"Dude, there's underwear on the floor." Finn tells Noah.

They are on their way to the all night diner after Finn's mom kicked them, Matt and Mike out, again. They tend to get a little loud when playing Xbox and she 'needs to work in the morning.' Noah's not quite sure why Finn hopped into his truck with him instead of going with Matt, but they had been getting along all night and he's not a girl so he doesn't question it.

"Shut the fuck up." Noah says instinctually.

Finn leans over and pulls a pair of lime green thongs out from under the mat. "Seriously." He holds them up in front of Noah's face.

He grabs them from Finn and shoves them into his pocket. "Um…yeah." Fuck!

Finn starts cracking up, "Do you even know who's these are?!?"

"It's not that funny." Noah's face pales.

"It really is. I can't believe I thought you were trying to fuck Rachel! She would never wear anything like this!" He lets out the breath he hadn't realized he had been holding when Finn tells him this.

"Listen Finn…there's something I have to tell you…" If you do this, she'll never speak to you again.

"What's up, buddy?" Buddy?

"I…uh…fucked Santana…in my truck." Chickenshit.

Finn is laughing so hard it's making Noah laugh. "No shit!" Finn finally regains his composure. "Damn, man…how do I get Rachel to wear that shit? All she wears are those white cotton things."

"So?" Noah says a little too defensively and Finn cocks an eyebrow at him. "I mean come on; she's totally rockin the school girl thing every fuckin day! That shit is awesome." Noah says way too enthusiastically for Finn's liking. When he notices how uncomfortable Finn is he adds, "I just mean I would have to beg Santana to dress like Berry." Making it worse.

"I guess I'm kind of lucky…" Finn's eyes get all dreamy. He's such a vagina.

"Exactly! You're so lucky! Berry's not a bitch and she…" He looks at Finn who is starting to really get weirded out by how he won't shut the fuck up about Rachel. "I'm just gonna shut up now."

"No, it's cool. It's just sometimes…I kinda wish I had someone like Santana."

"Why? She's seriously a bitch. I mean anytime we fuck, it's like, that's it. We don't even speak."

"That's the problem, Rachel and I don't…you know…"

"Fuck? Are you kidding me?" He knew that.

"I mean we do everything else…she gives great head." Noah purses his lips and nods his head to try and keep himself from opening his mouth.

"A man can't survive on head alone." What the fuck is he talking about?

"Uh…sure…anyway, I don't know, whatever forget I said anything."

Noah: sup

Noah texts Rachel on his way into school the next morning. He didn't talk to her at all the night before.

Berry: ask Santana

Noah: huh?

Berry: you had sex with her

Noah: so?

Berry: are you kidding me? You don't know why I'm upset? Finn found her underwear in your truck!

Noah: he told you?!

Berry: I hate you! I'm so happy I didn't break up with Finn

Noah rushes into the school and meets Rachel at her locker. "Get away from me." She tells him as she switches her books out.

He looks around quickly and pulls the lime green panties out of his pocket and throws them in her locker in front of her. "It wasn't Santana."

Her eyes go as wide as saucers as soon as she recognizes her own thongs. "Oh my god." She whispers as she quickly grabs them and puts them into her bag. She looks up at him with a grimace.

"I wouldn't do that to you." He's leaning casually against the lockers and staring at her.

"I'm sorry, it's just…you have every right to, I'm not your girlfriend and…"

"Sup guys? How's Santana?" Finn turns to Noah and chuckles a little.

Noah clears his throat and straightens up. He looks at Rachel and tells her thank you for all the help and leaves.

"Wow. He never says thank you. Is he alright?" Finn tells Rachel.

"Finn, I think we need to talk."

"Sure, babe…are you ok? Or can it wait until after glee?"

"It can wait." She smiles to reassure him.

Noah: y did you get so mad?

Berry: you know why

Noah: I really don't. u said it urself ur not my girlfriend

Berry: I'm having sex with you

Noah: Santana was sex. what do u think u r?

Berry: I overreacted

Noah: no u didn't. I woulda killed someone, but I know why I would.

Berry: I'm sorry

Noah: u didn't answer my question

Berry: why don't you tell me?

Noah: lol, ok. I don't like girls. I fuck em. I like you.

Berry: and you f me

Noah: true.

Noah: can I tell u a secret?

Berry: of course

Noah: I hate finn

Berry: no, you don't

Noah: I really really do. He has you

Rachel thinks she has stopped breathing. Just those three simple words, 'he has you' and her heart breaks. She's been carrying on with these two boys that she loves? for very different reasons.

Finn was always the one she wanted. She had tunnel vision when it came to him. She couldn't see anyone else, until Noah snuck his way in to her life. They had become friends rather quickly, which shocked even her. Other people had come to accept that they were friends and people stopped messing with her.

No one would ever suspect that anything was going on between them because regardless of their friendship, he was still Puck and she was still Rachel.

She never even stopped to think why he wanted to be friends with her. She was just so happy that he was. Kind of pathetic. Did he like her all along? Was this his intention?

Berry: No, he doesn't

Noah: does he know that?

Berry: not yet

Noah: is he going to?

Berry: after glee. I'm gonna throw up.

Noah walks into the girl's bathroom that she always uses because it's closest to her morning classes. Everyone looks at him like he's crazy except for Kurt? who points to the third stall, "She's in there."

"Thanks." He looks around and no one is really making any moves to get out so he looks at Kurt who rolls his eyes.

Kurt claps his hands over his head a couple of times and starts ushering everyone out. "Alright ladies! Vamoose!" He stays behind as Rachel walks out of the stall. After witnessing the look between Rachel and Noah he asks Noah what the hell is going on.

Looking at Rachel Noah tells Kurt to leave and keep his mouth shut.

"Rachel?"

"It's fine, Kurt…I'm fine."

After a moment of hesitation, he turns and leaves the bathroom, but stands just outside of the door so no one else will go in. And to eavesdrop.

"You okay?" He asks Rachel as he walks over to the door and pushes on it hard.

"Ow!" Came Kurt's muffled cry from the other side of the door. Rachel laughs a little at this and shakes her head.

"Get to class Hummel." Noah warns.

After he hears Kurt walk away he walks over to Rachel. "You don't have to do this if you don't want to; I told you I'm not going anywhere."

"I want to. I'm just afraid that once I do, you won't want me…like you want me because you can't really have me."

Noah laughs and tells her she's ridiculous. "I pretend you don't have a boyfriend…you know, for the most part."

"That doesn't even make any sense…"

"Trust me; I know…it's so fucked up."

"Well, you won't have to pretend anymore."

"Don't do this for me. You'll end up hating me for it."

"I'm not. He's just not…I don't know…he doesn't…"

"Look, you don't have to explain it to me; I just wanted to make sure you're ok."

"I am. You should go before someone comes in."

"Yeah, alright." He kisses her forehead and walks out.