"Jake !" I caught her as she flung herself into my arms.
"Hey Bells" i replied, laughing. I set her down, to go hug Charlie.
"Here, let me take the bag" I offered.
"Uh, No thanks Jake, i can take it. You can grab the pizza but."
I looked at Bella, who had the same confused look as me. She came over to grab my hand after i got the pizza's.
"I don't know why, but he is possessive of that bag. And i have a bad feeling about it" she added on as an afterthought.
I just smiled at her and led her into the kitchen.
Charlie had bought two pizza's, a supreme for the three of them, and a meat lovers for me. As well as two garlic breads, and three sides of chicken wings. He is always amazed at how much i managed to eat, but hey, a growing wolf has to eat.
We sit around the table, eating, laughing and catching up. After we had all finished, me and Bella cleaned up.
We were standing in the kitchen, she was washing the dishes, and i was wiping them up and putting them away. When she had finished washing, she wiped her hands on her jeans, and turned to me.
"Are you ok Jake?" She asked, placing her hand on my shoulder.
"Yeah, just a lot happened today. I'll explain later, when we lay down" I assured her. I hated how she sometimes felt left out, so i tried my best to tell her everything.
"Ok" she smiled, then kissed my shoulder.
Well, i wasn't happy with just a peck on the shoulder.
I turned around, to find her wiping the bench down. I crept up behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist, hugging her from behind.
"Is that all you have to offer your Alpha?" I asked "One little peck on the shoulder?" i smiled, making shoulder sound like a bad word.
She turned around slowly, standing on her tip toes so that she could try and reach me. I smiled, she still wasn't tall enough, and bent my head down to meet her.
After i pulled away, happy with what i had achieved, i started to put all the dry dishes away. After a moment, i felt her arms circle around my waist, and felt her hot breath on my ear.
"I have even more than that to offer too ... Alpha" Then turned away from me, giggling, and walked into the lounge.
I was dumbfounded. Who was this, and what had she done to Bella? I shook my head, trying to dispel the fantasies that were threatening to overcome and walked out to join them.
Charlie was on the single lounge chair, the paper bag sitting on his lap, with Billy beside him, hands folded in his lap. Bella was on the lounge, eying the bag suspiciously. I walked across to join her.
"So, who commited the murder?" i joked. Everyone looked at me, wondering what the hell i was on about. "Well, the room is filled with tension, something bad has, or is going to happen" I explained, reaching over to take Bella's hand.
"Well" Charlie coughed. "Me and your Dad have been talking. And we have seen how serious you two have become."
I felt Bella tense beside me, so i started to rub my thumb in circles on the back of her hand.
"So what's in the bag?" This was starting to get creepy.
"Bella, Jake," My dad started to say "We just want to have a little chat. Nothing too embarrassing, but we feel it needs to be done"
Ok, now i was really confused. What was in the bag? And why was everyone looking everywhere but at each other? I watched as Charlie reached into the bag, and retrieved a black box. This, he handed to Billy.
I glanced over at Bella, who suddenly turned a delicate shade of green. I leaned over, and kissed her on the cheek.
"You ok honey?"
She just nodded, and smiled weakly at me. I looked over at our fathers, and waited for them to continue.
Billy showed us the box. It was a box of Magnums. Were they serious? As if i didn't know this already.
The slogans lashed through my head. They were plastered all over our Health room.
' Don't be Silly,Wrap your Willy!'
' Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!'
' Got no protection, Don't use your erection '
And if all this wasn't enough, Charlie next pulled out two bananas. These, he threw to me and Bella. As usual, Bella's reflexes weren't reliable for her, so i caught hers too, and handed it to her.
Billy wheeled himself over, opening the box, and handed us a condom each. I just looked at it, then at Bella, and understood why she was feeling sick. This shit was embarrassing. Not only did they make it awkward, they done it when we were together. With Bananas.
