Shiniki: Sumimasen! I'm suffering from writers block… and the plot bunnies abandoned me after my story in the first chapter:o

Lucky everyone at the wagnergrp backs me up and serves as artificial plot bunnies!

Enjoy Missuire!

Tanning Salon…

Heiji was always mistaken for a foreigner… He hated it… But he couldn't help it, all the girls had been attracted to him, and he had to tell the lie that he was born this way… or it would spell certain D00M with a certain girl…

In truth…

Heiji passed through the automatic doors of the Tanning Salon, selected the usual setting, and entered the tube… little did he know, today was going to be bad … at least he had the Lucky Charm… but he was to much of an Ahou to believe in that… so it worked only half the time…

"Hattori… what the hell is this?"

Heiji was so startled he forgot the dish in front of his face was hot enough to bake on… needless to say he was stuck with a huge white mark on his forehead… after the burn mark peeled off… and Kudou couldn't stop laughing… Kazuha also found out somehow, he tried to tell Ran; Kudou's secret but he somehow got sleepy… and forgot…

Conan meets Holmes

A small second grader took Sherlock Holmes's hand; the second grader said, "Your Sherlock Holmes aren't you?"

"Why, yes I am… but that's only elementary!" Holmes chuckled and grasped the Childs hand "You're a Shrunken Teenage Detective…"

"Damn… I have a long way to go…" Conan sighed

Lucky Charms!

Shiniki: Heiji's lucky charm seems to be a real lucky charm… this is what would happen if he wasn't such a Ahou and realized that!

Heiji snickered, he was getting away with so many pranks and etc… there was only one thing left to do…

Heiji entered Osaka Metro and approached the female clerk, he swooned her and got tickets for free…

Tokyo, Mouri Tantei Agency

"Who is it?" Ran called

"Nee-chan it's me…" Heiji said in his whiny yet somehow lazy voice

"Oh! Hattori-kun!" Ran said as she opened the door revealing… Some dude that's tan… What?

"I have something important to tell ya, Conan over there is actually your boyfriend Kudou Shinichi, he was shrunk by a crime syndicate and lives with ya because he thought your dad might have some info on dem, but he nevah wanted to tell ya because he thought ya would be put in danger and they would target cha"

Conan's face was in utter shock, how could Heiji Hattori reveal his secret! His eye's had been as wide as his head… How could this have happened!

"Oh, Hattori! Your such a kidder!" Ran laughed…

Conan fell off the couch "The Wah?" Conan sighed "Damn you Hattori…"

Evil…

Gin woke up, his apartment of evil just radiated with evil! He exited his bed of evil, and picked up his hairbrush/comb thingy of evil, and brushed his hair 100 times somehow evilly, in order to ensure maximum evil, shininess, and volume!

He exited his door (of Evil!) and entered his Porsche 356A (of Evil?) and drove out to the Black Organization's HQ (Is that also evil?) as he approached the door he wondered

"Are they evil doors?"

Nonetheless he entered and proceeded to his office (I'm getting tired…) and gaped at what was on his desk… there was one thing more evil then him… more sinister then anything… and it sat on his desk…

Paperwork…

Vermouth's Point of View

Vermouth yawned, in her bed of Ebil…

RUN!

How Volume 13 Chapter 8 should have went…

The monster Gomera approached the kids…

Conan shrieked, "RUN! IZ GODZILLA!"

"Oi, Oi…" Gomera glared

Faster then the Autobahn

Kudou Yukiko was in heaven… oh how she loved Germany and the thousands of miles of straight freeway known as the "Autobahn" she revved her engine…

"Okaa-san… you're not going to-"

Yukiko shot out at blazing fast speeds, every part, knut, and electric computer thingies working at there best…

"Get Ready Shin-chan!" Yukiko smiled "Mommies gonna break the sound barrier!"

"I knew this was a bad idea…" Conan sulked

B0000000000000000M

And Yukiko did break it, and she and her son lived deaf for the next 3 weeks…