***This is just a subplot. It has been edited by moi. My sis used Joe Jonas instead of Josh. You'll see what I mean later.***
(Jo's apartment. Doorbell rings. She answers it. No one is there, only a bouquet of flowers. She rolls her eyes and picks it up. Cut to apartment interior. Camille is sitting on a couch reading a magazine.)
Camille: Okay, that better not be what I think it is!
Jo: Yep. More flowers…
(She sets them down on a table that is full of flowers, Boxes of chocolate, and a huge stuffed bear.)
Jo: I can't believe the guys are so obsessed with me! I mean, it's really kinda creepy, don't you think?
Camille: I don't see what the big deal is. I'd be psyched if three cute guys and Kendall were all over me!
Jo: That's only because it hasn't happened to you yet. You'd hate it if you were me!
Camille: I highly doubt that…
(doorbell rings again.)
Jo: I am not getting that!
(doorbell rings twice more. Jo groans but gets the door anyway. It's Katie.)
Katie: This has to stop!
Camille: Aww, what cute little mini problems does the twelve year old have for us today?
Katie: Can it, Camille. This is serious shit.
Camille: God, Katie, no reason to be so pushy!
Katie: Yes there is. Jo, have you noticed-
(Katie looks at all the gifts.)
Katie: I take it you know what I'm talking about.
Jo: Wait, you're fed up with the guy's obsession, too?
Katie: We have to do something.
Jo: But what?
(Jo and Katie sit down on the couch and think.)
Camille: Whatever you're scheming up isn't going to work. You already told them you have a boyfriend when you don't. That didn't do anything! How do you top that? Get some guy to pretend to date you so we can show them?
Katie: Camille, that's brilliant!
Camille: It is?
Katie: Yeah! We live in Hollywood, for Pete's sake! This town's full of actors who'd kill to play your boyfriend for a while!
Jo: You're right, Katie! That might actually work…
Camille: You're not serious, are you?
Jo: Of course we are!
Camille: It's not gonna work, you know!
Jo: Now to find a cute guy that'll agree to be my fake boyfriend.
Katie: (sarcastic) That sounds simple…
Camille: Told you it wasn't a well thought-out plan!
Jo: You're right. He can't just be cute. This guy has to have it all. He has to be smart like Logan, funny like Carlos, and have great hair like James.
Katie: I see what you're saying. He has to steal their, you know, 'thunder'…
Camille: What about Kendall?
Katie: He doesn't have any thunder.
Camille: Good point!
Jo: But where in the world are we gonna find a guy like that?
Katie: We're screwed…
Jo: This isn't going to work, is it?
Camille: I don't mean to say 'I told you so', but I TOLD YOU SO!
Katie: You know, what surprises is you're not more into this.
Jo: It involves manipulating people and cute boys! Aren't those your favorite things?
Camille: Yes, but I can't focus on anything but being a conceited bitch right now. I'm practicing for my audition. I'm up for the role of Miley Cyrus in the new movie: Earth's Apocalypse. It's a parody of 2012.
(Jo sighs. Then she smirks.)
Jo: It's a shame this plan won't work. You know, Camille, 75% of these gifts I got from the guys are from Logan. It's obvious that he's he one who likes me the most. Since we can't find someone who can play my boyfriend I guess I should just give up this stupid plan and go out with him…
Camille: I'M IN! I also know a great actor that can be your boyfriend!
Katie: Excellent. Then we're in business.
Jo: Call that guy and see if he can do it. By the way, what's his name?
Camille: Josh Hutcherson.