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Well heres Chappie three, I think it's pretty short compared to the others but oh wells!


"Hey Nae you know what I was thinking?"

"Hmm Nothing?"

"No! You bully! I was thinking that we could go and rescue your nail polish from Itachi and prank the Akatsuki at the same time!! It is the ultimate evil plan that was ever thought of!!" Caity declared her chest puffed out in pride.

"Hmm I guess that could work...hehe I get to prank Deidara though.."

"Umm sure..."

"And we shall call it RRRM or Renae's Radical Rescue Mission!!...I like it!"

"Alrighty-o then lets get cracking!"

AN HOUR LATER AT THE BANK

"What do you mean my credit card bounced!!!" Screamed a very mad, purple nail polish wearing Uchiha (Who is it? I'll give you three guesses...That's right it's Sasuke!! Nah just joking it is obviously Madara...)

"Exactly that sir, now could you please leave," Said a very nervous bank teller.

"NOO! I WILL NOT LEAVE DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!! I COULD KILL YOU WITH A BAT OF MY EYELASH I-"

"Security!!" Yelled the random bank teller person as he repeatedly pushed the small red security button. Two men came shortly after and grabbed Itachi, they hauled him (still ranting) to the door and threw him out it. As Itachi turned into a small speck in the distance you could distinctly hear him yelling.

"ITACHI'S BLASTING OFF AGGAAAIINNNN!!!"

The bank teller walked back to his desk, shaking his head. Those two kids didn't pay him enough for this.

THE NEXT DAY AT THE AKATSUKI HAIR PARLOUR! I MEAN THE AKATSUKI LAIR!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!..........un," Deidara screamed/said as he ran in circles on the spot.

"Deidara! Stay still your making me dizzy!!" Sasori growled as he looked up from playing cards with Kisame. Kakazu was playing earlier but he left after he lost 19 cents, saying something about being made of money...

"But, but it's a disaster, un!"

"What is it?" Sasori asked impatiently.

"Weeeeeeeeell I went to make some awesome ass-kicking sculptures, you know the type that goes BOOM!!!! Yeah well anyway when I went make my awesome ass kicking sculptures that go BOOM!!! There wasn't any clay! All I found was Play dough!! Argh!!...un"

"And?"

"It's an all out catastrophe! I had to steal money from Hidan's swear jar to buy that clay! Un."

Hidan had chosen that moment to appear. "Why you BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEPITY BLEEPER BLEEP! POLONY! BLEEP! THIS IS A BUNCH OF BLEEPY! GODBLEEP! I HATE THOSE BLEEPIN BUTTONS!!"

"That's $9!" Kisame said, proud of himself for counting that high.

"Ah bleep!"

"$10!"

Hidan kept his mouth shut as he slipped a ten dollar note into the jar.

"YES! I CAN BUY MORE CLAY!....un," Deidara cried joyously but as he went to grab the jar he saw that the money had mysteriously vanished.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.......un."

"Go fish!" Kisame called.

"We're not playing go fish.."

"Oh well SNAP!"

"We're not playing that either.."

"Umm Uno!"

"I give up.." Sasori sighed as he placed his cards on the table and stood up, leaving a bawling idiot, a confused Kisame and a Hidan who had decided his safest bet was to go mute, in his wake. As he was walking to his room he heard loud thuds coming from Itachi's bedroom followed by cursing. Curious, he opened the door slightly to see Itachi squinting and trying to make his way out of his room. He slapped a palm to his forehead as Itachi walked into a lamp.

THUD!

"What the hell! I didn't put that there...."

Itachi and his bed were in the middle of the room and they were surrounded by a ring of furniture. Itachi, being the blind old bat that he was, was attempting to escape and no matter which way he went he ran into something. Just what was going on here, something was fishy and Sasori was going to get to the bottom of it. He shut Itachi's door and was about a metre away when....

BANG!

"BLEEP!! WHO IN THE BLEEP OF THE BLEEPY DECORATED THIS ROOM!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHH!!"

