'Spotlight comes up' 'Author appears in tuxedo for women' Welcome to the continuation of our show! 'Banana peel thrown into her face' HEY!
'Drops the act' Well anywho welcome to the third chapter! Just to tell you guys, it's after this one that we really start following the storyline! 'General cheering'
Admin: If I owned I would totally fast forward to ten years later T_T 'still lamenting Shika-kun'
And so we became siblings.
Well, from his point of view I suppose it'd be close friends, but nevertheless I was older than him, and decided to act that way (other than the usual pranking of course). I have to say, the kid was a natural at being a nuisance; I didn't even have to help him after that first incident: I could just sit back and enjoy the show! Though I might have helped with the pervertedness (is that a word?): I tend to enjoy watching both men and women at the onsen, the first I had to spy on, the latter I could just stare at unabashed. And through all of this he became the perverted prankster Uzumaki Naruto that everybody came to know.
Of course I did change a few things after he entered the Academy: One was to move in with him. I have to say, the fact that there weren't any parents to scold him certainly did a number on his cleanliness; I actually had to whack him over the head several times to get him to take a bath, not to mention we had to work together to get his one-room apartment cleaned up (I was sore for weeks after that). Another change was his eating habits: Sure, ramen can be nutritious, but at the cost of certain other nutrients; not to mention I'd have to get the same eating habit to endure the lack of other products in the house. And so I introduced cereals, fruit, and other such stuff to keep him healthy (and me sane).
In short, I'm living with him, and have sort of become his reliable sister. Might not seem very ideal to any of you, but I'm quite happy with it (Big Sister Complex, don'tcha know?).
During the time Naruto went to the academy, I got acquainted with Umino Iruka, our dear teacher; if getting called for a teacher-parent (aka sister) session can be called getting acquainted. First day at school, and the little blondie already managed to give his teacher a nosebleed through his sexy-no-jutsu (courtesy of our mutual research, of course). As hard as I tried, I couldn't help laughing; and got scolded as well. In any case, we got to know each other, and during the time of Naruto's education I got to know the inside of his office pretty well too.
All the above happens in about six years, so that now I'm physically 18, and Naruto is about to graduate. Naturally I'm doing this because as fun as his early youth is, it would take too much time and WAY too many chapters to explain everything! So now I'm gonna fast forward my life up to the morning of his big day! (How wonderful this power over time is!)
