Hahahaha! You know, Karaoke has my name in it! KARA! lol I found that out after writing this! And Shout out to RevalisPyross for Shizuru's song!
After it was set up, Mai began calculating who was going to go when only to be interrupted by Nao.
"Hey, if we're gonna do this, then let's make it interesting…" Nao said to the carrot-top.
Mai looked up at her with suspicion creeping onto her features. She narrowed her eyes slightly, "What kind of interesting?"
"I say, we draw sticks to decide when we go and the person who goes after you gets to pick your song." She answered grinning like the Cheshire cat.
Mai put on her thinking face and took it into consideration. After a silent moment, she nodded slowly. "…Yeah…I like that idea…" The carrot top stated.
They grabbed the already prepared sticks from the King's game and drew them. Once all the sticks were divided between the five girls, they stated their numbers. The order was as such: Shizuru, Nao, Natsuki, Mai, and then Mikoto.
Shizuru cringed as she saw who was to pick her song. With Nao, it would probably be something embarrassing or degrading.
"Nao-san, it seems you should be picking my song…" Shizuru said, wishing this to be over as soon as possible.
The red head, stood up with defiance written all over her face, "Yeah, yeah, don't get your tiny, over-priced panties in a bunch…" She said as she sauntered over to the karaoke machine. Looking through the machine, Nao didn't see one song that she'd want the Kaichou to sing. After moments of strenous searching, suddenly, the red head's face lit up with laughter as she found the perfect song. Clicking on the song, Nao stood up and handed the mic to the tawny blonde.
Her grin held mischevious fun, "I just love irony." She muttered quietly to the girl as she went to sit back down to enjoy the show.
Shizuru's brows creased in confusion until she saw the song that the red head had chosen for her. Grinding her teeth, the tawny blonde waited for the song to get to the words.
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
Shizuru visibly cringed as she sang the next part of the song.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ame---------nnnn!
Silently, she grit her teeth and cursed Nao.
I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!
By the end of her performance, Mai was clapping politely, Mikoto sat around looking naively confused as to why Nao was in hysterics and Natsuki was smiling as this was the first time she heard her best friend sing openly, also unaware of the true reason of Nao's laughter.
Thoroughly embarrassed, Shizuru took her seat on the large couch next to Natsuki. The blunette, however, jumped up immediately so she could pick out Nao's song. Already having a song in mind, Natsuki simply had to search for it, which took less than a second as she was familiar with Mai's little machine. Swiftly clicking on the song, Natsuki skipped the step of handing Nao the mic and plopped back down on the couch.
Taking the voice amiplifier into her hands and looking at her chosen song, she whipped her head towards the blunnette, "What the fuck kind of song is this?!"
Natsuki grinned, "One that fits you perfectly…"
"Mutt, I'll--" She couldn't finish her threat as her eyes took note of the angry crimson glaring at her. Nao, first one of the first times in her life, suddenly felt her blood run cold. "I'll…sing my song…"
Natsuki was taken aback by the sudden change of heart by the usually fiery red head. She actually became disappointed by the lack of reaction. The sudden obedience of the red head even went as far as to make the blunette plop back into the couch in a frusterated huff.
As the song started, Nao began to sing.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm your average white suburbanite slob.
I like football and porno and books about war.
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor.
My wife and my job, my kids and my car.
My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested (oh no) no way (uh-uh). No, I've gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense.
(oh yeah) yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
While people behind me are going insane.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
By now, Natsuki was laughing histyrically, Nao replied by flipping her the bird.
I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)
Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
NAAAAH!
I'm an asshole (he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (he's the world's biggest asshole)
(SPOKEN)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible, hot pink, with whale skin hubcaps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. Yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles an hour, getting 1 mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non- biodegradable Styrofoam containers! And when I'm done suckin' down those grease ball burgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side, and there ain't a God-damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we ve got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin (Hey) and Sam Peckinpah (Hey) and a case of whisky (Hey) and drive down to Texas (Hey, Hey, Hey)
(Hey you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut up and sing this song pal.
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
A - S - S - H - O - L - E.
Everybody, A - S - S - H - O -L - E.
(SPOKEN)
I'm an asshole and I'm proud of it!
As the song finished, Nao threw down the mic and sat herself back down on the ground in front of the couch.
Even before Nao got back to her seat, Mai had pranced up to the karaoke machine to pick out Natsuki's song.
"I have the perfect song for you!" Mai chimed as she flipped through her machine. "It's romantic! I've always seen you as a romantic kind of person!" By now, excitement must've overloaded her brain because the carrot top was surely talking crazy talk. Romantic? Natsuki? More like romantically challenged…
The blunette got up and grabbed the mic off the floor, "Let's just get this over with you nut."
Mai rushed back to her seat as the song started up.