Sasori followed the girly shriek down the hall and found the source in Kisame's room.

"Noo! Fishsticks why did you have to go..." Kisame wailed as he held a picture of his gold fish to his chest.

"What's going on in here?"

"Oh Sasori it's terrible! Fishsticks has run away from home!!"

"But isn't that your fish?"

"Yes..." Kisame sniffled a little bit, then blew his nose on a hanky that was dotted with lil' pictures of shells.

"Then how can a fish run away from home?"

"Who cares?!? All that matters is that he's gone!! Gone I say!! Never to return!! Oh why! Wasn't I a good master?!? Didn't I take you for walkies every day?! Didn't I-"

"Bye.." Sasori shut Kisame's door and proceeded down the hallway to Konan's room, he hadn't heard from her in a while but before he could get there he was hit by a another sobbing form that tackled him to the ground in a hug. What the hell? Why was everyone crying! They were S-class criminals for crying out loud, gawd! Was he the only one with any dignity?

"Oh no! Sasori-sama it's terrible! Tobi can't find Tobi's mask!!"

"Is that why you have a paper bag on your head?"

Tobi nodded his now paper bag clad head, he had even painted it orange and cut a hole in one side.

"Did you check under your bed?"

"No!" Tobi said as he released Sasori and sprang to his feet and flew into his room. Wait since when can Tobi fly? Oh well, since when did anything in this fic make sense anyway?

As Sasori continued his epic quest for the jade monkey-I mean to Konan's room he tripped and fell over a rock. 'What the? Since when did we have rocks in our hideout? Meh!'. He walked into the laundry to find a complete disaster area.

"What's going on in here?"

"Who's there!!"

"Is me Sasori..Konan are you okay?"

"Shhhh! They'll hear you!"

"Who?"

"The gummi bears! Get down!" Konan called as she jumped behind the washing machine all Sasori could see was her top half. Then suddenly it looked like she had been yanked down and dragged behind the couch. After some clanging and banging she popped back up her hair a mess and her clothes disheveled as she threw a gummi bear out the door.

"Sneaky little bugger attack a man when he's not looking ha! I showed him!"

Sasori slunk quietly back out the door, was he the only one that was still sane in this place? He decided to go and find Pein, he could always count on him to be completely calm and collected, not like the rest of these loonies. He found Pein in his room sitting in a front of a pile of garlic.

"Uhm Pein what in the world is going on?"

"V-v-vamp-p-pires..."

"They're not real-"

"Shhh! Don't let them hear you say that! That'll only anger them!"

Sighing he walked over to Pein's T.V cabinet to see that it was littered with old vampire movies, you know the ones that have like the really crappy effects where you can see all the strings and stuff. Sasori snorted he couldn't believe that Pein, their fearless leader, was scared by these crappy movies. He glanced over his shoulder at Pein who was clutching a cross out in front of him and scrubbing garlic onto his neck.

"The power of the cross repels you..the power..of the..the power...cross"

Sasori just shook his head and left the room with a sigh, it was like he was their mother, was he the only responsible and sensible one? He continued his quest to find someone sane, next on his list was Zetsu. He found his target looking under the pot plant.

"What are you looking for Zetsu?"

"I can't find Zetsu anywhere I think he's been kidnapped!"

"Uhm Zetsu, aren't you Zetsu?"

"Yes I'm Zetsu but don't you get it Zetsu's been kidnapped, maybe it was the toaster oven!" Zetsu exclaimed as he pointed at the seemingly innocent toaster oven. He pointed two fingers to his eyes and then pointed to the toaster oven in a 'I'm watching you' gesture. He then pulled out a black notebook and pen.

"And exactly where were you on Friday the 13th of March at approximately 1:30pm?"

"........"

"Oh I see and the coffee machine can verify this huh?"

"..............."

"I see, I see.." Zetsu trailed off as he scribbled something down on his notebook.

"Thank you, your statement has been very helpful to this investigation" He said to the toaster oven before leaving to question the coffee machine. Sasori stood there dumbfounded, he sighed, Zetsu was off the sane list. So now his only hope was Kakazu and he didn't like his chances. He slowly crept into Kakazu's room and everything was.......completely normal......until...

