I glanced around at the yard which was scattered with trash and cups. I sat down in a chair absolutely exhausted. I had only dimly registered that my feet were damp with what had better be beer. I swear if I stepped in someone's pee I am going to flip out. Ron and Hermione had left an hour ago and people were starting to leave. They should its three in the morning. I have been awake for thirty-six hours. This was flipping amazing, I usually have a panic attack if I only get twelve hours of sleep.
Harry was getting my a cup of butterbeer while I try to stay awake. I spotted a scone on the buffet table. I got up and had it in my hand when George walked over. He had a cup in his hands. He spotted the scone and took it out of my hand.
" Hey, that was in my hand," I said attempting to grab it back.
" But I am so much quicker," George explained.
" Give it to me," I said making another grab at it.
" No," George said. Fred had now walked over along with Bill.
" George give me the scone before I beat you with a hairbrush," I snapped.
" Here," George answered. He put it in his mouth, spit it out, and put it in my hand.
" Ew! George I don't want it now!" I said thrusting it back into his hand.
" Ok, I'll have it," George answered happily.
I grabbed the cup out of hands and licked it.
" There, enjoy," I said happily. Bill and Fred were looking on amused.
" I picked this up off a table to throw away. I think someone peed in this cup," George said. I gagged and began to spit any saliva out of my mouth. Fred and Bill were now roaring with laughter.
" Ugh," I said still spitting. Harry came back with my drink.
" What's the matter?" Harry asked concerned at me.
" I just drank piss," I said pointing to the cup.
Harry took the cup out of George's hand and sniffed it.
" No, that is definitely muggle beer," Harry said. " Believe me my aunt and uncle drank their share of it."
" Asshole," I snapped slapping George with a plastic plate.
" Ow, calm down. You get so riled up." George said amused. He took a big bite of the scone.
" Hey guys, guess what?" Charlie said walking over.
" Quick tell us before George can swallow," I said quickly.
" Ok," Charlie said. " The last guest left, we can all go to sleep."
George made an angry noise and I smiled.
" What was that?" I asked sarcastically. " That'll teach you to lick my scone."
" I am going to bed," I said walking away.
" Your dress it caught in your hem," Fred said. I felt the back and my dress was fine. They all laughed again and I threw them the finger behind my back.
Up in my room I was to tired to even move. I walked in and plopped down on the bed. A minute later Harry came in and he collapsed next to me. Seconds later we were both asleep.
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I woke up the next day at noon. Harry was still asleep so I changed out of my dress and into jeans and a shirt. I smiled as I brushed the hairspray out of my hair. The smell of bacon wafted up into my room and I woke Harry. He smiled slightly and sat up.
" What time is it?" he asked sleepily. I shrugged, for all I know its like three. " I smell bacon."
" Me too. Shall we?" I gestured to the door. He smiled and sat up. I watched as he looked around for his glasses. Finally he found them and put them on. He stood up and I saw he was still in his tux. " How long are you going to wear that?" I asked smiling.
" Forever," Harry answered opening the door. I sighed, I would love it if he wore that forever.
Harry had to use the bathroom so he told me he would just meet me downstairs. When I got down I could hear a fight. I was going to turn back but it was too late.
" So we're not even going to talk about this?" Angelina screamed at Fred who looked just as angry if not more.
" No, I think we're done talking," Fred bellowed.
They spotted me and I turned red.
" I'll come back," I muttered turning to leave.
" No, Ginny, stay," Fred said quickly almost pleadingly.
" Ok," I said embarrassed.
" I think this is private, Fred," Angelina said very silently. Her voice was that real dangerous tone. Like the calm before the storm.
" I really think I should just-" I began.
" Ginny I told you, you could stay!" Fred said angrily.
" Fred this is private," spat Angelina.
" Fred I really need to pee," I said standing up.
" Sit down Ginny!" Fred snarled at me. I automatically sat down. It was just what I did.
" Ginny, no offence but I think this is just between me and Fred," Angelina said.
" Yeah so I am going to go. Like I have been trying to do for like a minute," I said standing.
" Fine, I'll leave," Fred said bitterly. I watched in an embarrassed shock as he walked from the room and out the back door.
