Chapter 42: Crying like a Kindergarten Alien Baby!

Kyle 10 Alien Force Alien No. 3!!

Name: Ironheart

Race: Techno-Sapien

Planet: Techia

Powers: He has an indestructible Iron-armored shell that CANNOT be destroyed by anything that hits it. Lasers just bounce right off of it, and it makes his punches pretty powerful. He can actually fly, too, thanks to jet boots. He can shoot flamethrowers out of his hands as well, along with one more thing. He has shoulder-mounted missile launchers. These missiles NEVER miss their target.

Voice Actor: Robert Downey Jr.

Strength: 7/10

Durability: 10/10

Agility: 5/10

Senses/Reflexes: 10/10 (Missiles)

Speed: 5/10

Energy/Magic projection: 4/10

I am still amazed at how this last trip went. We were in Florida, to see info on the Fountain of Youth, which, actually surprisingly works. A little too well, I might add. We found out about it while following a really boring tour guide.

Tour guide: "All the way back in 1679(Authors Note: Most certainly completely wrong), AN explorer named Ponce de Leon came out to this area to try and find the Fountain of Youth, which would give anyone who drunk from its waters, eternal life, but he never found it."

Kyle: "Figures." Everyone looked at me.

Kyle: "Figures he wouldn't. It's a fake anyway!" People were nodding, agreeing with me, some shook their heads, others didn't pay any more attention.

Max: "Why is this transcript so darn hard to read?"n he put on glasses, trying to read some text on a sign.

Ben: "Aww, don't worry Grandpa. All you need is a magnifying glass. Maybe a telescope!"

Kyle: "Ben… Not cool, dude."

Ben: "What? It's true, isn't it?"

Gwen: "Tennyson…" She cracked her knuckles in his face.

Ben: "Okay… You got it, doofus cousin! No more old from me!" He ran off laughing.

Gwen: "Ben!!!"

Kyle; "I got this." I transformed into Cywolf.

Cywolf: "Get back here!" I zoomed off, and got in front of him.

Ben: "AHH!!"

Cywolf: "The thing about old people is, they don't want to be reminded that they're old."

Ben: "Whatever. I'm sure he can't hear us talking anyway. Besides…" He pulled out a squirt gun, and pointed it in my face.

Ben: "I got you beat now."

Max: "I heard that! What do you mean I have lead feet?"

Ben: "See what I mean?"

Cywolf: "Yes, but could you please get that out of my face?

Ben: "Or what? You'll blast me with your laser beams?"

Cywolf: "No. I'll go Squidstrictor on you, blind you with ink spit, and squeeze the life out of you!" Ben blasted me in the face, and started running off.

Cywolf: "AGH! Now my optic sensors are jammed!! You little piece of crap!!" I went Squidstrictor, and started chasing after him, but kept tripping over my own tentacles.

Squidstrictor: "Get back here, Tennyson!!!"

Max: "Wait up!"

Gwen: "Kyle! How about Benmummy, huh?"

Squidstrictor: "Oh… okay." I went Benmummy, then shot out my arm at him, and caught him, reeling him in.

Ben: "Umm…"

Benmummy: "Consider yourself warned. Or your next beating won't be as merciful as what I'm about to do now."

Ben: "Merciful?!" I went Squidstrictor a second time, then squirted him in the face with ink, and started squeezing him.

Ben: "AGH!!!"

Squidstrictor: "Say it!!"

Ben: "What… AGH!!!"

Squidstrictor: "Say it!!"

Ben: "Uncle… AAAAAGGGGGHH!"

Squidstrictor: "LOUDER!"

Ben: "UNCLE!!!" I let him go, and he started breathing again.

Ben: "Why'd you do that?"

Squidstrictor: "You jammed up my optic sensors as Cywolf."

Ben: "So, that's a… do not attempt thing?"

Gwen: "Seems like it. Geez, Kyle. That was too far." I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "Well, considering what else could've come his way, I would have considered that VERY merciful."

Ben: "Good point." He did a thumbs up. I did one back, and gave him a noogie.

Ben:"HEY! That hurts!"

Kyle; "Aww, come on, Ben. You're just like a little bro to me, remember?!"

Ben: "Yeah, so?"