"NOOO! SOMEONE STOLE 5 CENTS!!! IT WAS YOU AGAIN WASN'T IT!!" He said as he pointed accusingly at Sasori.

"What the? Again? I didn't take your-"

"LIAR!!" Kakazu yelled as he attempted to pounce on Sasori, but fell face first to the floor when Sasori dodged and ran into his room. Slamming the door and locking it behind him, he looked around his room and sighed when he noticed everything was exactly the way that he had left it. Wait, he didn't leave the top draw open, he slowly crept over to it, peering over the edge he gasped. Hyperventilating, he gazed fearfully at the drawer once more. Someone had changed his carefully colour coded socks around! The purple was next to the yellow! And the blue was next to the red! The horror!! He quickly switched everything back to it's right place and sighed, clutching his chest. He collapsed onto his bed completely calm until a scary thought crossed his mind. He leapt off his bed and raced over to his closet.

"Noo! Is there no end to this cruelty!"

Someone had also re-arranged his cloaks, this was all wrong, the black one with the red clouds wasn't supposed to go next to the one with red clouds it was supposed to go next to that one with the red clouds. Geez...

AT NAE AND CAITY'S SECRET LAIR AKA NAE'S KITCHEN

"Nae maybe we should give them back their stuff now? Minus the 10 bucks thats mine!" Caity said as she dangled a finger in the bowl that they were currently keeping Fishsticks in.

"Aw but I'm having fun with the Tobi mask, it really completes my look.."

"Nae take that mask off.."

"Alright alright god, who would have guessed that Sasori was obsessive compulsive, Konan had a childhood trauma involving gummi bears and Pein had a odd fear of Vampires?"

"Yeah, but the whole Akatsuki is done now so who next?"

"I don't know.."

"Well lets return all their stuff and then we'll sleep on it"

"Okily madokily!"

THE NEXT DAY AT THE AKATSUKI LAIR

"Oh Fishsticks you came home!" Kisame cried happily hugging the fishes bowl.

"There you are Zetsu! So the toaster oven really was telling the truth!..Why yes he was Zetsu...Oh Zetsu I'm so glad your okay!...Me too Zestu it's good to be home..." Zetsu said as he welcomed himself back home.

"There's Tobi's mask, but Tobi doesn't remember leaving it in the cookie jar.." Tobi said a little confused. Oh well at least he had his mask back.

"My clay! You came back to me!" Deidara said happily as he began to create a little model of himself to celebrate his clay's coming home.

"It took 72 days and nights but the army of enemy gummi bears finally retreated.." Konan said proudly as she pinned a home made medal to her chest, it was made from an old egg carton.

"....." Yes Hidan is still mute, well it's not his fault that he's broke and can't afford to pay for the swear jar on a S-rank criminal's salary.

"There's my 5 cents! It was in the pot plant! Not to worry everyone! I found it!" Kakazu exclaimed as he zoomed back into his room to put his 5 cent coin back into his piggy bank.

"At last it's day time! The vampires can't get me now! Muahahhah!!" Pein said as he laughed maniacally.

"OMG! Someone didn't use a coaster! The coffee table has rings!! Rings I tell you!" Said yep you guessed Sasori...

BAM!

"BOO-YEAH!! I'M FREE!! FREE AT LAST!! I-"

THUD

"WHO PUT THIS WALL HERE!! I SWEAR I'M GONNA SUE THE CREATOR OF THIS LAIR!! WHAT CRACK WAS HE ON!"

"Itachi you designed the lair.."

"Ohh..."

Well here it is, my chapter 3...Oh well. It isn't as good as the others in my opinion, but I decided that I had put it off for long enough and forced myself to write this. So please don't get mad if it's really bad. Thank you to darkf0x for the Itachi and the furniture idea and also the deidara and playdough idea! Also please review it's your reviews that keep me going! I love you all! Peace out! Oh and ideas are welcome!