru asked. The half-demon only spoke in a most unfamiliar language. Given the deep baritone sound of the half-demon's voice, Sesshomaru knew this couldn't be InuYasha. "Why are you pointing that thing at me?" Sesshomaru asked, "get that pointed elsewhere." The half-demon replied in the mystery language, and Sesshomaru said "you need to speak English." At that moment, a thought ran across Sesshomaru's mind. "Maybe I should teach him English or have him teach me his language."
He soon saw more spears pointed at him. "Where did you guys come from?" he asked. All the spears appeared to each be wielded by an identical-looking half-demon dog in a grass skirt. "Now, I know you guys are not my brother" he said. Another of the InuYasha-ish half-demons started talking with the first one in the unknown language. "I wish I knew what they were saying" Sesshomaru thought to himself. Then the first InuYasha-ish half-demon held up a section of Sesshomaru's fluff wad, pointing it out to the second half-demon in the process. Sesshomaru then started getting agitated. "What are they saying about my fluff wad?" he thought. He was then prodded by one of the spears as the prodder spoke to Sesshomaru threateningly in the unknown language. Upon further prodding, Sesshomaru started walking and said "all right, all right, I'm going." The others followed with him.
Sesshomaru asked "could you take me to your village…if you have one?" When they didn't answer, he said "I need you to take me to your leader." One of the half-demons glanced at him with a peculiar look on his face. Sesshomaru thought "of course, no English." Another half-demon began conversing with the second one. Sesshomaru heard one word he recognized so far spoken by this half-demon. That word was "InuYasha." Sesshomaru recognized his brother's name and spat "where's my brother? What have you done with him?" When he got no reply, he barked "answer me! Where is InuYasha you animals?" He got the same look from a few more of them.
Sesshomaru was getting ticked off. "Okay, we can do this the easy way or the ha--. OOF!" He had been pinned to the ground and bound head-to-toe to a long wooden pole. The pole had an extreme double-bend at one end. As the half-demons lifted the pole and carried Sesshomaru further inland, Sesshomaru felt uncomfortable. "Damn, I wish I knew what they are going to do with me" he thought. He knew it was useless to speak to any of them. He was carried into some kind of village with an overlooking area. "Good grief" Sesshomaru thought, "it's an entire tribe of InuYashas." His pole was set atop two supports. As he heard a relentless beating of tribal drums, he even saw females in grass skirts that were accessorized with either coconuts, flower bunches, or large seashells serving as upper covering. Sesshomaru cringed and said "now this is creepy; beautiful, yet creepy." The villagers were all chanting something in the unknown language. "Great, everyone speaks this stupid language except me!"Sesshomaru thought. Then a half-demon dog appeared atop the overlook point above the rest of the village. This half-demon would've looked identical to InuYasha if it weren't for the immense amount of flab the guy had. He looked well past sumo contours. This half-demon, however, had some kind of headpiece. Sesshomaru winced at the sight and wondered "what the heck has this guy been eating?" The drums and chanting silenced and this guy started addressing the whole of the village in the same unknown language. Sesshomaru tuned out until the huge half-demon spoke the final word "…InuYasha." Sesshomaru perked up upon that last word. "InuYasha?" he asked, "where's my brother?" Tribal horns blared out a fanfare.
Sesshomaru then saw another half-demon dog make an appearance atop the lookout point. Unlike the other half-demons, this male's grass skirt was the same shade of red as the kimono InuYasha normally wore. There was no doubt that this was InuYasha himself. He had a more elaborate headpiece and was holding a scepter. "My brother's the leader?" Sesshomaru thought. Rin appeared next to InuYasha. As the drums and chanting resumed at a lower volume, Sesshomaru thought "what's Rin doing in the service of InuYasha?" He yelled for InuYasha, only to hear his brother speak to the tribe in the same unfamiliar language. "Dang it, not him, too" Sesshomaru thought. After pausing, Rin translated "dear friends, we are gathered here on a very joyous occasion..." Sesshomaru thought "at least someone knows English." InuYasha spoke the strange tongue again and Rin translated "...for a feast to honor the great dog demon." Sesshomaru was shocked and whispered "a feast to honor father?" InuYasha addressed village again in unfamiliar language, and pointed his tribal scepter in Sesshomaru's direction. Sesshomaru wondered "what is he saying about me?" Rin translated "the main course for our banquet is…" Pointing accordingly, Rin finished with "a full demon." Sesshomaru was suddenly worried as he whimpered "main...course?" He saw that the supports and pole now appeared to resemble a kind of tribal rotisserie. Underneath him was a large heap of wood, dried leaves, dry grass, among other tribal combustibles. He thought "holy crap, I'm so dead." He saw Jaken appear next to Rin as they were both handed one torch each. "No, not Jaken, too" Sesshomaru whimpered. The two then made their way down to Sesshomaru. "INUYASHA!" Sesshomaru yelled as Rin and Jaken were coming down. "I'm screwed" he thought. Then, a mental light bulb turned on. "Rin knows English. I could try through her" he thought. Rin and Jaken arrived at that moment.
