Since while I was on holidays I had no life, I decided that I would do another chapter of my evil pranks as I had a surprising burst of inspiration.

Once again a huge thanks to Darkf0x who was the mastermind behind this suggestion! So for the first time ever I have decided to make a dedication!! WHOOT!

Dedicated to Darkf0x for their awesome ideas! I might just use that Kakashi idea next chappie!..heh heh

Disclaimer: Me no own....me just like to torture...Muahahahhahaha!! .


"I'M HOME!!!" Caity called as she burst through Nae's front door, Nae's parents looked at her strangely.

"Hi Mr and Mrs Nae!!" Caity waved cheerfully "Oh and hello Nae's little sister!"

She hummed quietly to herself as she made herself at home and walked to Nae's room.

"Nae!! It's horrible!!"

"What is it, Caity?" Nae sighed not even looking up.

"That Donkey-head! I shall kill him!! and eat his liver!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!"

"Calm down...Who's a Donkey-head? And your quoting Madagascar so it must be serious.."

"Sasuke! The damn Donkey-head stole my gherkin relish (that exists by the way, I found it in my cupboard, never tried it though...), used it and then he had the nerve to return it!!"

"Oh..no way..." Nae gasped, taking Caity's gherkin relish is like the equivalent to stealing her soul!! That fiend! He would pay!

"So Nae I came to ask if I could borrow your weasel?"

"Umm why??"

"Oh you know emotional support and what not...." Caity said as she crossed her fingers, hoping that Nae would buy it.

"Ok here ya go!" Nae said as she dumped the weasel/ferret into Caity's arms. "Now you be a good boy Max!"

"Thank you! Bye!!" Caity called as she raced out the door. "Bye Mr and Mrs Nae and Nae's little sister!!"

Caity's Laundry

Caity carefully looped the rubber band around the fur, her tongue sticking out of the side of her mouth in concentration. She then proceeded to place her 'present' for Sasuke into a box, with air holes of course, it wouldn't do if it died, Nae would kill her! Literally...She looped a giant purple bow around the box and tied up. She even added a sweet little gift card, for an authentic touch.

Sasuke's house

Sasuke hummed a bit as he munched on an Oreo, he had finally managed to get custody of them off of Itachi..muahah! He was quite bored actually, he had recently gone and bought a giant mallet but Naruto was already in a coma after just 328 hits! What a pansy! He was supposed to be the container for the nine-tailed fox..pshh some container! His doorbell rang interrupting his thoughts, he stood up and, hiding his Oreos, he opened the door. At first he didn't see anything but after closer inspection his gaze fell on a medium sized box on his door mat.

The box sat on Sasuke's coffee table as he inspected it, it may be a revenge prank from Naruto, or a crazy gift from fangirls or a late birthday present from Kakashi....hell that man was late for everything!

Under Sasuke's coffee table

'Yes...Yes....open it! That's a good Donkey-head!' I'll give you fifty bucks if you tell me who that was...well not really..but eh! It was Caity, she had positioned herself there after ringing the doorbell..and nobody thought she was a ninja, she was a awesome ninja damnit!

Above Sasuke's coffee table

The box rocked a bit and Sasuke jumped back, what kinda present moved!! Kakashi would pay if that was a turtle he knew Sasuke didn't like turtles..he found them creepy. Sasuke took a deep breath and summoned up all his courage. He reached forward and pulled the giant bow, the box fell apart to reveal...a weasel wearing a little black coat with red clouds, the fur at the back of it's head was dyed black and pulled into a ponytail and last but not least it had a line on either side of it's nose..

Sasuke yelped and dived behind the couch, he grabbed his mallet and grinned maniacally. It was finally time to avenge his clan!! He raised his mallet and aimed, but before he could deliver the finishing blow he was tackled by a red blur. The red blur shot up and clutched 'Itachi' close to her chest.

"It's ok Max...Aunty Caity's a bully....yes she is!" The red blur a.k.a Nae cooed.

Sasuke blinked to clear his blurry vision, standing up he noticed a blonde girl roll out from under his coffee table.

"Nae! You idiot! Now he's seen us!! You've blown our cover! I hope your happy!" Caity growled.

"Well sor-ree! But I wasn't letting Max be squished by a giant mallet!"

"I wouldn't of let him get squished! What kind of person do you take me for!"

"Oh..."

'Well now you've blown it...he knows...geez this is so gay...now we have to kill him and I'm running out of places to hide the bodies" Caity sighed as she pulled out a gun and slid some bullets into it.

"No wait! I have a better idea!" Nae said as she pulled out a small device that had a bobbing bunny head at the top "I have this!"

Nae walked over and stood in front of Sasuke who was frozen in fear, he didn't know what to be more scared of the gun or the pink device that had the bunny on it, they both looked pretty evil to him. Nae pressed a button and there was a flash before Sasuke slumped to the floor unconscious. Nae once more pocketed the device and turned to Caity doing Lee's classic pose, a thumbs up and a blinding smile...what the hell? Did her teeth just sparkle?? Like in the Colgate adds??

"Where the hell did you get a memory altering thingo??"

"I have my ways...I have my ways..." Nae said mysteriously as the two exited Sasuke's house and went to visit Naruto at the hospital, word has it some crazy pshyco hit him repeatedly with a mallet and put him in a coma.

In Bleach

"Hey Ichigo, have you seen my memory altering thingo? The one with Chappie on it?" Rukia asked as she furiously dug through her pockets.

"Why the hell would I have seen it?" Ichigo responded with a roll of his eyes, seriously you couldn't trust Rukia with anything...

Back in Naruto

Sasuke's House

Sasuke opened his eyes and glanced around. Where was the giant carrot and the block of cheese that attacked him with fluffy bunny slippers?!!? Once Sasuke realized that they weren't there he relaxed and went back to eating Oreos. He looked at his coffee table..What the? How'd did that box get there...Oh and there was a card to....

'Haha! Take that you Donkey-head! Muahaha! That'll teach you to steal my gherkin relish and give it back! Lots of love, your worst nightmare!!'.

What the hell was that all about? And what was gherkin relish?..If he remembered correctly Kakashi was eating that stuff earlier at training, oh well at least he still had his mallet...wait, where was his mallet?

Caity and Nae's secret base a.k.a Nae's kitchen

"Whoo I got me a mallet!! I'ma go hit stuff!!"

"Nae please calm down..sheesh!"

"Oh by the way, it wasn't Sasuke.."

'What wasn't Sasuke?"

"The person who stole your gherkin relish and then gave it back..it was Kakashi.."

"And you wait til' now to tell me this because?"

"Well I wanted to see something evil happen to Sasuke.."

"Why?"

"I dunno?"

"Riiiigghhhht...Well anyways Nae, I'm off to like save the world and stuff!" Caity called as she exited via Nae's kitchen window.

"God speed my friend, god speed and may the force be with you.."

Heheh sorry about the length but I decided to keep this one short and (hopefully, fingers crossed) funny. I had half a mind to get us caught this chapter but instead I decided that we would get away..Poor, poor Naruto, everyone is so violent towards him, Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Shikamaru, Chouji, Ino and the list goes on and on doesn't it. As always review!! I need them! They're like my life support!! If I don't get 10 reviews on this story I shall die!! Well not really but you won't get another chapter until I do...muahahhaha! Yes I am just that evil!

Your bestest friend! (only if you review though!)

Caity