Hello & Welcome To My First Heroes Fan fiction: "The Heroes Comedy Club" It's Sure To Have Many Silly Things To Do With Superpowers! These People Shouldn't Be Classified As Heroes After This! HAHAHAHAHA! ENJOY!

"This Is A Part Of The EliqueStudios Comedy Club Series"

"The LOST Comedy Club Was Written Before This."

Notice: Heroes & All Related Media - © MMX(2010) NBC. This Work Is Fan-Made And Is Based On The Heroes Universe. This Is Purely Fictional. Anything That Resembles A Real Person Or Event Is Purely There By Accident.

The Heroes Comedy Club

Final Chapter - Here Noes!

"LOLWUT? My Brother Is Flying! How Does He Do It? He Must Be Eating Lots Of Cake!" Said Peter

~Elsewhere~

"YAY! I Fall Down Tall Metal Structures, And I SURVIVE!" Said Claire
"How Do You It?!" Said The Cameraman
"Photoshop… I Mean, Cake!! Yeah! By Eating Lots And Lots Of Cake!"
"OK! I Ate Cake. Can I Try?!" Said The Cameraman
"…No."

~Elsewhere Than Elsewhere~

"Welcome To The Paper Company. We Are Definitely Not A Secret Agency!" Said Noah, Claire's Father
"IF YOU'RE NOT… Why Do You Even Need To Mention It?!" Said A Tourist
"Because, I Ate Cake This Morning, And It's Giving Me Funny Ideas."

~Elsewhere Than Elsewhere Than Elsewhere And Four Months Later~

"Bring On The Cake! I Need Energy To Stop A Virus From Being Released!" Said A Hero. (Let's Never Mention Him Again.)
"You're A Virus!" Said Another Hero.
(Sorry For The Reference To "The Lost Comedy Club")

~Elsewhere Than Elsewhere Than Elsewhere, The Same Time, And Elsewhere Again.~

"YAY! Flying Man & Cheerleader!!" Said Hiro Nakamura.
"You're Crazy!! There's No Such Thing As A… WOAH!!! Is That A Flying Man & A Cheerleader?!!" Said Ando.
"Yeah, I Couldn't Believe It Myself!! A Flying Man AND A Cheerleader!!"
"Ha Ha! It IS A Flying Man And A Cheerleader!!"
"Yeah, I Know! Cool, Eh? Look At Their Flying And Cheerleading Skills!!"
"That's A Great COMIC. Where Did You Get It?!"
"I Got It From Fortune-Painting Guy! YAY!"
"That's Crazy!! So This Guy Can… WOAH!! Did You Say Paint The Future?!!"
"Yeah, I Couldn't Believe It Myself!! A Fortune-Painting Guy!!"
"Ho Ho! He IS A Fortune-Painting Guy!!"
"Yeah, I Knew That! Awesome, Right? Look At His Paintings Of The Future! WHAT SKILLS!!"
"Those Are Some Good Paintings. Where Did You Get Them?!"
"I Got Them While I Time Travelled To Fortune-Painting Guy! YAY!"
"That's Crazy!! So You Can… WOAH!! Did You Say Time Travel?!!"
"Yeah, I Couldn't Believe It Myself!! I Can TIME TRAVEL!!"
"LOL! 1! You Are A Time Traveller!!"
"Yeah! Great, Isn't It? Look At My Time Travelling Skills!!"
"That's Some Good Time Travelling Skills. Where Did You Learn Them?!"
"Well, I Ate Some Broccoli Vinegar Chicken Cake And…"

"PIE!"

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SORRY, For Ending It There! I Ran Out Of Ideas. Anyway, Bye!!