I slammed the door closed and turned to face Harry who was looking very annoyed.
" Well that's just great," I said angrily stalking into the kitchen. " We have to wait another two weeks to tell everyone! I really cant stand them sometimes."
" Why two weeks?" Harry asked leaning against the counter.
" Because everyone will think we stole their thunder. When really, it was them stealing ours!" I bellowed. I was now moodily washing dishes. Suds were flying up into the air and I am pretty sure they were clinging to my shirt. " This sucks! I wanted to tell everyone!"
" Well look at the Bright side," Harry said putting his arms around my waist.
" What could possibly be the Bright side to this?" I asked softening slightly.
" I have you all to myself for another two weeks," Harry said moving my hair off of my neck.
" You already have me!" I said turning slightly.
" I mean I have you without having crazy Ginny. Wedding Ginny. Bridezilla Ginny. Plus your mother is going to want to be here everyday at every waking hour," Harry said and I laughed.
" Oh she is," I groaned in dismay. " Maybe we should just elope."
" We cant elope," Harry said leading me away from the sink.
" Why? It will be amazing! We'll leave in the dead of night, and come back married!" I said getting excited.
" I want a real wedding," Harry said as we walked into the bedroom.
" Fine," I said pouting. I was just imagining us drinking a vile of poison. " Ooh! We can have doves!"
" Right, doves," Harry said sounding worried.
" What's wrong with birds?" I asked joking. I really did not mean to take it this far.
" They poop all over the place," Harry said coming out of the bathroom.
" Right, poop," I said smirking. Harry lay on the bed and turned so that his body was facing me.
" You know I really don't think of 'poop' as a turn on," Harry said kissing my neck again. I giggled and rolled him over and straddled him.
" Well what do you consider a turn on?" I asked wiggling slightly. I smiled as he groaned and gripped my hips tightly.
" This," Harry said in between sighs. I wiggled again.
" Just this?" I asked bending down to kiss him. " Not that?"
" That also," Harry said catching on. " There are other things."
" Oh? What would they be?" I asked sliding down. " Would they be here?" I asked touching the hardness between his legs. All I got was a groan. I took that as a yes.
Soon we were both too busy to speak.
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The next week passed by in a blur. I had begun to make tiny little notes about what I would want at the wedding. As I was still not going to tell my family for another week I had no one to talk to but Harry, and he always seemed busy. I felt really bad bothering him. I did however go and get my sizes. That way I can easily try on dresses and not have to stand in the line and wait when I want to try on a dress. I didn't tell anyone but I had one saved for me. I kept renewing it because when Harry proposed I figured he'd do it again so I just kept it on hold. I was in love with it. I was so in love with it that if it proposed I would dump Harry for the dress, that's how pretty it is.
Hermione was coming over today, I wasn't really looking forward to it, but I figured I have to be nice to her. She is carrying my future niece or nephew.
I was taking out a tray when the doorbell rang, I grimaced and went to answer the door. Hermione stood there looking harassed.
" Something the matter Mione?" I asked taking her coat.
" No, I am just so hungry!" Hermione said walking into the house.
Harry walked out of the bedroom and gave Hermione a peck on the cheek and got her some food. Hermione followed us into the kitchen and got herself some cheese. I had my back turned when I heard her speak again.
" What are all those flakes that were on the counter? They are really good," Hermione said sprinkling some more onto her cheese and crackers.
" That's fish food," I said frowning at her. Harry snorted and she rushed into the bathroom and began to vomit. I heard her retch three times before she walked back into the kitchen looking paler.
" We also have cat food, would you like some of that?" Harry asked. Hermione gave him a sarcastic smile and got herself some water.
" You just ate fish food," I said smirking.
" Oh shut up the both of you!" Hermione snapped. I began to cut the roast again and heard Harry getting the wine.
" What time is Ron arriving?" Harry asked casually.
" Soon, he had to work later," Hermione answered through a mouth full of cheese.
" Hermione!" Harry yelled. " You just put fish food on the cheese again!"
" No I didn't," Hermione said blushing.
" I just saw you. Give me that!" Harry said wrenching it out of hands. He shook his head muttered something about hormones.
" Fine, what else do you guys have? Do you have pickles?" Hermione asked shoving Harry aside. She began to search the fridge looking for food. " You have nothing I want. Ooh! What is this? Are these raisons?"
" We don't have raisons. We have mice, it may be mouse poop," I said seriously.
Hermione gagged and ran into the bathroom.
" You shouldn't have done that," Harry said warningly.
" Well honestly, who picks food off of a window sill and eats it. And I wasn't lying. We don't have raisons," I snapped waving a knife at him.
" Put the knife down crazy lady," Harry muttered getting it out of my hand. " I don't think I like her pregnant."
" I like her better single." I said looking around the corner to make sure she wasn't standing there listening. The doorbell chimed again and I walked into the living room.
I opened the door and was shoved aside by Ron.
" Harry!" Ron bellowed. Harry walked into the living room looking nervous.
" Ya?" Harry asked and I saw his eyes take a shielded look.
" Guess who I just saw," Ron said happily.
" Who?" Harry asked.
" Guess," Ron said again looking at me now.
" Santa," I said jokingly.
" No," Ron snapped turning back to Harry still smiling.
" Neville?" Harry asked boredly.
" No," Ron said turning to me.
