Disclaimer: Bones belongs to Kathy Reichs, Hart Hanson, and Fox.

Chapter 15

What to Expect When Bones is Expecting

Booth and Bones were lying in bed. She was tracing lazy circles on his chest while he read excerpts from What to Expect When You're Expecting to her.

"See Bones it's right here in black and white! You're five months, so I should be able to feel her moving now."

"Booth I've only been 5 months pregnant for a week. Besides, Lexie isn't moving around right now, but she is pressing down on my bladder. Be right back."

When she got back from the bathroom Booth was still flipping through the pages of the book.

She paused in the doorway. As she watched him, admiring his symmetrical features, it came without warning. Utterly engulfing desire. More than want, it was like she was a livewire, and her body was crying out, needing to be grounded by him.

"You're sexy when you're brooding."

He glanced up from the book.

"Bones are you trying to seduce me?"

She shrugged.

He watched as she sashayed across the room with that impish grin on her face.

"Bones?"

"It depends," she whispered as she crawled back onto the bed.

The glint in her eyes and throaty tone of her voice had his blood rushing to his lower extremities.

"On what?"

She feathered kisses along his jaw line, pausing at his ear to murmur, "If it's working?"

"It's not."

Although he loved her games, he would never know how he managed to turn her down in such a plausible tone. Honestly, the alter boy in him was prepared to be struck down by a bolt of lightning for his blasphemy!

She studied his face for a moment.

"Hmm, then no."

Belying her words, her mouth blazed a path from his throat to his chest.

"How about now?"

He had to swallow twice before he could answer.

"Nope," he replied in a husky whisper.

Her lips moved lower. As her hands journeyed down his chest she could feel his muscles contracting beneath her fingertips.

"Now," she asked in a silken whisper?

He took a shaky breath, desperately trying to force oxygen into his lungs.

"Not yet."

She was becoming frustrated by his ironclad control.

"Booth did you get to the part in the book that talks about how pregnancy can increase the sex drive?"

He nearly lost it. The loose grip that he had on the book tightened until his fingers turned white.

"Incredible, the fifth month of pregnancy really is full of all kinds of possibilities."

"Special Agent Seeley Booth, my knight in shining FBI standard-issue body armor, are you more interested in theory or practice?"

He flashed her a charm smile as he said, "I'm interested in you Bones."

Her impish smile returned.

She couldn't resist saying, "Sooo, now right?"

He groaned as he pulled her into his arms, and when his lips crashed down on hers the book tumbled unnoticed to the floor.

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Next Morning At the Jeffersonian

"You want me and Booth to take Lamaze classes with you and Hodgins?"

"I know it's a little early Brenn, but it's not unheard of."

"I…"

"Wait! Before you decide, you should know that the instructor uses techniques from couple's yoga, which as we all know is practically sex with clothes on!"

"Why do you assume that would be a selling point?"

"Are you trying to tell me that it's not? Because we both know that you are at the stage in pregnancy where hormones are raging! In fact I'm willing to bet that you're pretty hard-pressed to not want to be hard pressed by Mr. F.-candy whenever he is in the vicinity!"

She blushed, as she recalled in blissful detail just how intense last night had been. She would never admit it out loud, but she truly did hate that Angela was right about this!

"I love it when you do that," Angela said as she smirked!

"I'll talk to Booth."

"You'll do better than that sweetie."

"What is that suppose to mean?"

Angela just smiled.

"Ange…"

"See you at 8:30 at the YMCA tonight sweetie," Angela said as she spun on her heel and headed for the door.

"I didn't agree to this."

Without turning around she said, "Yeah, but I thought you would say yes, so I already signed you up."

"Hold it!"

Angela froze. Slowly she turned back around to face her best friend.

"When did you sign us up Angela?"

"Brenn this instructor is really hard to get…"

"When?"

She took a deep breath before answering.

"Three months ago."

"Ange…"

"Hey," Booth called from over Angela's shoulder.

Angela let out a sigh of relief as she turned to face him.

"Booth your timing couldn't be better! You two have a great lunch and I will see you tonight!"

She smiled as she maneuvered around him to get out of the office. He knew something in her tone had been far too sweet not to be sinister, and one look at Bones's face confirmed it.

"Sooo, what was that all about?"

A/N: Hey everyone! I'm soooooooo sorry about the long wait! I hope you are all still with me! Up next Lamaze class! I will update much sooner this time. I promise!!!!!!