A/N-Hello. I'm sorry I haven't posted this last week. I've been quite busy.
Thankyou all for your reviews. They have been brilliant and much kinder than I deserve. Hell, I stuffed up Sesame Street for many people.
I would like to dedicate this chapter to my old teacher Mr Buxton who laughed when I told him the story idea and then told me "If writing stories about insane murderous children's puppets is what keeps you going then do it."
With love.
Wax
Scene 4
Doink, Doink
The Home of Edna Jones, 10 101st Street.
Munch-What can you tell us about your son Elmo?
Edna-He was a sweet boy until he got to high school.
Fin-What happened there?
Edna-He got in with that gang, the Muppets. Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Animal, Beaker and the rest. I didn't like them.
Fin-Why didn't ya like them?
Edna-They were wrong for my son. Took drugs, had casual sex, you know the usual.
Munch-And then what happened?
Edna-When he was twenty he was diagnosed with schizophrenia due to marijuana usage. He ran away. I haven't seen him since then.
*Pans into Rikers. Dorothy being led into a room by two guards. *
(Another quick A/N-For all who don't know Dorothy she is Elmo's goldfish.)
Casey-Hello Doniel.
Dorothy-It's not Doniel anymore, it's now Dorothy.
Casey-Okay Dorothy. I'm here to ask you about an ex boyfriend of yours-
Dorothy-*Cuts in. * Elmo Jones right?
Casey-Yeah.
Dorothy-Firstly we talk a deal.
Casey-No deal.
Dorothy-Well I don't talk without one.
Casey-Fine. You tell me what you've got and then we talk a deal.
Dorothy-What do you want him for? He still hasn't been charged for assaulting me.
Casey-We believe he may have taken part in a homicide. He will be charged with-
Dorothy-*Jumps out of her chair and slams it to the ground. * That fucking barstard! I knew he killed Big! I knew it! I'll fucking kill him! The barstard abused me and then killed my boyfriend! He'll pay!
Casey-Guards!
*The guards come in and Dorothy is taken out. As the cell door slams shut behind them the video pans to a pavement, there is Kermit the frog jumping ahead of Elliot and Olivia *
Elliot-Kermit the Frog?
*Kermit looks behind him and then starts hopping. *
Elliot-We just want to talk to you, you're not in trouble.
*Kermit keeps on running with Olivia and Elliot chasing him. They catch him and he falls to the ground screaming and squirming. *
*Back to the precinct *
Munch-Any luck with Nutty McFruit Nut?
Elliot-Nup. A digging expedition turned into a field day for narcotics.
Fin-*Laughs sarcastically * The guy's on at least six different hallucinogens including beadoes.
Casey-The guy's on beadoes?
Elliot-Yeah.
Cragen-Guys. We've got something to pick him up on. Guess who gave Kermit the beadoes?
*Ad break. *