Caity: Ok here is the much awaited (Not really but anyways) second chappie! So sit back and enjoy!! Hehe heh....I have no life....and no-body loves me anymore and..and sniff sniff

Naruto: Caity doesn't own me but she wishes she did coz' I am HAWT!

Caity: Naruto.....your an idiot....

Naruto: No I am Hawt!

Caity: Yeah sure you are...

Naruto: I am!

Caity: Yep whatever you say Naruto-

Naruto: Hey Hinata agrees! Right Hinata?

Hinata: *Faints*

Caity: Naruto you loser! *Sigh* Just start the story....


"Hey Nae, what are we going to do next? The next prank needs to be better than the last one! It has to be awesome, amazing, wonderful....uhm extra awesome! And-"

"Lets get Orochimaru! He stole my purple nail polish and gave it to Itachi for Christmas!! FOR THAT HE WILL DIE! HORRIBLY, PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY!!" Nae declared, her eyes narrowed in anger.

"Ooook...but what should we do?" Caity asked Nae, if she knew Nae, and she did, she would already have a plan, or three hundred, that would have Orochimaru begging for mercy and pleading for death-

"I know! We can..psst pssst pssst" Nae whispered her ingenious plan in Caity's ear.

"That's crazy!......So crazy..That it's awesome! Lets do it!We can call it Operation Sakura's Twin or OST for short!" Caity yelled enthusiastically, jumping off her chair and waking up the cat. The cat, not too happy about being woken up, left three scratch marks on each of Caity's arms.

"Ow! Get off of me you evil sack of potatoes!!" Caity yelled as she threw the cat into a conveniently placed pit.

"Hahaha!! Lets see you scratch me now wise guy! HA! In your face! In your fac-" Caity's gloating was cut short when a flying furball of fury jumped out of the pit and latched on to her face.

THREE MINUTES LATER

Caity, freshly bandaided, returned to the room only to find Nae in an armchair, sitting by the fire place, the evil sack of potatoes (a.k.a the cat) sitting in her lap and it was...it....was...it was....PURRING!! ARGH!!!.

"Put that evil thing down!" Caity demanded as she pointed an accusing finger at the cat. The cat just yawned and blinked.

"Look out!" Caity warned as she dived behind the couch peeking around the edge at Nae and the evil creature.

"Ok...Your not getting a medal for bravery anytime soon....and anyways lets go!! We have an Orochimaru to torture! MUAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!" Nae laughed as thunder and lightning crashed in the background.

Caity sweatdropped "Uhm......ok"

And so Orochimaru's fate was sealed.

OROCHIMARU/KABUTO'S APARTMENT

(Ok long story short, Orochimaru went bankrupt..he spent too much money on faulty hair care products, so he had to move in with Kabuto...yeah don't ya feel sorry for poor Kabuto? I sure do poor guy..stuck with Orochimaru...Shudders)

Exactly four hundred and sixty minutes after Caity and Nae's evil plan was hatched there was a squeal (Kinda like a dying fangirl..Don't get me started...anyways continuing).

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!! KABUTO COME QUICK SAKURA'S TRAPPED IN MY MIRROR!!!"

"I'm coming Orochimaru!!" Kabuto replied as he shuffled towards his "Masters" room, mumbling incoherently about snakey bastards, chocolate muffins and, arriving at his destination, Kabuto flung the door open.

"I'm here Oro-ohmygosh..."

"No no no! It's Orochimaru!! You should know that by now! Say it with me Oro-chi-maru...Got it? Good! Now back to the problem at hand! Look at my mirror! IT'S HIDEOUS! I MEAN LOOK AT THAT OILY SKIN AND THOSE BEADY YELLOW EYES!!!".

Kabuto, having finally recovered from his initial shock replied "um Orochimaru..that's you..."

"NO IT'S NOT! THE PERSON IN THE MIRROR HAS PINK HAIR!! I DO NOT HAVE PINK HAIR!!!"

"Well you do now..."

"ARGH!! MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!!! HOW CAN PEOPLE FEAR ME IF MY HAIR IS PINK! WHY OH WHY!! OF ALL COLOURS DID IT HAVE TO BE PINK??!?? PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!" and after finally finishing his rant Orochimaru fainted.

