Max: HEY-LO!! Hows ya been lovies?! I know I haven't updated any of my stories in awhile! My laptop broke and I don't really like gettin on the desktop computer so I try ta use y mummies laptop. Very hard to get it when no one else is on it... Bah! Read and review huns!

Warnin: MPREG!.!.!.!.! SEVVY/HARRY!.!.!.!

Disclaimer: Nope... I still don't own nuthin...

Harmful To Your Health

"SEVERUS!!" Harry screamed loudly, his voice bouncing off the walls in the house he shares with his husband, "SEVERUS! YOU ANSWER ME NOW YOU GREASY OLD GIT!"

Severus was sitting in his private potions lab in the basement of the house, working on a very long list of potions Madame Pomfrey needed for the coming school year, What do you need Harry?!" he called exasperatedly.

"You get you arse up here this instant you lazy bastard! Or I'll kill you!"

Now, Harry wasn't really angry at Severus, he was just in a very large amount of pain and it was only getting worse. He had told his husband just a few weeks ago that he was pregnant. And, of course, he was using a glamour spell so Severus couldn't tell just how far along he was, but, now he would definitely know.

"I'll be there in 5 minutes Harry! If I don't finish this potion up, the whole batch will be ruined!" Severus called back, continuing to stir the potion and add in the final ingredients when needed.

"If you don't get up here right now, I am going to have this baby right here in the middle of our bed! Now get up here and take me to the hospital or I will leave you as soon as this child is born!" Harry was becoming very angry now, he didn't want to be, he just was.

'Wait a second.' Severus thought, 'Baby? Now? Oh no!' "Hold on! I'll be right up Harry!!"

"Severus… You know I love you right?" Harry whispered quietly, his newborn son held tightly in his arms.

Severus smiled, "I know love. I love you as well. But the next time you threaten to castrate me, I'm leaving."

The both of them chuckled quietly, "Of course you will you greasy old git. You'd be back after 5 minutes begging me to let you back in the house." Harry grinned evilly, a sadistic glint in his eyes, "But I will warn you, do NOT attempt to get me pregnant again. It would be very harmful to your health."

Severus merely nodded in agreement.

Max: Please review dears! I promise I'll love ya! XD I know this chappie sucked but, I wrote it in the middle of the day and I can never write then. The only good stories I have were all written at like, 2am... XD

Lovies,

Mew Max