Suddenly, her presence next to me made me shift, and i couldn't make eye contact with her. I knew she was competent with this, she would have to be. Her and the leech were too serious for her not to be. While me, never done it, never wanted to with anyone else. I would hold out for her. I finally got the guts and glanced over at her, and she staring intently at the banana in her hands. I wondered what they would do if i just peeled it and ate it? Sure, but knowing Charlie, he probably bought the whole bunch.
"We know we can just give you kids the talk, but we want to know that yous can handle the actual dirty work" Dad explained, fighting back a smile. I just gave him a look that said 'How could you do this right here, right now? Do you want me to die of shame?'
"All yous have to do for us to be happy is show us that yous know how to properly put on a condom. Don't want to be a grandfather anytime soon" Charlie explained gruffly, looking embarrassed.
Good, i thought, know he knows how we feel.
I looked down at the banana, the quicker i done this, the quicker i could leave. The quicker i could get away from their scrutinizing gazes.
Bella's P.O.V
That paper bag sat on Charlie's lap, staring at me, teasing me, laughing at me.
Get a grip Bella! Its a paper bag. I thought.
I sat there, listening to Charlie babble on, but most of my attention was on Jacob. He was sitting so close to me, the left side of his body firmly against my right, his hand holding mine, our eyes on the stupid paper bag. My mine wandered while they spoke, to this morning in Jake's car. I don't know what overcome me, but one simple kiss didn't satisfy me. I needed more. I think i scared Jake a bit, not warning him of my need, but i knew when he figured it out because he took control. Even now as i think about him over me, his breathing becoming heavy, body pressed against mine, while his lips leave a trail of scorching kisses down my jaw gives me goosebumps.
"Damn" I thought, resisting the urge to bite my lip and whisper my daydream in his ear.
I was suddenly ripped out of my daydream by Jake snatching his hand out of mine, to grab a little square Billy gave him. Continuing down the line, i was next handed one. I looked down to find a gold foil packet. Magnums. Oh no. A condom. I stared at it, horrified. Was my daydream that readable off my face? Did they know what i was thinking? I could feel the blood pooling in my cheeks, making me blush. Next think i knew, i felt Jake flinch again, this time catching a banana, handing it to me before catching his own. I shot Charlie a look that clearly said "You of all people should know that my reflexes don't let me catch!"
My eye contact broke with him when Billy's voice interrupted. I couldn't look anywhere else but the banana.
"We know we can just give you kids the talk, but we want to know that yous can handle the actual dirty work"
Were they serious ? They sure were, and there was more.
"All yous have to do for us to be happy is show us that yous know how to properly put on a condom. Don't want to be a grandfather anytime soon" Dear old Dad continued.
I was horrified, i couldn't do this ! It never even crossed my mind to do this! By now, all the blood that circulated my body was in my face, and i could officially be called a beetroot. I couldn't even look at Jake, i was sure by his show in the car this afternoon he knew what he was doing. He had to, a young Native American with the body of a god and eyes of black fire had to have done it. I decided right then and there that i could do this. I had to.
Looking down i tore open the foil wrapper, glancing at Jake, who followed my lead. I looked at Dad and Billy, who were watching us like hawks, ready to criticise our wrongs.
"Just stop thinking and do it woman!" My subconscious mind encouraged me. Taking a deep breath, i rolled it down the banana. Pretty proud of my work, i held it up triumphantly. Billy and Charlie chuckled, and a swift glance at Jake told me he was shocked, and a little hurt.
What did i do?
Charlie cleared his throat, and pulled one more box out of the bag.
"Uh, Just some extra precaution,"He muttered out, tossing it to me. It landed at my feet, and as i looked down, i noticed what it was. Birth Control.
I smiled, embarrased, and got up to walk out. From this meeting i took three things.
1.I was officially turned off banana's forever.
by the magnums, Jake was BIG. I guess it made sense because everything about him was big, but the thought never really crossed my mind.
3.I hurt Jake somehow. And i have no idea how.
Please review guys.
Just an after note, i actually did have to practice putting a condom on a fake banana in P.E one year. Pretty hilarious. So far, i know where i want to go with the story, i just have to fill out the bits in between.
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