Desperate, Sesshomaru said "Rin, Jaken, what are you doing? Snap out of it!" Rin gave Sesshomaru an odd look and asked "snap out of what, strange demon?" Sesshomaru was shocked again. He asked "Rin, don't you remember me? I'm Sesshomaru! The one who looked after you! Don't you remember?" As Jaken began turning the rotisserie pole over the unlit combustibles, he muttered something in the unknown language. Sesshomaru wondered "what was he saying?" He noticed the rotation and barked "WILL YOU STOP TURNING THAT DAMN POLE?" Jaken looked oddly at Sesshomaru and asked Rin something in the unknown language. Right after Rin had replied, Sesshomaru turned to her and continued with "look inside your heart, Rin. I looked after you for a long time! I'm the son of the great dog demon." However, the unconvinced Rin blurted "right, and I'm a son of a bitch. I've heard it all before." She promptly lit the combustible materials below Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru yelped as the material is lit and frantically said "please, get me out of this! I speak the truth!" The rotisserie supports broke, sending Sesshomaru into the roaring inferno.
He let out a scream of terror, only to find himself at a campsite with Rin and Jaken. He heard no drums, no chanting, felt no tropical breeze...or heat, smelled no smoke, and saw no bonfire: the whole thing was a dream. As Sesshomaru was gathering his true surroundings, he heard someone stirring nearby. Rin was waking up. She drowsily asked "what's going on, Lord Sesshomaru?" Sesshomaru looked and found all his swords where they should be, and then momentarily extended his whip into the air. After stowing the whip, he said "Rin, I had a hellish dream." Rin said "oh, not the elf and the talking bottle of sake again." "That wasn't the dream this time" Sesshomaru said. With Rin's attention, he said "I was on a tropical island full of tribal InuYashas. My brother was their leader with you and Jaken serving him. You were having a feast in honor of my father, except I was the main course…on a tribal rotisserie." He was still whimpering in terror as Rin said "Lord Sesshomaru, don't worry; it was just a dream. InuYasha hasn't formed a tribe on a tropical island. No one is going to roast you alive on a rotisserie." "Thank you, Rin" Sesshomaru replied. With that, they both went back to sleep.
He found himself on the very beach he'd been on in his last dream. "Oh, man, not again" he thought. He was hit by a big wave and drenched. "Holy crap, that's cold!" he yelled. He thought "this didn't happen the first time around." He saw the half-demon with the spear. The others appeared, and he went into the woods without prodding. Further into the woods, Sesshomaru thought "3, 2, 1…" He was pinned down and bound to the pole. As he was carried into the village, he noticed something different. This time, there appeared to be more females than last time. "There are more females?" Sesshomaru thought. He looked over when he heard giggling. He saw the same group of females he noticed last time. However, one of them appeared to glance at him only to turn away blushing heavily. "What's her deal?" he wondered. "I wonder if she has a crush on me" he thought. The pole was set back in the supports the exact same way. Then flab-io made his appearance. He spoke the unknown language, ending his statement with "…InuYasha." Sesshomaru looked around as the fanfare was played. One of these horns was right behind Sesshomaru's head. "You want to not do that right there?" he spat. He saw InuYasha appear with Rin. His brother spoke the mystery language, and Rin translated as before. "Dear friends, we are gathered here on a very joyous occasion for a feast to honor the great dog demon." InuYasha spoke again, pointing with his scepter. Rin pointed accordingly as she translated "the main course for this feast: a full demon." Sesshomaru thought "okay, time for new tactics."
Rin and Jaken came forth with the torches. "Rin, do you remember me?" he asked. Rin looked at him oddly and said "I've never seen you before." Sesshomaru said "well, I'm Sesshomaru. Some time ago, I had been watching over you and Jaken. I'm a son of the great dog demon." He then thought "crap, tactical error." Rin replied "right, and I'm a son of a bitch. I've heard it all before." Sesshomaru said "I'm serious. I speak the truth. Isn't there--?"