"Orochimaru wake up! WAKE UP YOU FOOL!! WAKE UP!! IT'S WASH OUT DYE!! WAKE UP!!" Kabuto demanded as he repeatedly slapped Orochimaru across the face.

MEANWHILE IN OROCHIMARU'S CLOSET

"So did you get it?" Caity asked excitedly, while attempting not to fall of the closet-rod-thingo (you know that thing that you hang your coat hangers on? I don't know what to call it so I have given it a new name!), which she was hanging upside down from with her knees hooked over it. Next to her was BATMAN!! uh I mean...who is that? Oh right..it was NAE!! IN A BATMAN COSTUME!

"Yeah I got it all...and I remembered to take the lense cap off this time! HA!"

"Riiiiight...was the costume really neccesary?"

"No but I wanted to wear it..It's sets the mood..."

"What mood?"

"I dunno...it just seemed like the right moment to say something like that.."

"You still didn't answer my question.."

"I just wanted to wear it ok!! And besides theres no need to be jealous, I got you a robin costume.."

"Ok ok sheesh calm down! And there was no way in the holy worship of waffles you were going to get me to wear that thing.."

"Party pooper! Oh noes! Here comes Kimimaru! Wait what in the purple footed flying pigs is he doing here?"

"How should I know?? uh oh..."

"uh oh what?"

"ummmm"

"uh oh what?!"

"uhmm....he's coming this way!"

"Ahhh! Calm down Caity! Why are you freaking out! Calm down!!!"

Caity rolled her eyes. "Yeah ok Nae I'll calm down...thanks..."

Nae beamed. "Your welcome buddy!"

Just then Kimimaru opened the closet door and his eyes widened, he opened his mouth to yell, but no sound came out. He just stood there gaping like a fish. Nae and Caity cringed- it looks like they were busted.

Suddenly a very fan-girly scream came out of Kimimaru's mouth.

"Ahhhhhhh! Oh my god! Your Batman!! Can I have you autograph!! Make it out to..Kimimaru, my biggest fan!" exclaimed Kimimaru as he shoved an autograph book and a pen in Nae's face.

"Uhm sure..." Nae replied as she randomly wrote something down. Kimimaru hugged the book to his chest and left the room skipping. Nae and Caity had that anime WTF look going on and Orochimaru was still passed out in his bathroom.

"Oh no! Caity! Kabuto is ruining our plan! What do we do?" Nae asked wringing her hands, still upside down.

Caity felt a little light headed from all the blood rushing to her head. "Well I guess you should jump out and scare him or something...then he'll be so traumatized that he can't talk and he won't ruin the rest of our plan.."

"ME? I'm Batman! I'm the good guy! Good guys aren't scary! You do it! Here put this on.." Nae retorted waving an offending garment under Caity's nose.

"Nae...I'm not even going to ask as to why you have that with you...and there is no way I am wearing that either.."

TWO SECONDS LATER

"......I hate you......" Caity scowled as Nae put the finishing touches on Caity's costume.

"Ok now I'm sure this will work...there is nothing that Kabuto fears more...Now go and remember what we practiced.." Nae said ignoring the blondes earlier comment and pushing her out of the closet door.

Caity sighed and waited for Kabuto to come back out of Orochimaru's bathroom. The door knob turned and Kabuto stood frozen in the doorway staring at the sight before him.

Caity blinked.

Kabuto blinked.

Caity blinked.

Kabuto blinked.

Caity blinked.

Kabuto blinked.

Caity shook her head remembering her mission. "BRRRRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!" She groaned as she walked stiffly towards Kabuto, who was frozen in fear.

"Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-ZOMBIE CLOWN!!!ARGH!!!" Kabuto slammed the bathroom door, locked it and proceeded to hide in the bathtub (Stepping on Orochimaru to get there) grasping a bath bomb for protection.

Inside the closet a loud thump was heard, yes, Nae had laughed so hard that she had fallen of the closet-rod-thingo. Nae giggled as she wiped a tear from her eye.

"Ah gotta thank Deidara for telling me that.." Nae managed to say before she collapsed to the floor in a new wave of laughter.

