Chapter Five

'THE FIRST DAY BACK'

"Huh?" Sirius mumbled, still half asleep. Emily scowled down at him, her face livid, "What funny business?" he grumbled, climbing back into the bed, "Don't act dumb Sirius! Why was your arm draped around my waist? Why on planet fuck were you breathing on my neck?" She demanded furiously.

Sirius looked up at her, opening one of his sleepy, grey eyes, "Emmy, I've been in Azkaban for twelve years, and have been alone for fourteen, give me a break. I don't have control of my behaviour when I'm asleep do I?" He moaned, rolling over onto his side to sleep some more.

"Emmy? My name's Emily. Em-i-ly,"

"Well I've come up with a nickname for you, haven't I? You'll have to get used to it Emmy, because it's what I'll be calling you from now on," She could hear the snicker in his tone, and practically see him grinning.

Emily growled furiously and grabbed her school robes from her trunk. "What're you doing now?" Sirius asked, his tone muffled, "Getting ready for class," Emily answered stubbornly, stalking over to her bathroom. "Can't you ditch? Please?"

Emily turned to face him and snorted in an amused manner, "Have you gone mad? I'm the Head Girl! I can't go ditching classes!" Sirius mumbled something sleepily to which she couldn't hear, "Sorry Serious, didn't catch that," Emily said sarcastically, "Pft, original," Sirius moaned, and he soon began to snore. "Men," Emily tutted and she went to get ready for her boring, lesson filled day.

*

Emily sighed dejectedly as she sat in Charms with Fred and George, "…And we need to set off this dungbomb in Umbridges lesson. She's such a horrible, squat little toad," Lee Jordan mumbled.

"We have portable swamps too. That'll be fun to set off," George grinned, "Emily, what're you going to do to annoy Umbridge?" Fred asked, turning to face her, "Hm? Oh, urm…I don't know," She answered melodically, "You don't know?" George quoted, disbelief swimming through his words, "Sorry George for being chosen as Head Girl, sorry for having so much on my plate as it is!" She snapped nastily.

Fred, George and Lee looked a bit taken back at her harshness, "Sorry. I don't know what came over me," Emily muttered, pinching her eyebrows together.

"I'll think of something later Okay? Now isn't the best ti—" but she stopped short as something clicked. She knew of one mischief maker that was a legend at this school, and he was currently sleeping in her dorm.

How did she know he was a trouble maker in his days? She overheard Harry Potter, the-boy-who-lived, talking to Ron and Hermione about it earlier this morning. 'The Maurders,' his little group was called.

"Em, you don't have to do anything if you don't want to," Fred whispered to her dramatically, "It'll just break our hearts if you don't participate," George practically wailed in a hushed tone, "I said I'll think of something, and I will. I don't let my mischief makers down, do I?" Emily smiled, and continued with the Charms lesson.

*

"Settle down," Snape's voice droned on idly, "Instructions for today's lesson is on the board. Begin," He almost barked in his bored-like state. The potion that they were supposed to be working on was the Polyjuice Potion, which really was an O.W.L standard thing, not an N.E.W.T standard potion, but everyone knew that Snape was just being lazy today – he was obviously disappointed that he hadn't got the Defence Against the Dark Arts job again.

"Emiwee, I'm lost again," Fred muttered to Emily half way through the lesson, "Fred what have I said about calling me that?" She hissed, adding in the powdered bicorn horn. "But I need help," Fred moaned, pulling a puppy dog face, "You always need help," Emily muttered to herself. "Emiwee, what do I need to do now?"

"STOP CALLING ME THAT DAMMIT!" Emily yelled, her face reddening. "What's this, a series of love affairs? How unappealing; Miss. Escott detention with me tonight for shouting in my classroom. 5 o'clock, my office," Snape barked evilly. Emily clenched her fists in pure anger as Snape walked to the back of the room as Fred, George and Lee were in fits of un-amusing giggles.

Ouch, detention with Snape on her first day back. Really, what was i thinking? :')
Please review and tell me what you think! Even a simple 'i like it' would be nice.

will be updating shortly, i want to make something on Sirius' reaction when he realises she's just had an awful detention with Snape.

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