Chapter Two "Welcome New Honored Guests"

POV: Haruhi

Once again, my life is crazy. Nothing was ever un-expected with me. Things happened around me and I had to just deal with them. There are at time where I wish I had a "normal" life. A normal family, normal friends and plain all NORMAL! However; even "normal" isn't normal any more. It's considered to be creepy and that makes that un-normal. I hate life.

Any ways, going back to me. I woke up the same time as usual in the morning. I did have a problem. I couldn't wear any of my own clothes because they were too small on my new boyish body and my school uniform won't fit me. Then again, the outfit was designed for my body type. The other thing is, I have to sneak out of my own house. Once my dad wakes up and sees me, a complete and total stranger, well, he'll probably beat me up with a frying pan and I don't want that. I could quickly steal an outfit from his wardrobe, but then again I would be dressing up like a tyranny and that's kind of creepy. Looks like I'll wear what Tamaki lent me for now. It's better than nothing.

I went to the bath room quietly and started grooming myself. I brushed my teeth, hair and other daily routines. I changed in the bath room and wore Tamaki's slightly tight clothes. He gave me a pair of jeans and a basic black t-shirt. I slipped it on and looked into the reflection. In some ways, I sort of blushed. I mean, I was actually…cute looking.

I heard some foots steps coming towards my way. I assumed my father was up and so I had to try and leave. Only problem is, there aren't any windows in our bath room. Only one way out. Then he walked passed the door and yawned, heading for the kitchen to get a cup of coffee. I quietly opened the door, grabbed my school bags and my spare uniform and jumped out our nearest window.

I walked down stairs and saw a young brunette girl worn out and tired. She looked at me and waved. I waved back and went down quickly to see her. She smiled at me and looked at me curiously. From the dress she wore, I could tell it was mine, so this must be Tamaki. He added a little more detail to himself. He must have found his mother's or some one's make up and "attempted" to put it on, badly I might add.

"Morning Haruhi," He said with a sweet charming girly voice.

"Morning senpai," I replied.

"I'm beat. I couldn't take my limo over here. I ended up walking and sneaking out. How do you people do this for a living?"

"We just deal with it. Besides, it's not that hard to walk senpai and you know there are buses,"

"Really? Buses? Damn it! I should have taken the bus!"

"It's alright senpai. The walk isn't too far from here. Besides…the sooner we get to school, the sooner we can change into the school uniform. I assume your paying for two new ones right?"

"Yes of course!" Tamaki said cheery.

"Good!"

I dragged his happy butt out of my neighbor hood and down the street. He skipped along happily and I just ignored it. He's obliviously happy with this new form. More like too much if you ask me. I'm not so concerned with us as guy and girl again only how were going to explain this to people? I mean, Kyouya with laugh at us and he'll pick on the twins more so probably because they fell for it too. I just "happened" to fall in. So I didn't actually do anything wrong.

Within a few brief minutes we had arrived on the school campus. Every one was looking at us strangely, mainly because of our outfits. I saw women fall onto the floor as they saw the "new" Haruhi and men I guess weren't crazy for the "new" Tamaki. If they only new…

Tamaki dragged me to the administration office and whipped out his trusty gold card. The lady at the desk happily smiled and swiped it for him. He just happily tapped the counter, singing a little tone till she came back. She shook her head at us and gave it back to him.

"I'm sorry miss, but your not an authorize user on the card," She said, replying in an upset motherly tone.

"How can I not be on the card!? I'm a-"Then he looked down at his girly breast and sighed.

"Right," He replied a second later.

"I'm sorry senpai. We did our best. Looks like we'll have to deal with things on our own turf," I said, patting him on the back.

"I guess your right,"

We started walking off till we heard a familiar voice behind us say something. Calming and soothe, yet also mysterious, he turned towards us. He turned towards him and within a few seconds, we knew who this "kind" man was.

"Please miss, get these two uniforms. I'll pay for it myself, providing they act as dogs for the host club, well, the gentle men only,"

"Thank you Kyo- I mean stranger," I said, bowing in respects.

"Great, even in this form I'm still a dog to the club,"

"Thank you kind sir. We can't afford to pay this off. I mean, it's like we meant for you to get into so much trouble and all," Tamaki said, blushing his pretty eyes at this shadowy man.

"Oh it's no problem. A lady such as your self shouldn't have to pay for this or even work for all that matters. You are a bud to our school, some one new who doesn't know anything currently. I'm willing your family is a poor commoner struggling right? You happened to get accepted here. Please, allow me to take you to our club. You'll enjoy it there. You're mutt over there is also invited. Consider it my token of welcoming you two to our school," He said, bowing down in respects.

"Well…I…I. would love to…come to your club Kyouya," Tamaki said, blushing for some reason.

"Splendid. Come along children. Our friends await your presents,"

We followed our shadowy friend Kyouya to the Third Music Room. I'm surprised Tamaki didn't say anything about who we were. I fact, he was enjoying this flattering. Is he…falling for Kyouya? No, it couldn't be!? Senpai doesn't him that way and why does Kyouya hate me? I didn't do anything…did I?

Into the room we were and two other members stood there in front of us. Our cute little Hunny and tall and wild Mori looked at us with warm welcomes. Over by Hunny were our two orange cat friends. They each purred next to Hunny senpai. I sighed a mushroom shaped cloud and walked over to them.

"Honored guests, please meet our members,"

"I'm Mitsukuni Haninozuka, but you can call me Hunny. This here net to me is Takeshi Morinozuka. He's my best friend," Hunny said as mini hearts swarmed around him.

"It's nice to meet you to," I said, bowing in respects.

"So, what are your names?" Kyouya asked us.

"Our names?" I asked.

"Yes, you two do have names right?"

For the first time in my life, I was unsure what to say. I could tell them who I was or leave it a secrete. Then again, what will happen to me either way? Should I expose my identity or start a new life at Ouran? This will be continued…in the next chapter.