Caity exhaled, blowing a stray strand of hair out of her face. "Whatever but I am never wearing this thing again! And if you tell anyone it was me in the zombie clown outfit I will steal all you precious coca-cola whilst you sleep heh heh heh!"

"Okay, okay...Just stay away from the poor innocent coke!!" Nae cried dramatically as she pulled a coke can out of thin air and hugged it as she continued.

"It's ok mummy's here..I won't let mean Aunty Caity hurt you..no I won't.."

In the background Caity had that anime style WTF face on again as Nae continued to comfort the coke can.

AN HOUR LATER

"Hey maybe we should get out of here now?"

Nae threw the coke can over her shoulder. "Yeah sure lets go"

Caity threw the discarded clown outfit near the door of the bathroom and she and Nae left to go eat some marshmallows.

After they left Kabuto, figuring it was safe by now, opened the door only to see a clown outfit with a pool of liquid around it. (The liquid was the coke Nae threw in case your wondering).

Kabuto's eyes grew to the size of basketballs as he stared at the mess in front of him.

"ARGH!! THE ZOMBIE CLOWN MELTED IN AN ATTEMPT TO MULTIPLY!!! NIOOOUUUU!!!!!" Kabuto slammed and relocked the door, resuming his position in the bathtub (Stepping on Orochimaru once again) and he gripped his new weapon of doom...okay so it was a plunger, give him a break he's trapped in a bathroom with a passed out (and stepped on) Orochimaru so he's running low on weapon options.

THE NEXT DAY

Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto were standing by the bridge waiting for their always overly late Sensei to make an appearance so that they could begin training. Suddenly a tall figure with pink hair, matching Sakura's, began to walk towards them.

Sasuke's inner pervert (we all know he has one ehehehe) kicked in "Hey Sakura who's the hot chick? Your twin sister?"

"Uhm no Sasuke-kun...you mean you haven't heard? Someone dyed Ororchimaru's hair pink and he's here to speak to Tsunade-sama...." Sakura trailed off as she saw Sasuke turn green.

"Sasuke-kun you ok?" Suddenly Sasuke ran off home to go kill himself or whatever else he found fitting to punish himself with after he had thought of Orochimaru in that way...

So in the end Sasuke didn't show his face for two weeks, Orochimaru finally washed the dye out (After he figured out it was temporary) and as for poor, poor Kabuto well he sat in Orochimaru's bathtub for three months muttering about melting zombie clowns, flurescent radioactive goo and buttons. Orochimaru just left him there, until he finally got fed up and called the pound who refused to take him. Orochimaru tried the circus, the zoo and he even tried the mental institution. Finally he called Alcoholics Anonymous and they came over to get him. After three of the AA officers were taken out by a plunger and another had a black eye from a bath bomb, they sedated him, put him in a straight jacket. And two years later he was free to go sober as a penguin, but still mentally unstable and paranoid.

Caity and Nae high-fived one another, another mission successful!! ^^

This has nothing to do with the story but I thought I would just add it in..think of it as like a deleted scene..anyways here we go..

SOMEWHERE RANDOM!

"Hey guys! I finally got Batman's autograph! YAYZ!" Kimimaru cried as he jumped up and froze like the people in the Toyota adds.

"Ok how did you do that?" Tayuya asked as they all sweatdropped.

"Do what?" Kimimaru asked, his facial expression equivalent to a question mark.

"Never mind let me see your autograph then..." Tayuya demanded.

Kimimaru handed it over after warning her to be careful with it.

Tayuya read the autograph book. "Umm you do realise that this says "KFC is evil and is plotting to take over the world with a secret organisation known as T.U.N.A that is run by the demonic dolphins. By the way turtles are awesome! ^^" don't you?"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!!??! You mean he didn't sign it?"

"No Kimimaru he didn't..." Tayuya sighed, stupid Batman she was never going to hear the end of this one.

"I'll get my revenge on you Batman!! I swear!! I shall!! You backstabbing dirty filthy I-can't-think-of-anymore-adjectives-right-now scumbag!!" Kimimaru screamed, looking at the sky. You know like in all the dramatic movies where this kinda stuff happens? Anyways, that is how The Joker was born....just kidding....or am I?? Dun dun dunnnnn! Heheh! REVIEW IF YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE! I also take suggestions on pranks and characters to pull them on, until next time!