Kyle: "I have the right to do that!" Max was panting, and finally caught up with us.

Max: "I'm not as… fast as I used to be… Phew!" He got back up on his feet, and Ben looked at me, like he proved a point, and I started getting him into a headlock again.

Ben: "AGGH!! AIR!!!"

Max: "Let him go, Kyle." I let him go, and Ben was gasping for air.

Ben: "Dude! Not cool!"

Kyle: "Whatever, man. You need to just-"

Max: "Just what?"

Kyle: "Ben's…" Gwen covered my mouth.

Gwen: "Nothing! Nothing."

Max: "Okay. Ooh, look kids! A carnival!" We looked behind us, and saw it.

Ben: "Race ya?" I became XLR8.

XLR8: "Oh, you KNOW who'll win, Ben."

Ben: "Never mind." I reverted to normal, and we ran into the park, with Max following behind, just walking.

Max: "I need to work out more." We were walking through the park, realizing it was like every other mini park we've been to.

Kyle: "Nothing seems too out of the ordinary."

Gwen: "What is it?"

Kyle: "I always have some kind of sense something's going down. It's going on right now. Don't know why."

Gwen: "Well, if it's an issue, we'll handle it. Simple, right?"

Kyle: "Yeah. Simple…" We continued through, and we saw a dunking thing.

Max: "Well kids, I know a great idea to have fun!" He walked up to the guy.

Guy: "Sorry. This is out of order."

Max: "Looks fine to me. How about letting my kids see I'm not some old man, huh?" He handed him some money, and got in.

Guy: "1 each." He handed us tennis balls.

Kyle: "Awesome!"

Ben; "My turn first." He winded up, and threw it, completely missing. Max shrugged with a confident look on his face.

Gwen: "Move over, dweeb. Time for the pro to work her magic." She threw a ball at the target, but missed completely, again. Max was now laughing.

Kyle: "Me, then. Got it." I took a deep breath, and aimed right before I threw the ball, and when it looked like I was going to hit it, I threw it, hitting the target, and dunking Max in.

Kyle: "BOOYAH!!!"

Guy: "No! What have you done?!"

Ben: "It's just water. He'll dry off after a while."

Kyle: "Yeah man. Sheesh. Calm down a bit." Max crawled out of the dunker.

Gwen: "Grandpa?"

Max: "Wow. That was more water than I thought. Pretty refreshing."

Kyle: "Me! Me! My turn!!"

Guy: "No. You all must go."

Gwen: "Okay. We're going already!"

Kyle: "But Gwen…"

Gwen: "Not arguing right now. Come on." Just as we were about to leave, we saw Hex flying in. he looked older than before.

Hex: "The prize I seek… is there!!!" He pointed his staff at us, and shot out a fireball. We all jumped to the side.

Kyle: "Let's see how Hex would like to handle a real hero!" I slammed down the Omnitrix, and went Swampfire.

Swampfire: "Hex, You're going down this time!!" I shot out a flamethrower at him, and he dodged it, then hit me with his staff, but I caught it, and yanked it out of his grip. He shot a laser out of his hands, grabbing his staff, and pulling it back.

Hex: "If you think I will be…" I went Cannonbolt, and ran into him right as he got to the middle of his sentence. I ran him into a wall, then went Terramorph, and made my hands hammers, pounding at him until he blasted me off of him.

Terramorph: "Hex still has some power left, apparently."

Gwen: "Right behind you, Kyle!" She got her Lucky Girl suit on, and got into the fight.

Hex: "Lucky Girl!"

Gwen: "And badder than ever!" She shot out an energy blast, but Hex absorbed it. He then got punched in the face by my giant rock fist, and went flying, hitting a concession stand.

Terramorph: "Now that is sweet." I went Chromastone, and charged after Hex again, but he got out, and hit me with his staff before I did anything to him. I went Jetray in time to shoot back, but he called up a force field, making my blasts bounce off of him. Gwen got him from behind by punching him, and I tackled him as Cannonbolt another time, rolling, then jumping up, landing in a spinning ride, spinning him all around it, then launched him out, landing on the ground myself. I transformed to Fourarms right after, and charged Hex, then uppercutted him into the sky. He landed on his back.

