Caity: I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Nae: You went somewhere?
Caity: No, unfortunately, but I haven't updated in a while, plus I've always wanted to say that!!
Nae: Whatever, start the story!!
Caity: What's eating you!??!
Nae: Nothing... I haven't had any coke today..
Caity: No!! Poor poor caffeine deprived Nae-nerz!! It's okay I shall start the story now!!
Ino: Caity doesn't own us, she does however own several Naruto games, the hedge clippers and the 'disguises' her and Nae wear throughout the chapter!!
"Okay Nae, have you got the stuff?" Caity whispered through her walkie-talkie.
"Aye, Cap'n. I await your orders!!" Nae's voice crackled through the speaker.
"Alright then, ready, set..... cheese!!"
As soon as the codeword left Caity's lips, Nae raced towards the target, thus beginning the awesome new operation.
At the Yamanaka Flower shop
"So you know what to do right?"
"Yes, I suppose..." Ino answered uncertainly, her hedge clippers in her left hand and a comb in her right.
"You will be rewarded handsomely by our leader, who greatly appreciates your noble sacrifice!"
"Uh yeah, whatever..." Ino answered, rolling her eyes. She watched as the other person in the room darted away in a flash of red.
Outside 'Someones' house
Ino snickered as she made her way towards her 'bosses', who were hiding in a rose bush.
"Okay guys I..." Ino trailed off as a piece of paper poked out of the bush, she grabbed it and read the words scrawled across it messily.
Dear Ino,
We can't talk to you unless you come and hide in the bush... Security reasons. We hope you understand and we apologise profusely for any trouble that this may cause.
Anonymous and her even Anonymous-er leader.
Ino shook her slowly but climbed into the bush anyway, I mean how else was she supposed to get her money. Her eyes widened, instead of seeing two normal people, she was greeted by someone in a giant bunny suit and another person wearing a giant cardboard box with two eye-holes cut out of it.
"So how'd it go?" The one in the bunny suit asked anxiously.
"It went fine, I did what you asked and he's on his way here now," Ino replied, wincing when a thorn pricked her.
"Well done!!" the card board box exclaimed gleefully, everything was perfect!!
"Hey! How come you aren't getting pricked!!" Ino complained.
"Because, I am a ninja/jedi and my accomplice is wearing a box." The bunny said in a 'duh' tone.
"But I'm a ninja to-OW!"
"Here you go.." The bunny trailed off as they slipped a small wad of cash towards Ino, who snatched it with a malicious glint in her eyes.
"Now don't spend it all at once..." The bunny trailed off as it noticed that Ino had already disappeared. Sighing she pulled off her bunny head to reveal blonde hair and helped her companion out of the box. If they listened they could hear screaming in the background...
"AHHHH! INO HAS MONEY!! EVERYONE RUN!!"
"NOOOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"
"WAHHH! I WANT MY MUMMY!!!"
"DUDE YOUR TWENTY-SIX!!"
"I DON'T CARE I WANT MY MUMMY!!"
"EEEEEP, INO WILL BUY THE ENTIRE MALL!!"
"WOMEN AND THE CHILDREN, GET TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!! MEN PREPARE TO FIGHT!!!"
"NOOOOOOOO! SHE'S GOTTA A GUN!!!"
"IIIINNNNNO'S GOT A GUN!!! YEAHHHH SHE'S GOT A GUN!!!!"
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR SINGING, RUN FOOL!!"
"MUAHAHAHHHAHAHA!! TO THE MALL!!" Ino's voice screamed.
"NOOOOO! BARRACADE THE MALL DOORS!!!
Caity's eyes widened, good thing that no-one knew that she had given Ino that money or ... She shuddered, just thinking about it scared her stiff.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" A scream echoed from within the house that they were standing next to. Perfect now they were just waiting for.... Him...
"AH!! SAKURA MY YOUTHFUL HEART NEARLY EXPLODED WITH YOUTHFUL JOY WHEN YOU SENT ME A LOVE LETTER!!!"
Great he was here...time for phase 4!! Muahahhaha!! Nae and Caity quickly re concealed themselves in the rose bush, just as Lee came racing around the corner and banged on the door.
"SAKURA, MY YOUTHFUL LOVE! I HAVE COME FOR YOU!!"
