Chapter 4 "I'M ME AGAIN!!!!!!"

Author: Ello. Sorry for the long wait. Haven't been writing too much. I'm mainly on gaia right now doing stuff and chatting and rping and yeah. I'm also looking up tutorials and trying to improve my anime/manga drawings and they have improved a hell of a lot better and I even drew Tamaki pretty well in my style…ish. I have also been reading a manga series called "1/2 Prince" and it's really good. It has that same "gender bender" problem w Ouran and yet it takes on the future of video gaming and it's really good. It is a Shojo and Shoenen Manga. The art style is awesome and the guys are hot….*drools* Well, time for the update you guys want and I'll try to make this interesting.

POV: Tamaki

Hello my dying subjects. Yes, I the beautiful Tamaki have a chapter all to myself now. At last, my fans have been dying to know what happens to me. My beautiful and lovely Haruhi has been taking over the whole story and I feel I'll never get a chance to say my words. Even in the last story, I barely get a few words in. This time, it'll all change! Ranma ½ isn't just about Akane. No! It is mainly about Ranma dealing with "his" curse and I say I should be the main character of this story! Besides, every one loves a princely like character. Shojo says in every manga there should be at least one and that one…is me. Now, before I rumble on, let me re-mind your memories with a little Tamaki Flash Back.

Tamaki Mind Theater Presents

"Angles and Gods Flash Back"

In chapter one, you see me and Haruhi on our little vacation. Haruhi is skipping in the grassy meadow and I am chasing her, throwing the beautiful sun flowers up into the sky. The sun sets and we lay in the meadow watching it go down. Haruhi takes her hand and places it on my hand. We turn and face each other, telling each other how we both love each other. She tells me her plan for this vacation, the final ending to set everything in motion!

"Tama-kun," She said in a soft whisper. "Can we go to a spring before we leave? I'm tired from frolicking in meadow and I need a break. We can talk to each other all night and have a good time,"

"Haru-chan," I said, also replying soft and low. "We shall go to a spring just you and I and we'll stay there and watch the stars rise over our heads and the next morning, we'll be wet and cold, but we can cuddle up next to each other on the ride home to Japan. Our warmth shall sync into one and together, we'll make the perfect heater,"

"Oh Tama-kun," She placed her head into my lap and slowly drifted into a deep slumber while I sang "her" song to help her sleep.

The day on our vacation we took a boat ride to the beautiful spring. I heard stories of it's beauty and care free little place. I was told it was the perfect place to end a vacation. I called and made the reservations before hand. On the boat, two little orange friends of ours followed us and Haruhi grew angry. With my strength, I beat them to a pulp and threw them over board. Haruhi cheered with joy as I showed my wonderful muscles.

We arrived and slipped off the boat and onto the nice calming shore. A fat and cheery Chinese man greeted us, showing us the beautiful place. He told us about a story of how some people died here and that if not careful, falling into one could be a fatal curse. I ignored this man and jumped into one. Haruhi did the same in a near by one. The man's word's we're right after all. I, the beautiful Tamaki became a beautiful young girl with a long and flowing burette hair and my Haruhi became a attractive man with golden hair. The twins had also followed us there and became our new pets. Two orange tabby cats and this suited them. They would have to listen to me now and so they did.

In chapter two we had arrived at Ouran on our first day to school. Haruhi lent me some of her clothes and I lent her mine. We hadn't seen sight or sound of the twins, but we took that as a good thing. Haruhi grew nervous and was unsure if she could fit into this role as a guys, but I reminded her that in the club she plays a guy every day and so she laughed about it and carried on. Haruhi made me blush a few times and told me how cute I looked and I reminded her how handsome she looked as well. We were about to get our uniforms when I realized I left my wallet at home. A kind and tall gentle man by the name of Oothori Kyouya stepped out in front of us and offered to pay. He told us to stop by the club and have some lunch with the host. I didn't want to go in my form, but Haruhi insisted and so we went and followed.

In the last chapter, we arrived at the club and each of the members greeted us as if we were guest. Hunny offered us some cake and we both took it. The lovely Kyouya had asked us about our names and we replied. We could have told them who we were, but for the fun and games, I suggested to Haruhi that we assume different names. She agreed to this and so I became Azusa Haruno and she became Aaron Hidaka. Kyouya flattered me some more and I smiled. Each guest left the area for a minute. When they came back, we found the room was turned into a lovely spa and so we changed and that's where we left off. Now, what will happen next is a whole new chapter.

End of Tamaki Mind Theater. Thank you for watching this presentation by Suoh Tamaki.

I stood and waited by my dear Haruhi to a wait what she had to say. We were shocked by the size of the spa area. Each of the host was naked, as costumed by the Japanese tradition. I wanted to jump in now, right that second, but Haruhi pulled me back.

"Is everything alright?" Kyouya asked.

"Everything is fine! We…just don't want to hop in too fast. I mean, it is boiling water," I announced, trying to pull off this "cute" little girl act.

