Chapter Thirteen – Interview with the Cast
Whitewolfffy: Hey, everybody! I'm sitting here with Inuyasha and Kagome, and they just finished filming, right?
Kagome: Yup! Boy, that was fun!
Whitewolfffy: I'm glad you had fun! I know I did while writing the script. Well, I think the readers are probably annoyed or disappointed on the ending, though. So, I figured that an interview would be a good idea. How does that sound, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: I think it's completely stupid…
Whitewolfffy: Great! So, first question is for you, Kagome. *flips over page on clipboard* What did you think about having your *clears throat* …period in the story?
Kagome: *blushes brightly* Well, at first I was completely against it. But after I read further I decided that it might turn out to be a funny thing. The readers seemed to like the idea…
Inuyasha: Funny as in…gross? Jeez, I'm afraid to know your definition for 'cute'.
Whitewolfffy: I agree, Kagome, I think they did like it. Of course, it would be embarrassing, but it worked itself out. Anyhow, next question. Inuyasha, what did you mean by 'I will only hurt you' in Chapter Eight?
Inuyasha: Why are you asking me? You're the writer…
Kagome: Don't be such a poop! Just answer the question.
Inuyasha: Hey, I had to memorize those stupid lines! That doesn't mean that I myself knew what they meant!
Kagome: *gasp* so, does that mean that you just 'memorized' our kiss??
*silence*
Whitewolfffy: *clears throat* Well, then, I guess I'll just answer that for him. While writing that part, I was trying to get the readers to understand the pain and guilt he felt for Kikyo's demise. And so, to some degree (even in the manga), he blamed himself. So when he was watching Kagome sleep, he was thinking about how Kikyo died because he didn't trust that she wouldn't deceive him. So, he was basically afraid that he might hurt Kagome later on.
Inuyasha: I would never be that mushy!
Kagome: So the kiss was just acting!?
Inuyasha: I didn't say that! Jeez! Will you quit putting words in my mouth!?
Kagome: Then just answer the stupid question!
Inuyasha: I DID answer the question!
Kagome: No, you just sat there without a word coming out of your mouth!
Whitewolfffy: *starts flipping pages in a rush* Well, now, don't fight. Let's see if I can find another question that you might-
Kagome: You are so stinking mean! You were being silent on purpose, weren't you!?
Inuyasha: Ah, you just got it. Someone give this girl a prize!
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!
Inuyasha: I was being quiet because I didn't have an answer! Gosh, will you quit being so- …hey, Kagome, don't glare at me like that. It's disturbing! Hey, Whitewolfffy, was this in the script!?
Whitewolfffy: Uh…no…I don't believe so…*flips pages faster*
Kagome: YOU STINKIN' TWO-TIMER!!! You were pretending I was Kikyo, weren't you!?
Inuyasha: I WAS NOT! I swear! Kagome-
Kagome: Shut up and SIT!
*Inuyasha crashes through comfy interview chair*
Whitewolfffy: *stares and blinks a few times, adjusting glasses* Um, you do intend on paying for that, right?
Kagome: Oh, don't worry, he will. *smiles pleasantly* Next question?
Whitewolfffy: Uh…here we are. Kagome, was there a stunt double during the crashing scene?
Kagome: Oh, of course not! I do all of my own stunts *continues smiling*
Inuyasha: *grunt* That's only because I'm there to save your butt…
Kagome: *turns to glare hotly at the white head poking out of the bottom of the chair* I can take care of myself, thank you!
Whitewolfffy: *interrupts before another fight breaks out* Well, anyway, I think that this has been a nice interview. So, is there anything else you both would like to say before I stop writing?
Kagome: Thank you all for reading! I'm sorry if you didn't like it or got mad!
Inuyasha: I pray for the soul of every person who has read this God-awful story.
Whitewolfffy: Thanks for reading everyone! I'll be adding more stories soon, so please don't hold this bizarre interview against my future in writing!
Inuyasha: The fact that you wrote this interview is sad…Kagome, you should comfort her keyboard…*finishes squeezing out of the hole in the chair*
Whitewolfffy: Bye, everyone!
Kagome: Goodbye!
Inuyasha: You may now go confess to a priest about this disturbing experience. See ya.
Thanks again! Please read my other stories later on! ^.^ This has been fun (I hope for you as well).