Crashing and cursing could be heard from inside, then minutes later a very dishevelled and sleepy looking Sakura opened the door. She was still in her pyjamas and had a cap covering her hair.
"Lee! It's too early! Now go home.." She yawned.
"But my youthful love, it is already six in the morning... I have been awake since seven o'clock yesterday morning and I have never felt better!! I can practically feel the youth as it pumps through my veins!!"
"Yeah..." Sakura said flatly, she was nearly falling asleep against the door frame, what was in her tea last night....
In the rose bush
"Nae! You gave her your prescription-only super strength sleeping tablets didn't you?"
"Yeah..."
"Why? Our plan will be foiled if she falls asleep, and we have to get rid of that cap somehow-" Caity was interrupted as a huge gust of wind blew out of nowhere and blew the cap off of Sakura's head.
"Oh my gosh! You really are god!! I-I'm sorry I doubted you oh mighty one!!" Nae said as she bowed to Caity. (No offence meant to anyone by this statement!! If it offended you then I'm soooo sorry!! )
"Yeah, well I already knew that!"
Back with Sakura and Lee
"Eeep!" Sakura squealed as she tried to cover her hair with her hands, but it was too late. Lee pounced on her and hugged her.
"WOW! SAKURA I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU CUT YOUR HAIR INTO BOWL CUT JUST TO EXPRESS YOUR DEVOTION TO ME!! HOW WONDERFULLY YOUTHFUL OF YOU!! WE SHALL GET MARRIED IN THE VALLEY OF YOUTH AND YOUR DRESS CAN BE MADE OF GREEN SPANDEX, BECAUSE GREEN SPANDEX IS THE COLOUR OF YOUTH!! WE CAN EVEN CALL OUR FIRST CHILD GAI-SENSEI-JR!!" Lee continued on and on, completely unaware that Sakura had turned blue from his overly-enthusiastic display.
"Sakura?? Sakura??...SAKURA???" Lee screamed as he looked down at his most youthful cherry blossom of youth, she had passed out at the mention of making Gai the godfather/nanny.
With Caity and Nae
Caity and Nae had fled the scene after Sakura had passed out, there was no way that they were sticking around...They didn't want to get sued!!
"Phew we made it!!" Caity gasped as she collapsed onto her computer chair.
"Yepperonis we did!!" Nae agreed as she plopped down onto Caity's bed and made herself at home.
"Hey Caity, ya got any coke?"
"NOO! No caffeine!!"
"But I-"
"No Nae!"
".... Fine then! Spoilsport..."
Caity just rolled her eyes and returned her attention to formulating their next epic prank of awesome proportions.
At the mall
"FIRE!!!"
"EVERYONE RUN!!"
"CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AND THE CSI AND THE RSPCA AND THE FBI AND TACO BELL!!!!"
"RAHAHHAHAHA!!" The crazy, long-haired blonde girl laughed as she ran through the mall clutching a whole heap of purple clothes in one hand and a flaming torch on the other. She needed an escape vehicle...her eyes lit up as she spotted a golf cart...
There was a loud booming sound as a wall collapsed and a golf cart came careering out of the gap it left, speeding away into the fading light. The onlookers heard one last thing before it was out of sight...
"SUNA SHOPPING COMPLEX HERE I COME!!"
And for once, the people of Konoha felt sorry for their allies.... especially that poor bugger that was the Kazekage...
Suna, Kazekage's office
Gaara was standing, looking out of the window in his office when a small shiver ran up his spine. 'What was that about?'
Gaara's unspoken question was answered when a crazy blonde in a flaming golf cart crashed into the wall of his office. 'Oh great...'
Caity: Yeah, I don't really like this one that much, I actually thought it really sucked. I had major writers block on this, I've been getting that a whole lot lately on almost all of my stories....
Nae: Yeah no-one cares about your lame excuses!! REV-
Gaara: SAVE ME!!!
Ino: WHOO!!! -Comes in behind Gaara and attempts to run him over with the golf cart-
Gaara: Nooooooo!!!
Ino: Nahahahaha!!!! Review and I'll spare his life!!
Gaara: -Puppy eyes- Please for the love of me REVIEW!!!