A/N: Hey guys, told you there'd be more soon, heh. This one was purely my friend's creation and I am therefore completely non-responsible for its insanity. Unfortunately, the above statement is incorrect, due to the fact that I have added some minor elements to improve the flow and make the story(hopefully) funnier. (Credit where credit is due.)
Disclaimer - I do not own Alice in Wonderland 2010, or the rights thereof, I am just a poor fangirl.
Rating: T (language, possible mildly ideologically sensitive material, and minor violence.)
Dormouse: RUN....ALICE!!!!
Knave: Alice?
Alice: Oh come on, are you serious??? Would you stop obsessing over me and my so-called largeness! I don't like you, I'm in love with the Hatter!
Hatter: Really, because I am fond of the Knave...
Alice and Knave: WTFH!?!?!?!?
Dormouse: Soooo...let me get this straight, the Knave likes Alice, Alice likes the Hatter, and the Hatter, for some ungod known reason why, likes the Knave.... Love Triangle much?
Hatter: Oh Stayne, marry me! Glomps the Knave.
Knave: GET OFF ME, YOU! Shoves Tarrant off him.
Alice: Is gay marriage even legal in Wonderland?
Card Soldier: Actually, it's called Underland, and yes, gay marriage is legal here. Five and I (here he motions to the card soldier behind him) are happily enjoying its legality as we speak.
Dormouse: And on that note, I believe this is your cue to RUN...ALICE!
Knave: Alice?
Alice runs off and the Hatter sprays perfume in the Knave's eye.
Knave: WTH!??! I thought you liked me...
Hatter: Yes, I do, but it's part of the script. I am sorry, luv...
Knave(in a dejected tone): ...I give up.
Hatter(mildly hopeful): Does that mean you'll marry me?
Knave: Oh, hell no!
Hatter: D'aw...
Hope you enjoyed this, more to come soon. Please R&R, 'cuz reviews are delicious.
~Kidonia
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Dumb Genius - Glad it made you laugh, sorry it made you gag, but I am a Hatter/Knave shipper so that's too bad... Dis I just make a rhyme? lol ^_^