Hex: "MY BACK!!!" I jumped back up, and prepared to pile drive him, but he used a spell to hurl me behind him, and I destroyed the dunker thing from before, spreading out the water, and I landed in it, slurping some of it up.

Fourarms: "I was a little thirsty. Very refreshing indeed." I ran out of the water again, and saw Gwen fighting Hex by herself. I went Cywolf, and pulled out my mace, then zoomed into the fight, slamming Hex in the back with it. He landed in another concession stand. Gwen and I then both shot out energy blasts, sending him flying out, landing on his back again.

Hex: "This is MURDER! OWW MY BACK!!" He blew us both off with another force field, though. We landed, then Hex shot an energy blast at us. I went Chromastone, then absorbed it, sending it back, and his staff absorbed it, then shot it back. I absorbed it, and shot it back. It went on like this until Gwen got sick of it, and shot an energy blast into hex's face, then he got hit by his own blast sending him flying into the bumper car area. I went Stinkfly to get Gwen and I over there, and she fell into a bumper car, and I dropped down as Cannonbolt. She started it up with a spell, and I sped at him. We thought we had him, but he teleported, then we ran into each other.

Cannonbolt: "I should've seen that coming."

Gwen: "Well, we can't do anything now, can we? Come on. We have to find him." I transformed to Nanomech, and put on my scanner.

Nanomech: "Hex's vapor trail leads out of here, for sure, but where?" I continued to walk through, and we found him talking to the guy that was at the dunker. I made my hands two HUGE hammers, and jumped out above him, planning to slam him with both. I ended up hitting him, then he flew into a teacup. Gwen flipped it over, and I made my left hand a nail shooter, shot nails around the top after flying over it, then nailing each one of them down.

Nanomech: "Cool." Hex reappeared behind me, and shot me.

Hex: "I don't have time for this! I need the water!"

Guy: "You know you'll never get it!"

Nanomech: "If water is all you wanted, there's a drinking fountain over there."

Hex: "Not THAT water, you idiot! The Fountain of Youth!!"

Gwen: "That doesn't exist!"

Hex: "If only you knew… if only… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Max: "You won't get his water!" He tackled Hex down, then Hex threw him off, and levitated a cup over him, then dropped it over him.

Nanomech: "MAX!" I went Fourarms, and charged for the cup, and started lifting it up. Hex teleported, and the guy ran off.

Fourarms: "Max, we got ya! Don't worry!"

Ben: "Is the coast clear?" He popped out of the top of a teacup still in the ride.

Fourarms: "Yeah. Hold on a sec." I lifted the cup off.

Gwen: "Grandpa… Are you okay?"

Max: "Yeah, in fact, I feel younger."

Fourarms: "That's because you ARE!"

Max: "Huh? What the… I am!" he had red hair, and was a lot shorter, and even sounded like a kid.

Max: "How old am I?"

Ben: "Gotta be at least 10." I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "Don't worry Max. I can go Alien X to fix it. Don't you…" Max grabbed my hand.

Kyle: "Max?"

Max: "I want to stay like this for a little while, okay? Please? It could be a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

Kyle: "Um, okay…" I shrugged.

Gwen: "Well, now that Hex is gone…"

Max: "Tag Ben, you're it!"

Ben: "Hey!" Max ran off, and Ben ran after him.

Kyle: "MAX!!" I ran off after them.

Gwen: "Oh boy… Not sweet for any of us." She continued after us. Max flipped over a bench, landing near a kid, who dropped his ice cream cone.

Kid: "Hey! My ice cream's toast now, loser!"

Kyle: "Oh no you didn't!!!" I went Diamondhead, and picked the kid up.

Kid: "AH!"

Diamondhead: "Call him a loser one more time and I'll…"

Max: "Whoa! Chill man!"

Diamondhead: "Huh?" Max handed the kid another cone, and got a triple cone for himself, which led to me setting him down.

Diamondhead: "Don't do that again." The kid nodded, and ran off. I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "Um…"

Max: Forget watching what I eat. Now, I can eat triple decker ice cream. Chocolate, mint, and bubble gum!" he started licking it, then put it in my face.

Kyle: "huh?"

Max: "Ya mind going Heatblast and melting this up for me?"

