I Miss Him! Dark LinkXLink LinkXAly (slight LinkXIke)

Chapter 6: Red gets an ass kickin

Hello! It is Aly! I was assisted on this chapter by one of my best friends!

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I was taking a walk by the river, when I noticed Red being an ass to Link again.

"So, you still want to be a gay ass, gay ass? Or do I need to blow you up like I did that fucking fairy." Red said tauntingly.

"You blew up Navi? You fucking bastard!" Link said charging at Red.

But Red just held up a hand and placed it on Links head, keeping him at arms length. "Stupid gay ass, you think you can really hurt me?"

"No, but I know I can." I yelled as I walked up to the two.

"Oh really Taylor?" Red let go of Link, then elbowed him in the face.

"Ow! Shit that hurt!" Link moaned, while toon Link came running out from behind a tree.

"Are you okay Daddy?" He asked as Link held his nose.

"Yeah, I think so." He said, his voice kind of muffled.

"What the hell is your problem Red?" I asked, as Red was laughing.

He turned to me, "What, you've never heard of a bully before?"

"Yeah, I have. And I know that the bully usually gets his ass kicked." I said, looking at my nails, trying to sound casual.

"Oh really? You think you can take me Taylor?"

"No, I know I can."

"You stupid whore." He said while walking up to me.

I looked up to him, "You don't scare me."

He laughed, which was a stupid idea. Cause it gave me the perfect opportunity to punch him in the face.

"Shit! Holy fuck!" He shouted.

"You still think I can't take you?" I questioned as Red also held his nose.

"That was a cheap shot. I think you broke my nose."

"Now you know how I feel." Link added.

Red ignored him, and turned to me. "You ready for a fair fight now, whore?" He asked.

"Sure."

He swung at me from the right, so I leaned to the left. He missed, and I had a perfect shot at his side. I hit him hard, bringing him to the ground. "I. Am. Not. A. Whore." I said with each punch. In my mind, the song that Sean got me hooked on started playing. "I am not a whore. But I like to do it." I smiled, and looked down at Red. His face was bleeding, his lip already starting to swell.

"You gonna lay off Link now?" I leaned forward, knowing he wouldn't dare take a swing at me.

Just then, Master Hand walked out. "Holy shit. What happened here?"

"Red got his ass kicked by a girl!" Link and toon Link said at the same time.

"Watch your mouth kid." Master Hand said to toon Link.

Red sat up, "If I didn't know better Taylor, I'd say you were a guy."

"You want proof?" I asked as I started to pull up my shirt.

"No, it's okay. I know better."

"Good." I walked to Link, as Master Hand helped Red up.

"Shit dude, she kicked your ass." I heard Master Hand tell Red.

I smiled to myself, as I helped Link off the ground. "Thanks, again." Link said, still holding his nose.

"No problem. Um, why did toon Link call you Daddy earlier?" I replied.

"Oh, that's an easy answer. When Dark was still alive, we decided to take toon Link in as our son." He stated.

"Aw, that's cute. Now if you excuse me, I have to put my hands in some ice. Let me know if Red bothers you again." I turned and walked back to the mansion.

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I know it's short, wanna fuckin fight about it? Taylor will haunt you're dreams and kick your ass!