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A/N: I have to explain the second Romance of the DW Pairings because the theme was based on tier. Zhen Ji and SSX have the most high tier influence in the times because of the political situation (And feminism) that lead to the Three Kingdoms era.
Romance of the DW Pairings 2
Special Omake
"Ni hao!" Everyone greeted.
"This sequel is better than the original, but can't I have a longer story?" Xiao Qiao holds her husband's arms tight begging to get the best of them.
"Well, if the author has a good idea to set up a long story about us. Xiao, we have always been the romance comedy couple and I want our relationship take a….U turn," Zhou Yu said uneasily.
"Parole to my story with Sun Ce, tell the author to stop shying away on us. Of course, we're the Zhao Yun x Zhen Ji that happened," Da Qiao said.
"Yeah, because canon matters, baby!" Sun Ce chuckled.
"Ce, we're the serious bunch historically….you're more courting with me in proper speech. Not a jock whose overprotective of his high school girlfriend," Da Qiao shot the grumpy look at her husband.
"Both of you are the most overrated pieces of trash in the fandom! There are too many fics about you four as a couple just because it happened!" Zhu Rong ranted.
"But…it really happened. The Qiaos were married to Jiang Dong's golden boys after conquering Jiang Dong, not to mention they did it by serving a traitor name Yuan Shu," Zhuge Liang criticized.
"It's supposed to be a secret and now you're accusing our rise to power as being a part of expending Yuan Shu's Empire!" Sun Ce got up and threatens the Sleeping dragon with his tonfas.
"Give it a rest Bofu, Kongming always throwing crap to make Wu evil just like in his novel counterpart," Zhou Yu yawned.
"My wife is still 10000 times smarter than that midget from Qiao Xuan. I think she's always begging you that she needs to pee like an 8 year old" Zhuge Liang taunted.
"You overpraise me, Master…" Yue Ying brushed.
"Who are you calling midget? I'm an inch taller than Da in real life and we're 5'3 5'4! Also, nobody wants to fantasize you boring ugly wife!" Xiao Qiao attacks Zhuge Liang while Kongming hides behind his wife.
"Why is Zhuge Liang always god tier in Story? I'm supposed to be God Tier for my might!" Lu Bu pointed his iconic weapon at the Longzhong couple.
"Because the DW Zhuge Liang IS the novel Zhuge Liang and not the arrogant, 'I want to surpass Zhang Liang' historical counterpart" Zhou Yu grinned.
"Me and Yue Ying are the perfect couple in Three Kingdoms! The Right man and the Right woman!" Kongming raised his fan towards the heavens.
"…………"
"Alright, I'm smoking too much crack….." Gan Ning moaned.
"The novel tried to make me and Liu Bei the perfect couple because of that faulty alliance and my stupid brother," Sun Shang Xiang scoffed.
"But, our fans like it…" Liu Bei blinked.
"You never really liked me the first time we've met. You are too cowardly and can't be honest with my personality! Do you prefer weak women…Imperial Uncle?" Shang Xiang glared.
"Well…uh……hahahaha…I'm just toying with you. Really…." Liu Bei smile nervously.
Sun Shang Xiang gave him a hard punch as Liu Bei is seen hitting against the wall hard.
"If you're such a hero, why are you always acting like an under confident leader already 50 years old and could never beat Cao Cao on your own?" Sun Shang Xiang mocked.
"Sun Shang Xiang's arc the best…" Zhou Tai said.
"Oh no, Lady Zhen's arc the best," Zhang He crossed his arms starting the debate of the top tiers.
"Empress…" Cao Pi coughed.
"Oh right, you majesty. Empress Zhen Mi's arc is the best!" Zhang He nodded.
Zhen Ji glare at the ceiling clouded with her first person dissatisfaction thoughts of leaving Cao Pi.
"Yeah yeah, a whiny slut who wishes she was ugly is the best kind of story…" Sun Shang Xiang gazed at her rival in popularity.
"I wasn't whiny about wanting to be ugly. I just wanted my sexist husband to see me for who I really am instead of forcing me to be something I'm not," Zhen Ji thought.
"What about us?" Xing Cai comes up with Guan Ping.
"Oh…you guys have the most romantic story. So sad, you killed yourself Xing Cai," Sun Shang Xiang knotted her hands on her pupil.
"Nobody cares about our story?" Meng Huo asked.
"I like it," Zhang Liao said.
"The fight with such a guy like you embarrasses me.." Lu Bu frowned.
"Hahaha, you shouldn't underestimate me because you're so headstrong!" Meng Huo laughed.
"Men!" Zhu Rong and Diao Chan sighed.
"Dumbest men in the DW pairings series," Cao Pi smirked.
"Hey Zilong, our pairing got the most hits," Sun Shang Xiang unveiled.
"Yeah?" Zhao Yun not paying attention to the group and he's thinking quietly alone about something.
