Ok, be expecting shorter stories, for my brain has seemed to realize that it is summertime and it doesn't want to work with me. Oh, and since TauMeow is really the only one reading this besides .Amberleaf. , she got the animal right! It was a Grizzly Bear. -hugs- You get a Brackenkit plushie!

TauMeow: A plushie is what readers give to reviewers to make them feel special... basically they're little stuffed animals of a character! Where do I get them... ummm... I magically make them out of love, magic and... and... pixie dust. :D :D

Not Impressed

Did you ever hear of the battle of ShadowClan and RiverClan?

No, of course you didn't. You never hear their side of a story; it's always ThunderClan. ThunderClan this, ThunderClan that. Ha!

I'm Tigerstar. I am not impressed with ThunderClan and their traitorous cats, half clan, kittypet, and full Clan alike! Yet StarClan acts like their

favorite Clan is that one full of traitors. Humph. Stupid dead cats. If I were the leader of ThunderClan, I would have lead them to glory and victory.

No. StarClan wouldn't have it. Dumb cats.

What? What! You say ThunderClan is victorious already! How can a Clan filled with kittypets and loners be great? Stupid cat! I'll list them for you if

I must!

First, Bluestar let that stupid kittypet called Rusty into our Clan. As you obviously know, Rusty is now Firestar. A kittypet leader! Do you know how

idiotic that is? Now his kittypet blood runs throughout the Clan in Leafpool, Squirrelflight, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze! Disgusting. I can't believe my

own son, Brambleclaw, took that half kittypet cat Squirrelflight as a mate! I blame it all on Firestar.

Oh, we cannot forget that traitorous filth Graystripe. He was in love with Silverstream from RiverClan! The tom even took it far enough as to have

kits with her! Feathertail was falling in love with Crowpaw, and you know that would have brought more half Clan kits. Now Stormfur is living with

the Tribe! Could it get any worse?

Yes, unfortunately, it did.

Firestar met Princess, his sister, and took her kittypet son into ThunderClan! Then, to my dismay, he took a mate, Brightheart, and they had kits!

Then Whitewing had kits! Now there are more little kittypets running around in the Clan.

Oh, let us not forget Daisy and Millie. I can't believe Brambleclaw just allowed Firestar to let Daisy join the Clan! Then Graystripe, big surprise

there, brought Millie into the Clan! AND THEY HAD KITS! So did Daisy! Spiderleg was a perfectly good warrior, and then he decided to have kits. It

ruined him. Now, in Bumblekit, Blossomkit, Briarkit, Rosekit, and Toadkit, live an inner kittypet. Oh, let's not forget Berrynose, Mousewhisker, and

Hazeltail. They're full kittypet, with no Clan in them at all.

Then there came Leafpool and Crowfeather! Leafpool, being a medicine cat, should have known better than to run off with a WindClan tom in the

first place! What can you expect, though, from a kittypet?

Well, cat, you'd better run off, tail between your legs in shame, to your nice cozy den in ThunderClan. Next time you look at one of Firestar's

favorites, I guarantee you will not be impressed.

I'm not impressed at all.

I gotta catch up with .Amberleaf. now! Hey, Amberleaf, if you read this, can you post your chapters? I wanna read 'em! Kthnxbai --brackenfurlover