" Malfoy?" I asked smirking.
" Yes!" Ron said clapping me hard on the back.
" What?" Harry roared.
" I saw Malfoy on my way home. And guess what he had with him," Ron answered looking at Harry.
" What?" Harry snapped.
" Guess," Ron said and Harry let out a growl of annoyance.
" A dragon," I said leaning against the door frame.
" No," Ron said turning to Harry.
" Ron I am this close to hexing the crap out of you," Harry snarled.
" Alright don't get your knickers in a twist," Ron snapped irritably. " Wait, where's my wife?"
" You are really pushing it," Harry growled.
" Hermione?" Ron called walking into the kitchen.
" Bathroom," Hermione answered and then there was the sound of vomiting.
" Is she vomiting?" Ron asked frowning.
" No she's burping," I said walking over to the sink and getting three wine glasses and a mug.
" Ron!" Harry bellowed. " What did you see Malfoy with?"
" When?" Ron asked frowning.
Harry made another roar of impatience and walked back into the living room and back again. He was still to angry to speak and kept mouthing real awful words.
" Today you said you say Malfoy today," I said refreshing his memory.
" Right," Ron said smiling. " Well he had-" Ron was cut off by Hermione walking into the kitchen looking sick. " Hermione baby how are you?" Ron asked kissing her cheek.
Harry looked angry again and I giggled. Apparently any Weasly can make him this angry.
" Ron what did you see Malfoy with?" I asked because I was now afraid Harry was going to hit him.
" Oh right, I was just telling them I saw Malfoy today and guess what I saw him with, guess," Ron said to Hermione with a smile.
" Just tell us!" Harry said loudly. I was now wondering what it was to make Ron so cheeky.
" A baby carriage," Ron said triumphantly.
" So?" I asked disappointed.
" That means he's married," Ron said slowly and clearly like I was stupid.
" Not necessarily," I said.
" Ron where did you see him?" Harry interrupted.
" Ginny most men don't have a baby when their single. That is what a woman does," Ron said having some cheese.
" Fish food?" I asked gesturing the container to him.
" Um, no," Ron said eying it with interest. " Is it good?"
" Ask Hermione," I said smirking.
" Oh shut up," Hermione snapped holding her stomach.
" Ron," Harry said loudly again.
" What are you saying that if a woman gets pregnant that it is up to her to take care of the baby and not the man?" Hermione asked eating another piece of cheese.
" No," Ron said with a mouth full of food.
" Ron!" Harry finally screamed. We all turned to look at him.
" Yeah mate?" Ron asked. We all were now watching him semi-scared.
" Where did you see Malfoy?" Harry asked gripping Ron's shoulders.
" I forget," Ron said. Harry mouthed words again and left the room.
" Is he ok?" Hermione asked peering around the doorway.
" Yeah let me bring him some wine," I said. I walked into the living room.
" He drives me up a wall!" Harry said as I sat down next to him.
" Try living with him," I said bracingly.
" I did," Harry said turning to me.
" Right," I said kissing his head.
" What are you thinking?" I asked Harry as he was still quiet after a minute.
" I wonder what else we could get Hermione to eat if we leave it lying around," Harry said after a minute. I giggled and kissed him again.
" What are you guys doing in there?" I called to Ron and Hermione.
" Nothing!" I heard Hermione call guiltily.
" I better see what's going on," I said jumping up and running into the kitchen.
Hermione had the fish food in her hand and Ron was eating the food off the plate.
" Oh my god!" I yelled.
" I am so sorry," Hermione said blushing.
" Hermione, why are you still eating that?" I asked taking it from her.
" It tastes so good!" Hermione said. I took it from her and smelt it.
" This isn't fish food," I said after a minute.
" Oh thank god," Hermione said.
" I have no idea what this is," I said sniffing it again.
" Harry?" I called. " Could you get in here. Now!" I screamed.
I heard Harry get up and walk into the kitchen.
" What is this?" I asked thrusting the container at him.
Harry sniffed it and a look of panic washed over his face. It only lasted a sound because it was gone when I looked back at him. He pulled me aside looking frantic.
" Ok, don't get mad," Harry warned. I instantly felt angry. " This is supposed to you know, get you turned on."
" Oh my god!" I hissed. " What is it doing in our house?"
" I used it once," Harry said blushing.
" You used it?" I asked outraged. " Why?"
" I don't know. It wasn't on you," Harry said hastily.
" Who did you use it on then?" I asked feeling confused.
" Neville asked me to pick it up for him as a gag gift for Dean," Harry said looking at Hermione and Ron. " If they ingested it then…" Harry trailed off.
" Not in my house," I said horrified. " That is gross! I could have eaten it!"
" When have you ever sat down and popped open a can of fish food?" Harry asked sarcastically.
" I eat tuna," I snapped. Harry shook his head and looked at Ron and Hermione who were giggling.
" We need to get them out of here," Harry muttered.
" No shit Sherlock," I said walking back over to Hermione and Ron. " They are not going to keep coming over if we always kick them out." I warned at Harry who just gave me another dirty look and pushed me forward.
" We're gonna go," Hermione said quickly rushing out of the room. Ron looked flushed and just waved.
" Alright then," I said after a moment. I glanced at the packet and shoved it into a drawer. " For later," I mumbled and walked into the bedroom.
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