Chapter Two T&D…Again
Trinity never did come back and everyone was starting to worry. "I guess we gotta continue the game without her." Said Soni feeling sorry. Just then Morpheus came into the mess hall. "What's the matter with Trinity?" "Whatever do you mean Morphy?" "What's with you and nicknames? Anyways she's been in the bathroom for a long time and she keeps yelling these unmentionable things she's going to do to Soni over her extremely loud flatulence." There was a small laugh at the mention of the word 'flatulence' but was silenced as Morpheus stared angrily at everyone. "What?" Soni asked when Morpheus looked right at her. "I know you have something to do with this. You're always getting into trouble and causing it." "We're just having fun, and Trinity ruined it by lying." "Do what?" "We were playing Truth or Dare." Tank cut in. "Yeah and Trinity lied when she was asked a question." Added Mouse. "What was the question?" "If she and Cypher slept together last week." Apoc said.
"Well everyone in Zion knows that." "Yeah, I told them it was true and she still denied it." At that moment Trinity stumbled into the mess hall looking skinnier then usual. "Are you okay?" asked Switch looking concerned. "Do-I-Look-Okay?" "You look like you're dying." "No thanks to you Soni!" "Hey, you're the one who lied, that was the rule of the game." Trinity took a step towards Soni but Morpheus stopped her. "Trinity, why don't you take the second watch." "Fine, but this isn't over Soni!" She slammed the door and Morpheus took her seat. "So what is Truth or Dare exactly?" Soni explained the rules to Morpheus for the second time. "Okay, well are you still playing?" "I guess so, sure, are you guys in?" "Well I am." Said Tank. "Me too." Said Dozer. "Alright, let's continue. Since Trinity um…forfeit someone else needs to go, and what brave soul would that be?" Apoc raised his hand. "Okay, pick your victim." "How about uh…Switch." "Hey, when am I going to go?" yelled Soni. "When you're picked now hush!" Apoc yelled back.
"Okay, I pick dare." "Seems to be a pattern going on here." "Yeah, am I'm out of laxatives so let's hope this goes well." "I dare you to um go to the bathroom and stay in there for five minutes." "You've got to be kidding me!" "Oh, this is going to be so good. Nice dare Apocy." "Please, enough with the names, and thank you." "I'll die!" "Hey you picked dare." "Alright, I'll do it!" Mouse gasped and almost fainted. "Alright, who has a watch?" "I do." Said Tank holding out his arm to reveal a very cute but manly Mickey Mouse watch. "Aww, well anyways let's get to it." Everyone followed Switch to the bathroom but already they could smell the putrid stench as soon as they left the mess hall. "God, we've got to stop eating that Goop." Said Dozer holding his nose. Everyone stood back as Switch quickly opened the door and stepped inside. Soni put her hand to her forehead. "There goes a brave solider. I salute you." Not even thirty seconds into it Switch started screaming and coughing. "Let me out!" "The punishment is worse if you don't complete a dare!" Soni yelled.
"This is killing me!" she coughed louder and gagged. Just the sound of it made Soni feel sick. About two minutes had passed and already Switch had puked twice. "Maybe we should get her out." "No Tank, she chose dare and that's what she got." "Fascinating game. Whatever you tell someone, they have to do it." "Yes Morpheus, a fascinating game it is." "Apoc, sarcasm does not become you." "Shut up Soni." "Touchy." "One more minute Switch." "Hurry, I don't know how much longer I can do this!" "You big baby! How hard could it be?" "You ever smelt rotten meat?" "Yeah." "It's a million times worse." "That bad huh?" "That's it Switch you can come out!" yelled Tank and he opened the door letting out all kinds of horrors. As the smell reached everyone's nostrils they all fainted.
After everyone came too, the hurried back to the mess hall and breathed fresh air (well as fresh as the ship's air could be). "Oh my God, I'm so sorry Switch, I had no idea how bad that was." "It's okay Apoc, just remember we don't speak of this outside this room." "You can count on that." Soni got everyone a glass of water and continued the game. "Okay, now that the nightmare is over, Switch, it's your turn." "Okay, I pick you." "YES! IN YOUR FACE MORPHEUS!" "Just chose and shut up!" "Dare!" "And so ends the pattern." "Yes, I've got to find something really horrible to do to you!" "Great, I can't wait to hear it." She said very un-sarcastically. "Okay, I got it! You have to run around the entire ship…butt naked and not only that but you have to sing Uncle F***er while dancing around in circles." "Wow, I just wow I never thought you would come up with that. That's almost as good a dare I would've come up with." "Almost?" "Yea, duh I'm the queen of dares and I except your challenge!"
She didn't even wait for the guys to leave, she stripped down to nothing and went over the Uncle F***er song a couple of times in her mind. "Are we ready?" "She's hot!" "Shut up Mouse." She started from the mess hall door and went around, avoiding the bathroom of course then went up to where Trinity was and danced and sang in front of her face. "Gah, what are you doing?" "Doing a dare of course." "Get away from me sicko." "Hey, yell at Switch, she's the one that made me do it!" "Get away or I'll shot you!" "Fine." She ran to the back of the ship, around the chairs, next to the monitors, then back down to the mess hall. "Wow!" said Apoc barely breathing from laughing so hard. "I didn't think you would do it." "Don't mess with the queen." She put her clothes back on except her boots and turned toward Morpheus. "Alright, you're next. Truth or dare?" "I pick truth." "Boring, okay um have you ever stuck a banana up your ass and sing the Peanut Butter Jelly Time song?" "Uh no I don't think so Soni." "Oh okay just checking."
"O—kay, so I guess it's my turn. I pick Cypher." "Duh, I'm the only one that hasn't gone." "Oh, well I still chose you so what's your pleasure?" "Dare." "Okay, first go check on Trinity, then come back here." "Alright." He came back a few minutes later. "She's asleep." "Good." "Good? What if something attacks us?" "Nothing is, now here take this." He hands Cypher a black Sharpie. "What do I do with this?" "Go up to Trinity and draw a French mustache and goatee on her face." "Alright I will." Everyone waited while Cypher went to do his dare. He came back and handed the Sharpie to Morpheus. "Alright, the goatee may be a little crooked cause she moved while I was drawing it, but the mustache is perfect." Very good, no go wake her up and tell her Morpheus wants to talk to her." "Okay." He woke her up and brought her down to mess hall. When she entered the room everyone fell to the floor convulsed with laughter. "What's so funny?" Not only did Cypher draw the mustache, which by the way was the perfect rendition of a Frenchman, plus the crooked goatee, but he also wrote 'I Touch Myself' on her forehead. The perfect ending to a great game of Truth or Dare
End Part One of Games In The Mess Hall