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Sasuke was in a dilemma. How was he going to win Sakura back? Damn Naruto. This is his entire fault. That crazy ass-head.

He didn't know what to do. How the hell should he apologize?!

"Just go to her house and say you're sorry." Lee suggested.

It has been a week since Sakura broke up with Sasuke. He had enough of Sakura's cold shoulder treatment. He loved her, cherished her and wanted to do everything to win her back.

Of course, he wanted some bed action as well. It was one week already.

These are the reasons why he invited all of the male ninja in Konoha to give him advice. What better people to ask help from than guys who also mess up a lot?

"Say sorry? That's so laaaaame!" Naruto protested, shoving Lee out of the way. "Dude, whatever you do, don't say sorry! It'll make you sound so girly."

"Naruto, you're such a jerk. I shouldn't have invited you here." Sasuke said, glaring at Naruto. "We broke up because of you!"

"Eh?" Naruto was confused. "Why? Oh damn! Sakura's falling for me, isn't she?" He grinned. "Too bad for her. Hinata's my true love now!"

"Are you kidding me?" Sasuke asked. "Are you really such a moron?" He was about to kick Naruto in his family jewels when Kakashi interrupted.

"You should write her a letter. Girls dig that." He smirked. "I promise you."

Sasuke contemplated Kakashi's suggestion. "Hn. You've got a point there."

Kakashi smirked. "Oh yes. I have a point. I have a really really big and long point. Girls love my point. My point is—"

"Dammit, Kakashi! Is everything perverted in your perspective?" Sasuke glared at him.

"Sorry. I couldn't resist." Kakashi smiled.

"I vote Neji to write the letter!" Naruto raised his hand. "He knows big words."

"Oh yes. Neji knows big words. Tenten loves Neji's big words. Neji's words turn her on." Kakashi smirked.

"You're such a hopeless dirty old man." Sasuke told Kakashi. He sighed. "But yes, your letter suggestion was good."

"Let's get started, then." Shikamaru sighed. "This is so time-consuming."

"Shikamaru's annoyed 'cause he could be having a threesome right now!" Jiraiya said, pointing at Shikamaru. "Oi, you're such a filthy hormonal kid." He grinned. "Can I join you?"

"Not on your life." Shikamaru answered.

"Just so we're clear," Shino started to speak, "Lee and I are not dating. I am perfectly straight."

Everyone nodded. But inside their heads, they all said, "Yeah right," at the same time.

"Okay, okay, write these." Neji said.

"Dear Sakura, my love,

I am writing this letter with the hope that you may find in your heart to grant me exculpation. I have been such a nincompoop for having failed to give you physical affection---"

Naruto groaned. "Neji, that letter sounds so formal and unromantic!" He shook his head. "I should try writing the letter! Write these, dude!"

"Dear Saku-chan,

Ne, I'm sorry, okay? I have flowers with me right now, so if you want me back, you should---"

"Moron," Shikamaru said. "What a downright stupid letter. Dammit. Just listening to it makes me feel nauseous." He smirked. "Write these."

"Dear Sakura,

I love you and you love me. I screwed up, okay? But that's what love is about! It's about screwing up and forgiving. So I think---"

"Shikamaru," Jiraiya interrupted. "That letter's not bad. But I think Sakura needs to read something else." He cleared his throat. "Okay Sasuke, write these."

Sasuke's eyes widened. "Hell no! I'm never writing anything that you say! Dirty pervert!"

"Hah!" Naruto laughed. "Dude, you got rejected!"

Jiraiya pouted. "Fine, suit yourself."

"Let me do it!" Lee shouted. "Write these!"

"Dear Sakura dear,

My fountain of youth is crying endlessly for you, and it will keep crying and crying and ultra-mega-super crying until you---"

"Lee is laaaaame!" Naruto teased. "What a loser."

"Hey." Shino chose to speak again. "Give me a chance, okay? Write these."

"Sakura,

Hey, I have your prized possession with me right now. Don't worry, it's safe. But if you won't come meet me at---"

Naruto was disgusted. "What the eff, Shino?!" he shouted. "That's a freaking ransom letter!" He chose to tease Shino. "Is that the sort of thing that Lee likes?"

Shino said nothing. Instead, he released all his bugs toward Naruto.

"Dude! I was kidding! Grrrrr!" said Naruto as he was being chased by bugs.

"Alright, I got it!" Kakashi grinned. "Write these, Sasuke."

"Dear Saku,

I have a big and long surprise for you~ I bet you want this too, don't you? It's been a week now, baby. I want you so bad---"

Sasuke realized what he was writing. "You bastard!" He fumed. "I was writing a dirty porn-quality letter!"

"Yeah, so? I told you, didn't I? Girls dig that."

"You are nasty." Sasuke said. "Shit. This is going nowhere. Everything that you guys say is crap!!" He frowned. "At this rate, I'm never gonna get Sakura back!"

I take that back. Maybe Sasuke should have invited female ninja instead?

Ayumi-chan: So did you guys enjoy it? Next chapter will be what we're all waiting for! Sasuke's own letter for Sakura. :)

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