Kyle: "That can wait, Max. We have more important things to do."

Max: "Yeah, true. After Ben tags me."

Ben: "TAG!"

Max: "Okay. I'm ready." We walked back into the RV, letting Max finish his ice cream, and he kicked Ben's butt at the Sumo Slammers game.

Ben: "NOOO!!!!"

Max: "Youthful hand eye coordination for the win!"

Kyle: "Now he's using internet slang. Jesus…"

Gwen: "Grandpa!"

Max: "Oh yeah. After Ben teaches me how to ride a skateboard!"

Gwen: "GRANDPA!"

Max: "Alright, alright. Sheesh! What a spoilsport."

Ben: "I feel that way all the time, Grandpa." He helped Max get a machine out, and we went to where the dunker water was, and scanned it.

Max: "Wow! 12 times the amount of Hydrogen and Oxygen in this thing!"

Kyle: "HO12 ? Seriously?"

Gwen: "Wow. That is NOT real water."

Cop: "Okay kids. You're gonna have to get outta here. This is a crime scene. Take your contraption with you, too."

Kyle: "We're conducting an investigation of our own here, copper. Just let us handle that, and WE'LL get the bad dude."

Cop: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, kid." He grabbed my hands.

Kyle: "NO one except Max gets away with calling me KID!" I back kicked him in the nuts, then punched him in the face.

Cop: "OW!! Resisting arrest are we?"

Kyle: "Let' see you resist Chaotix!" I glowed green, and was Chaotix, but was Gwen's height instead of my normal towering height.

Chaotix: "What the hell is this?"

Gwen: "Ooh. Not good…"

Cop: "That's it. You're getting cuffed." I charged at him, then tackled him to the ground, and shot down diamond shards, putting him in a prison.

Chaotix: "We're getting out of here!" I grabbed the machine, and started running off with Ben, Gwen and Max at a normal pace.

Chaotix: "What's wrong with the Omnitrix this time?!"

Gwen: "Nothing! The water got you, too!"

Chaotix: "Wow."

Ben: "I'm gonna call you Mischievix."

Mischievix: "Real funny, Tennyson!" We ran into the RV, and Max was about to turn it on, but I slipped phone books under him.

Mischievix: "That should help you out a bit, huh?"

Max: "Thanks." We took off, and I reverted to normal. I was now puny, and 5!

Kyle: "Oh f*** no!"

Gwen: "HEY!"

Kyle: "What?"

Gwen: "You're five now, so, that language is from here on, prohibited."

Kyle: "D***IT!!!"

Gwen: "What did I just say?" She picked me up, and spanked my butt.

Kyle: "OWIE! WAAAAHHHHH!!!!!"

Gwen: "UGH! Now he's crying?!"

Ben: "Um… Awkward…" I continued crying.

Gwen: "how about a nice chocolate bar?"

Kyle: "YAY!" Gwen gave me one, and I was chewing it up.

Gwen: "We have a 10-year old Grandpa, and now, a 5-year-old Omnitrix bearer. Could this get any worse?"

Ben: "Not really, Gwen. *Sigh*" I started singing to myself now, and we went to a farm that Max got the address for.

Kyle; "But I don't wanna!!"

Gwen: "March your butt out here right now!!!!"

Ben; "I'd do what she says, man!"

Kyle: "NO!"

Gwen: "I'll spank you again!!"

Kyle: "NOOO!!" I ran out, and started to grab on to Max's leg.

Kyle: "Max… She's being a mean b****!!!"

Gwen: "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!"

Max: "We have to let this slide, I think."

Gwen: "WHY?! He called me a b****!!"

Max: "Well, the Fountain of Youth water is affecting him more than me anyway. His maturity level sunk to zero. He doesn't know any better in the least what he's doing, or anything."

Gwen: "But, Grandpa…"

Max: "I hate it, too, about him. But, we have to live with it. We're stuck like this now."

Gwen: "Pinch me. I have GOT to be dreaming!" Ben pinched her.

Gwen: "OUCH! Okay, it isn't." She looked down at me, and I was blowing a raspberry at her.

Gwen: "Just try to act nice."

Kyle: "Nice?" I got a weird look on my face.