InuYasha was then heard shouting in the mystery language as he was making his way down to where Sesshomaru was. He appeared before Sesshomaru and asked Rin something in the language. Rin turned and bowed, replying "InuYasha," and continued in the language. Sesshomaru said "tell him I mean them no harm." Rin translated Sesshomaru's statement and InuYasha replied. "What is he saying?" Sesshomaru asked. Rin replied "he said that, harmful or not, we still need a main course for this sacred feast." Sesshomaru asked "can't I help you find one?" Rin said "you know of another full demon on this island we can use for this sacred feast?" Sesshomaru said "no, but I'm thinking of someone named Naraku." All the villagers flinched upon hearing that name. Even InuYasha himself shuddered a little. Sesshomaru asked "you guys heard of him?" Rin said "he is a terrifying demon. Every time he comes, we can only warn of his approach and flee for our lives. He slaughtered half the village on his last visit." Angered, Sesshomaru said "I will protect this village." InuYasha asked something of Rin, and she translated all that Sesshomaru had told. When she had finished, everyone gasped in horror. InuYasha had a look of shock on his face.
Sesshomaru said "just hear me out. I'm the son of the great dog demon." Rin translated and InuYasha looked puzzled for a moment. Asking Rin something, Rin nodded. The puzzled look stayed for a moment, and InuYasha burst into laughter. The rest of the village joined in. Sesshomaru had a puzzling look and said "I'm serious." InuYasha, chuckling a little, spoke something in the language, and Rin translated "for a main course, you've got quite the comedic talent." Sesshomaru said "I'm serious, Rin. Tell him I'm speaking the truth. Isn't there a way I can prove that?" Rin began translating when InuYasha said "no need to translate, Rin." Sesshomaru had a look of angered shock on his face. "What the heck? You knew English this whole time?" InuYasha said "yes, I was just getting a kick out of your ignorance." Sesshomaru said "real funny, brother." InuYasha had a puzzled look as he asked "brother?" Sesshomaru said "yeah, you're my brother." InuYasha started laughing and translated for the rest of the village, who laughed in turn. "That's good material. You should go into comedy someday" InuYasha said. Sesshomaru said "I'm serious, we're brothers." InuYasha said "that's impossible. I had a brother long ago. He was lost in a shipwreck that only I and another villager here survived." InuYasha called over the villager in question.
A very aged-looking half-demon came over and, upon InuYasha's request, recounted the events of the fateful shipwreck. InuYasha translated "the brother in question had two magenta lines under each eye, and a purple crescent moon shape on his forehead." As Sesshomaru gasped in recognition, InuYasha continued "we were only infants on that fateful trip. Last time this brother was seen, he had a horrible cut around his right elbow. We searched and searched, but could never find poor Sesshomaru, god rest his soul." Sesshomaru thought "holy crap" and said "uh, brother, my name is Sessho--." At that moment, Sesshomaru saw the wind catch his right sleeve and blow it in, revealing the elbow. He saw the very scar from the cut in question. "Look at my elbow, InuYasha" Sesshomaru said. InuYasha looked and got a look of shock. Upon looking further at him, InuYasha muttered "you survived that shipwreck." Sesshomaru said "why wouldn't I?" InuYasha got a blade and cut the ropes binding Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru dropped into the combustible debris below the rotisserie. "Ow" he muttered. InuYasha helped up his brother. "Brother, you've finally come home" he said, hugging him tightly. Sesshomaru replied "I've missed you as well, brother." InuYasha turned to the rest of the village, held up Sesshomaru's arm and announced something in the mystery language. The entire village cheered.
Sesshomaru then saw the same female who had blushed before rushing over. She spoke to Sesshomaru in the mystery language. "Brother, can you translate?" Sesshomaru said. InuYasha said "she said she wants to take you to a special place." As InuYasha was translating, the female had been running her finger across Sesshomaru's shoulders. "Brother, what's going on with her." InuYasha saw the female nudge Sesshomaru and he whooped and hollered. "I think she likes you" InuYasha said. As the female began rubbing herself erotically in front of Sesshomaru, InuYasha said "you're very lucky; she's among the village virgins." Sesshomaru was blushing heavily and said "InuYasha, I'm…uhh…honored, but not exactly ready." InuYasha said "oh, come on. Live a little. Don't worry; she only knows two English words, so you can't insult her." The female immediately swept Sesshomaru into her arms and was carrying him to the beach. Sesshomaru was a little freaked and nervous. They arrived at the beach when she had let him back down. Sesshomaru's nerves were rattling. He said "um, I am honored, miss, but I'm not exactly ready for--." He gaped in shock as the half-demon flung her seashells aside, revealing her basketball-sized breasts. She then leaned to his ear and whispered "do me."
Sesshomaru woke up in a gasp. "Whoa" he thought, "I thought being burned alive was bad." Rin woke asking "another horrible dream, my lord?" Sesshomaru said "almost. This was like the last one except I was freed from the rotisserie. However, I wound up in the arms of an oversexed female InuYasha. She was moving much too quickly." Shuddering a little, he said "holy shit!" Rin said "come on, take it easy. That's just a dream. There's no female version of InuYasha you need to worry about." Sesshomaru said "okay. Thank you, Rin." Rin thought to herself "especially when I'll be that way to you eventually."