Angelina snarled like a cat and pounded up the stairs. She came down seconds later with her suitcase.
" Tell Fred I went home, don't follow me," Angelina said angrily to me.
" Ang-" I began.
" Ginny I love you. Congrats on you and Harry, I'll see you later," Angelina said smiling. " Tell your mother thanks for everything."
She walked out the front door. I had no idea what happened. I looked in the backyard and decided I was going to see what happened.
I opened the back door and took a moment to think. Whenever Fred and George would get into a fight, they would always pound out the back door. We wouldn't see them for hours, one time even a day. I saw a tree in the distance and sighed. Bingo.
I crunched along the dirt road and saw the tree getting closer. Sure enough there was a body sitting in a swing hanging from the tree.
" Though you could use some company," I said sitting next to Fred.
" Thanks," Fred answered placing his head on my shoulder. I smoothed his hair down and kissed the top of his head.
" So are you going to tell me what happened or am I going to have to pull it out of you?" I asked smiling.
" Ginny, it is so complicated you wouldn't get it," Fred explained.
" Try me," I said not knowing what was going on.
" She wants a baby," Fred said quickly.
" Yeah, and you don't?" I asked frowning. " Why?"
" I would be a horrible father!" Fred said looking at me.
" Of course you wouldn't!" I cried.
" I dropped you like twenty times when you were a baby," Fred said.
" You were three!" I said smiling.
" So now I am twenty-six. I can still drop a baby," Fred answered.
" But this would be yours. You would have made it. I think you might be more careful," I said. He dropped his head back on my shoulder and I began to smooth down his hair again.
" Mum asked me to watch you once and I got the idea to fling you into the lake. Ow! Ow! Ow!" Fred cried as I grabbed a handful of his hair.
" Sorry," I said letting it go.
" And I didn't even want to get you out. I told them you would learn on your own. Ron was the only one to have sense and grab you out. I was a horrible older brother to you both," Fred moaned.
" No you weren't," I lied slightly. " Ok, sometimes you were really mean, and you teased me until I cried. And I didn't eat for a week after you told me I was fat. But that doesn't mean you would be a horrible father. Everyone is mean to their siblings."
" Yeah?" Fred asked hopefully.
" I threw Ron's clothes into the rain," I said smiling at the memory.
" Right he told me. I told mum and dad he and Hermione used the shed as their own sex nest," Fred smirked.
" I told mum and dad about Weasly Wizarding Wheezes," I said. " Ow!" I cried as he grabbed my ponytail.
" Sorry," Fred said releasing it. " I told mum and dad Bill and Charlie had cigarettes in their trunks," Fred said.
We both frowned.
" Why do people tell us stuff?" I asked.
" I don't know," Fred answered.
" Ok, you go home and you apologize to her. She told you not to follow her but she didn't mean it. She loves you and the reason she wants to have a baby with you is because she trusts you to be a great father. Now if you're still not sure, at least talk about it. Don't scream and fight, talk about it calmly," I said kissing his cheek. " Go on."
" Thanks kid," Fred said kissing my head. " Hey good luck with Harry." Fred winked and left. I sighed and made my way back to the house.
" What were they fighting about?" mum asked quietly.
" I don't know, I heard screaming and ducked back into my room," George said. " He's my twin but a real idiot."
" Hey Ginny where were you?" Charlie asked spotting me.
" Talking to Fred," I said getting a mug out of the cabinet.
" Is everything ok? We heard a lot of yelling," Bill said taking a sip of coffee.
" Yeah, just a spat. You know how it is," I answered not going into what we talked about. Me and Fred bonded and I wasn't going to ruin it.
" They came down in a right state and I quickly left and burnt the bacon," mum said sadly.
" Really?" Charlie asked.
Mum nodded.
" Well I'm going back to bed," everyone said at the same time and got up and went back to their rooms and lovers. There was no use being up if you weren't going to get breakfast.
What's next: The baby, a ring, the honeymooners, and whose pregnant?
A/N Please read and review. Also any Canadians, please tell me what secret was spilled. U.S. news will not tell us. I will be forever grateful. I will even mention you in a chapter. Just please tell me. Does anyone else think that 'Snape snapped' is extremely funny?