You know a lot of girls be thinkin' my songs are about them
This is not to get confused, this one's for you
Natsuki twitched. She got a song, singing about a girl. Damn that Mai.
Baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We can do it real big, bigger than you ever done it
You be up on everything, other hoes ain't never on it
I want this forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
Resisting the urge to sigh, Natsuki decided to sing it up the best she could.
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right I promise that we gonna live it up
She make me beg for it till she give it up
And I say the same thing every single time
I say you the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the best I ever had, best I ever had
Best I ever had, best I ever had, I say you the fucking
Know you got a roommate, call me when it's no one there
Put the key under the mat, and you know I'll be over there
I'll be over there, shawty, I'll be over there
I'll be hitting all the spots that you ain't even know was there
Ha and you all ain't even have to ask twice
You can have my heart or we can share it like the last slice
Always felt like you was so accustomed to the fast life
Have a nigga thinking that he met you in a past life
Sweat pants, hair tied, chillin' with no make-up on
That's when you're the prettiest, I hope that you don't take it wrong
You don't even trip when friends say you ain't bringin' Drake along
You know that I'm working, I'll be there soon as I make it home
And she a patient in my waiting room
Never pay attention to them rumors and what they assume
And until them girls prove it
I'm the one they never get confused with
'Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We can do it real big, bigger than you ever done it
You be up on everything, other hoes ain't never on it
I want this forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right I promise that we gonna live it up
She make me beg for it till she give it up
And I say the same thing every single time
The blunette sweeped the rooms faces. Mai and Shizuru looked like they had stars in their eyes, Mikoto and Nao were looking at her in confusion. Funny how they grouped together. Weirdos…
I say you the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the best I ever had, best I ever had
Best I ever had, best I ever had, I say you the fucking
Sex, love, pain, baby, I be on that tank shit
Buzz so big, I could probably sell a blank disk
When my album drop, bitches will buy it for the picture
And niggas will buy it too and claim they got it for they sister
Whatever…She was getting pretty into it anyway..
Magazine, paper, girl, but money ain't the issue
They bring dinner to my room and ask me to initial
She call me the referee 'cause I be so official
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make your pussy whistle
Like the Andy Griffith theme song
And who told you to put them jeans on
Double cup love, you the one I lean on
Feeling for a fix then you should really get your fiend on
Yeah, just know my condo is the crack spot
Every single show she out there reppin' like a mascot
Get it from the back and make your fucking bra strap pop
All up in yo slot until the nigga hit the jackpot
Baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We can do it real big, bigger than you ever done it
You be up on everything, other hoes ain't never on it
I want this forever, I swear I can spend whatever on it
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right I promise that we gonna live it up
She make me beg for it till she give it up
And I say the same thing every single time
I say you the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the best I ever had, best I ever had
Best I ever had, best I ever had
I say you the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the fucking best, you the fucking best
You the best I ever had, best I ever had
Best I ever had, best I ever had
Natsuki stuck the mic back onto floor where she had found it and walked back to her seat in utter silence. Everyone was silent. No one moved. Simple silence is what the room consisted of, well, actually, some may describe it as complex silence, for, each individual, as always, had their own reason to be quiet.
Mai, because she really didn't expect Natsuki to actually use a singing voice. Nao, because she was still trying to process what she had just seen and wondering whether to snicker or not. Shizuru, because she was wrapped up in a fantasy in which Natsuki was saying all this to her. Natsuki, because she was mortally mortified and Mikoto, because…well…because she's Mikoto.
"Go, Mikoto." Natsuki barked, making the silence evaporate.
"Hm!" Mikoto sounded in conformation. The feral girl jumped up in excitement and flew over to the karaoke machine. The girl was more or less confused when she approached the technology, so she did the smartest thing she could've done. Putting no thought into it at all, Mikoto clicked away at the buttons on the machine until a list of songs came up, and then simply chose the first song on the list.
As Mai stood up, Mikoto pushed the mic into her hands, "Sing!" She said cheerfully.
When the song started up, Mai couldn't place her finger on the name of the song. Shizuru, however, knew exactly what song this was. The tawny blonde let a cheshire grin of her own creep up, but remained silent.
Soon, Mai realised the song and paled. She looked like a statue; a pure, white statue. The time came for her to sing, and she had no choice, it was only fair.
First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
And then I smuggle all my money through the loosy spot
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
And there ain't no returns at the Cuchi Shop
We don't wanna hear it burns at the Cuchi Shop
Just listen and you'll learn at the Cuchi Shop.
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
In the background, the only thing to be heard was Nao and Natsuki laughing.
What you need thick thighs and some chinky eyes?
Super size all your sides like your biggie fries.
For a better prize you can get some better pie
Strawberry, apple, cherry even lemon lime.
