So, yeah. Your Laptard crapped out on my interweb-ness. XD Microsoft Word has no idea what it's talking about when it's saying that my words do not exist and/or I'm misspelling them.
Oh, yeah. That page I started doodling on? It's gonna be covereded by the time I'm done getting my badgie claws … well, paws. I'm not exactly trying to nom the pages…
I think it's gonna be weird if/when I do grow out my claws. I'll have to keep them painted black… I don't like the natural color of my nails.
FYI: Laptard is awkward to type on. Poor Laptard don't know how to properly function. [pouty/sad face, pat-pat] Yes, I have enough guts to mock the little netbook…. Within its own system.
[iz hiding in your corner, being a ninja, singing] I'm a ninja. Doo dooo dooo dooo doo… I'm a ninja. Dooo doooo a dooo… A ninja… doooo dooo a dooo doo.. Sneaky ninja … dooo dooo a dooo dooo
[is in your netbook, being bored] Oh, thanks for the Dana Distraction Kit… Can we call it the allegiance of distracting Dana? A.D.D. or something like… Mission: Keeping Badgie-Buns Busy. Yeah.
[GIR from Invader Zim voice] Imma typin' my thoughts! :D
[sings] "… to the sun!... To the sun!... To the sun!... To the sun!... To the sun…" . . " I WANNA ROCK!" [facetable]
[pops up] I'm up!
Maybe that energy drink wasn't such a hot idea. . .
Speaking of hot. I like bacon.
… I'm rambling. [sings in low tone] "I like to ramble, 'cross carpets! [speaks in "male" British accent] "Ooh, look. I'm dead! Pthb."
[sings along with "Re-Hash" by the Gorillaz, not even sure they're the right lyrics] "It's the money and stuff. It's the money and stuff. It's the money and stuff. It's the money and stuff… Ba ba ba ba ba baaaaaaaahhhhh. Ba ba ba ba ba baaaaah…"
AH! [blinks] I dunno… [shrugs]
[bouncing in seat] I'm SO HYPER… [mispronounces on purpose] HYPERBOLE!
[sings again] "oooh, oooh, oooooooh." … "She turned my dad on. Dad on. Dad on!"
Macha money… Macha pull me though… Macha money… Is that even the lyrics. XD I.D.K.
[sees older duder with sunglasses on] OOOH! Corey Hart! [sings] "I wear my suuuunglasses at night, so I can. So I can see my check while you collect your paaaay…"
[jingle] PAGE TWO! PAGE TWOOOO! PAGE TWOOO!
STRIPED SHIRT CHICK! HI! I LIKE STRIPES! "I like stripes,. Stripes is what I likes. Stripes of every kind! Stripes, stripes, stripes!"
AH! OLD DUDE ASS! Oh, wait. He's not that old….Now, that dude is…
You: [has headache… T.T] Badgie… Lay off crack.
Me: What crack? O.o [twitch in seat] AH! MY HAIR! [is distracted from distraction] Whoa! Light…
You: [e.e] That crack.
… see back of ravaged page.
AH! Back! SPASM!
I'm coloring! I friggin' love coloring!
THE INTERWEBS WORKS!
[runs off]