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Strawberry Soda
Her favorite fruit was strawberries.
Her favorite drink was soda.
Her favorite boy was Jack.
'Strawberries + Soda + Jack = ?' She considered the answer in her mind.
Her husband suddenly barged through the bedroom door, looking excited, "Eve honey! I'm done! Jack's SodaBerry #32 is created!"
The fair blonde blinked her amethyst eyes and covered her mouth with a hand upon seeing the fushcia-colored pile of slime material in the cup, "...Oh my."
End.
A/N: I'm not really a fan of JackEve myself actually. But she is one of the marriagable ladies in HM MM. So what the heck.