What you want them B cups or them C cups?
For your ice cream, chocolate or butter P cups?
French vanilla threesomes that come in D cups
They eat each other but otherwise they don't eat much.
I'm bout that fast money, money ain't got no patience.
But if them boys come run like you on probation
Listen up, I'm a send ya to the location
Write it down, take a picture, make a notation.
By now, Mai decided to just make the best of it and sing.
First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
And then I smuggle all my money through the loosy spot
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
And there ain't no returns at the Cuchi Shop
We don't wanna hear it burns at the Cuchi Shop
Just listen and you'll learn at the Cuchi Shop.
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
Looking around, Natsuki and Nao were still laughing, Mikoto was cheering her on in naivety and Shizuru was paying close attention looking pleased.
Relax lil nigga cut the bull (cut it out)
We tax niggas no deductible (get it out)
So what it is? What it ain't? Nigga state ya name.
You know we got them umbrellas if ya make it rain.
So what you want them good girls or them bad ones?
I got them girls make ya wish ya never had none.
Cause you'll be spending beaucoup in my spot shawty.
This nigga acting brand new like he just bout it.
Up and away like Mighty Mouse
You can say I am the rap game Heidi Fleiss
Cause my flow crazy, Hussein like Sadam
You getting it? I got 'em, I'm the rap bitch madam,
I'm the madam!
First I take they order at the Cuchi Shop
Then I send 'em a girl that can make her coochie pop
And then I smuggle all my money through the loosy spot
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
And there ain't no returns at the Cuchi Shop
We don't wanna hear it burns at the Cuchi Shop
Just listen and you'll learn at the Cuchi Shop.
(Up in the Phantom, have you wishing you had 'em, I'm the madam.)
By the end of the song, Mai's face was redder than Nao's hair. When the carrot top saw said red head go to make a comment, she shut it down before it could even come out of her mouth. "Not. A word." Was enough to silence Nao and instead of a remark, a quiet snicker came out of her mouth.
Meanwhile, Shizuru was at the karaoke machine debating on a song to give Mikoto. It was hard indeed. Any other girl, she could have just picked a song at random or any title that caught her interest. But Mikoto, she was different. The girl was so young and naïve, how could she give her a raunchy song or a slow song? Maybe Nao could, but there was just something about Mikoto that she couldn't bring herself to be sadistic towards. No matter how annoying the girl could get.
Suddenly, a particular title caught Shizuru's eye, snapping her out of her thoughts. Smiling at finding the most suitable song, she clicked on it and handed the eager girl the mic.
The tea drinker sat down just as the song started.
I'm gonna eat, yeah!
Yummy yummy, gonna eat, yeah!
Yummy Yummy, Chicken, Yeah!!!
In my tummy party party! Yeah!!!
In my tummy, cheese, Yeah!!!
In my tummy party party, Yeah!!!
In my tummy, Juice, Yeah!!!
In my tummy, YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, There's a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!
Now, There's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, so yummy!
Hey there's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, So Yummy!
Now there's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, So Yummy!
Yummy Yummy
*Sobs*
Huh? Why are you sad?
Vegis: We wanna go to the party. The party in your tummy.
Carrots want to go the party in my tummy?!
Vegis: Yeah...
Oh, well do Green Beans want to go to the party in my tummy?
Green Beens: Yeah!!
Okay, let's go!
Carrots, Yeah!!
In my tummy party party, Yeah!
In my tummy, Green Beans, Yeah!
In my tummy party party, Yeah!
In my tummy there's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, so yummy!
Hey, There's a party in my tummy! So yummy, so yummy!
Now, There's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, so yummy!
Hey there's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, So Yummy!
Now there's a party in my tummy! So Yummy, So Yummy!
Yummy Yummy
Yummy yummy.
At the end of her song, Mikoto was jumping up and down. "Mai! Food! I'm hungry!" She yelled as she attached herself to the carrot top's chest.
"Mikoto, it's--" Mai started, but was cut off.
"Yeah, I'm hungry too, go make us some food." Nao cut in.
"Ramen!" Mikoto called.
Sighing in defeat, Mai stood up, "Fine…Natsuki? Will you come help me?" She asked, perhaps not wanting to make food on her own.
The blunette shrugged, "Sure, as long as I get some too." She said walking towards the kitchen, much to Shizuru's dismay.
"Shizuru-san, would you like some as well?" Mai asked.
The tawny blonde nodded without thinking, "I suppose food would be nice right now."
Songs in order. It's raining men by the Weather Girls, I'm an Asshole by Dennis Leary, Best I ever Had by Drake, Cuchi Shop by Nicki Minaj and Party in my Tummy from Yo Gabba Gabba.
(Oh lord, Natsuki's helping with the food...)