"I see. Take your time. This water is imported water from Fuji. It's not only healthy to bathe in, but it's also healthy to drink too, providing no one pees in it or dumps things in it and so forth. This cost us…probably four-hundred thousand I assume. This will be added on your debt Mr. Hidaka. I would add this to Haruhi's debt, but she isn't here and this would be Haruhi's first debt for the begging of the year. I guess she should be lucky this time,"

"I hate you," Haruhi mumbled under her breath.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Kyouya questioned.

"Nothing,"

"Oh look, Kyo-Kun and Neko-Kun are going into the spa as well!" Hunny said, cheery and splashing the water around him.

We looked over to see two orange tabby cats about to hop into the warm steaming water. I take it Kaoru is hopping into the water and Hikaru is possibly joining in. Kaoru fell into the water and we heard a screech meow cry. Hikaru looked into the water and fell in as well, trying to search for Kaoru. Hunny swam over, trying to locate the two in the water.

"You think there ok?" I asked Haruhi.

"I don't know. I hope…there fine,"

Hunny went under, trying to find them. All we saw were the bubbles floated above and then, with a few seconds, we noticed an orange spike appear in the surface of the water.

"I…uh…every one! Get them towels now!" Haruhi said, trying to remove every one from the area.

"What!? Why!?" Kyouya said confused.

"Just do it!"

they all rushed out of the spa and quickly wrapped them selves in towels and went to get some more. The orange spike rose up further and up came a human, a perfectly normal human. Geeze, I liked them better as cats. -_-

"Kaoru?" Haruhi said confused.

"Hey Haruhi!" He said, patting his back.

"Why-where's Hikaru!?"

"I'm right here!" Hikaru said surfacing up towards the top of the water.

"Hikaru!" Haruhi said, running towards them.

"So, there back to normal. Great!"

"Tamaki!" Haruhi hit me and I complained. "Be nice!"

"My daughter hit me!" I whimpered.

"You deserve it,"

"So, if this water changes us back…" I started to trail off.

"Actually, it could be the heat of the water," Haruhi said.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I notice earlier some one poured hot on the twins earlier and then some one spilled some cold water on them, so they didn't notice the change. I was curious about that and that's why I didn't want to go in the spa, in case something like this does happen. Besides, I would be-"

"Haruhi would be naked! My dream would come true!!!!!"

"Umm…senpai? Senpai? Senpai!? SENPAI!!!!"

"Huh? What?"

"You were dreaming of me naked again weren't you?"

"No…I wonder never do such things. I'm a gentle-lady and we don't do such things,"

"Yeah…right,"

Suddenly Kyouya and the other's returned back with fresh towels for every one and then they looked into the spa, only to see two twins happily smiling at them.

"Since when did-"

"We were here the whole time Kyouya. We were just hiding!" They twins said, happily syncing in one.

"Interesting. So, Miss Haruno, Mr. Hidaka, are you joining us?"

"We…umm…"

"NEED TO USE THE REST ROOM! Right…Aaron?" I said, looking over at my dear and sweet Haruhi.

"Uh yeah! What he- I mean she said. Hehe…"

"Right…Just down the hall and make a left. The rest rooms will be there. We have the male, female and just in case the unisex for those families that visit the school. The unisex one is locked, so please do use the gender rooms,"

"Hmm, strange. I don't remember father having a-oh, I see his method. Hmm, so he thinks we'll confess that easily, flattering me and making me, hmm, interesting Kyouya. Don't worry, I'll make this a fun game for you, just you wait and see,"

"Don't worry Kyouya, we'll find it. Besides, I happen to know the school doesn't have any unisex rooms. Only in the main office is there a family rest room. Besides, my- the chair man told us that during the grand tour. You silly little host member you," I stuck out my hand and did that little, flirt blush thing that I wish Haruhi would do for me now and then.

"Right, how silly of me," He said, smiling.

I grabbed Haruhi and slowly left the room and headed down the hall till I knew it was safe. She looked at me confused and then I stood directly at her.

"Haruhi, whatever you do, don't let Kyouya find out. He already suspects us,"

"Really? That fast. Interesting…"

"Yes and I want to play around with his mind for a while. You see, I want him to admit defeat for once,"

"Oh, you want to get back or something?"

"Nope, just play around with him,"

"I see. You want me to be your boyfriend while in this form?"

"No, no. Save that till later my dear Haruhi!"

"Alright. Can we change now? I take it you came down here so you can be you again right?"

"Yep!"

My dear and sweet Haruhi smiled at me and so we went into the rest rooms, checked for people and then locked the doors. I turned on the water and waited till it was warm and dumped it onto my curvy body till it became perfectly straight. I looked up in the mirror and my wonderful and male face looked back at me. Now I was once again Tamaki Suoh. Now I will head back to the Third Music Room and begin my daily work…

To be continued…