"We should be victorious because the best pairing is already considered by Dynasty Warriors fans. And the fact that we're canon…." Sun Shang Xiang grinned seductively.
"Oh brother….and I'm supposed to be jealous of her right now because Zilong and I must remain non canon until farther evidence. But, what about my appearance in his Legend mode?" Zhen Ji sighed.
"Heheh, but this bum never once really felt in love with any woman let alone he got two sons for nothing. Adopted and without a actual 'mom'," Cao Pi turn his attention to his rival in Han Dynasty's fate.
"He felt in love with Lady Fan in the novel and there's Ma Yunlu, and all those fictional women. But nothing compares to the real one, ME," Sun Shang Xiang dragged herself closer to Zhao Yun.
"…….." Zhou Yu knew Sun Shang Xiang is still chasing Zilong and it's not comfortable for him.
A balloon posted above the scene is Zhen Ji with a comedic frustration, "Get your hands off my first love you cretin!! You don't really know him like I do!"
"Let's put our pairings stories in chronological order, me and Xiao Qiao happened as early as before Guan Du, and then comes Zhen Ji's arc followed by Sun Shang Xiang's arc," Da Qiao announced.
"What?! She should be after me!!" Zhen Ji and Sun Shang Xiang pointed at each other in unison.
"Zhen Ji's come first…." Zhao Yun muttered.
"Oh geez, I'll finish it. Next comes Diao Chan's, then Zhu Rong, and finally Yue Ying comes during the Northern Campaign and last is Xing Cai for her tragic ending leading the fall of Shu," Xiao Qiao finished.
"So Shu is last….hmph," Cao Pi gets up and prepares to leave the meeting, "Well, now that we're finish with this fancy special chapter of SilentNinja's Shu biased fic."
"Biased you say? Your Wei historians made the entire Three Kingdoms history Wei biased in favorite of your ascension to Emperor," SilentNinja glared at the Usurper.
"Yeah, I mean, just look at what his boys did to my history…..my marriage was the very reason Cao Pi was all that back then," Zhen Ji shook her head.
"Who cares, no one has beaten me in one on one historically! That's about enough acknowledgement of me" Lu Bu retorted.
"And your piss poor governing skills…" Zhou Yu facepalmed.
"Worst in history," Zhuge Liang nodded.
"Dear, are we still the best pairing?" Yue Ying asked.
"It is written, Cao Pi and Zhen Ji is the best DW Pairing canon wise," Cao Pi wiggled his finger on the 'boring' couple.
"Oh just wait until Koei brings more scenes of me and Zilong in Dynasty Warriors. I'm not talking about that god awful DW 6 version!" Sun Shang Xiang gritted her teeth.
"You mean, more scenes of you and Liu Bei killing Shu storyline with the same damned drama I'm so sick and tired of being a tool for Koei in that!!? Why don't we all just get back to our historical personalities and make stories based on theories?!" Zhao Yun erupt his rage upon shafting the franchise all day as just a posterboy by name and not an actual main character like what Koei is doing for Yukimura and friends.
"………." Everyone exchange stares and turn in shock at Zhao Yun's terrifying attitude.
"I'm with him. As much as I want to make Cao Rui happy of his father's relationship with me, I rather get a story of being with my true love in the end than becoming a hypocrite adopted by treachery," Zhen Ji quietly whispered to herself.
Zhao Yun, one bad meeting after another. He hurried out to the hall and exit the build there he meet Ryu Hayabusa of Ninja Gaiden fame.
"Despicable day isn't it?" Hayaubsa mentioned.
"Damn right!" Zhao Yun starts the engine of his motorcycle and left the Koei Building.
The End
And after the credits finish rolling….
"Be sure to watch chinese dramas based on three kingdoms. I have an upcoming TV series about me," Zhao Yun announced.
"And don't forget to see all the different versions of the Luoshen Legend. There's a 2004 TV series that is friendly to fans of the Dynasty Warriors me," Zhen Ji winked.
"But, Zhen aren't most of them about you are not completely true?" Zhao Yun unsure of judging which TV series is more accurate.
"Only things to keep an eye on are that, I became worried of my own family with stress after I just got married for no reason again. So it's one of the causes of having premature birth. Lady Liu was the one afraid, not me when we met Cao Pi. Cao Zhi and I am brother-sister like, no romantic feelings. It'll be true enough that I would never stray myself from treachery, no wonder some people believed I was jealous of Lady Guo. I thought that bitch hated me because I sire a son before her while she's a servant to Cao Pi," Zhen Ji said.
"I always knew you as a sympathizer of low borns sought equality between classes," Zhao Yun grinned.
"Heh, the story of my life being the Usurper's wife," Zhen Ji shook her head.
"Zhen, let's just end this fic for good!" Cao Pi scowled.
"You're so anti climatic…." Zhen Ji rolleyed.