Gwen: "Not cursing, not insulting anyone, not going crazy…"

Kyle: "Max… Gwen's being crazy…"

Max: "Again, not a problem right now. Hex, remember?"

Kyle: "Hex?"

Ben: "Did you seriously forget why we were out here?"

Kyle: "I wet myself."

Max: "YUCK!" He backed off.

Kyle: "Now I need more pants and undies!"

Gwen: "UGH… FINE!!!!" She ran in the RV, taking me in with her, and there was a lot of fussing, then she carried me out, with clean pants.

Kyle; "But I'm not wearing undies!"

Gwen: "Well, if wetting yourself is gonna be an issue, you HAVE to wear a diaper."

Ben: "He's not 5! He's… like… 2! Maybe 3!" He started laughing hysterically, and even Max chuckled to himself. I started crying now.

Gwen: "SHUT UP!! ALL OF YOU!!!" We all did.

Gwen: "I. AM. NOT. GOING. TO. PLAY. MOTHER!"

Ben: "Um… I suggest getting a move-on. Who's with me?"

Max: "Same here."

Kyle: "Meanie." We finally walked in, through a large field.

Kyle: "My legs are tired! I don't wanna walk anymore! Carry me!" I grabbed Ben's leg.

Ben: "I WON'T CARRY YOU!" When I started sniffling, though, Ben picked me up, and put me on his shoulders.

Kyle: "WOO! GIDDYAP!"

Ben: "You are going to die…" We started running now, but with me now sounding like I was having the time of my life running through the fields.

Ben: "Next time, it's GWEN'S turn!"

Gwen: "You're on Kyle-carrying duty for as long as he stays like this." We saw the guy from before hanging on a rope.

Guy: "No! Why have you some here?"

Max: "We're going to stop Hex for you. He's here, right?"

Guy: "Yes, but, I don't know where he is." Out of nowhere, a tractor came to life, and saw walking towards us.

Kyle: "Ben…" Ben set me down.

Kyle: "Going Hewo!" I glowed, and became Chromastone.

Gwen: "Oh my God… Chromastone?!"

Chromastone: "Get him down! This one's mine!" I charged at his leg, and punched it, but I was kicked back, landing in a barrel, and I crawled my way out.

Chromastone: "Eat lasew blasts!!!" I shot one at it, but they were only scratching its hide.

Chromastone: "I'm just scwatching the paint job?! Time fow…" I went Humongousaur.

Humongousaur: "HUMONGOUSAUW!" I was now only 6 feet tall.

Humongousaur: "What? This isn't huge!"

Max: "Kyle's gonna need some help, Gwen."

Gwen: "I'll get to it. Just a second!" I grew to 30 feet, and charged at the robot. We collided, and I hurled it into the ground, then pile-drived it.

Humongousaur: "RAWR!" I was now slamming the top of it, and it hurled me off, forcing me to land in a haystack. I flew out as Big Chill.

Big Chill: "Little Chill's gonna show you what it's like to have a cold shouldew!" I went intangible, and fazed my way through him, freezing him completely, then flew at full speed, and went Humongousaur again, and destroyed it.

Humongousaur: "Good widdance."

Ben: "You're Gigantosaur now. Too small to be HUMONG-ousaur."

Gigantosaur: "Oh shut the f*** up." I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "Cawwy me."

Ben: "Fine…" He picked me up again.

Guy: "Thanks. But Hex is only going to get what he came here for in the end."

Kyle: "What's that?"

Guy: "The fountain of Youth. It's real."

Kyle: "That would explain why I'm five."

Max: "And I'm ten again."

Guy: "We must stop Hex. If he gets it, who knows how much more powerful he will become?"

Gwen: "You got a fast way to reach it?"

Guy: "Do I?" We were now in a jeep. Max was sitting next to the guy, with Ben, Gwen and I in the back, but…

Kyle: "A BOOSTEW SEAT! Why the hell am I in a f***ing boostew seat?"

Gwen: "Because, you're too small for a real seat now. So, you have to deal."

Kyle: "You suck."

Gwen: "Real mature dweeb. And, you can't say you're older, because you're five!"

Kyle: "THAT'S IT! I'VE DEALT WITH YOU LONG ENOUGH! FEEL THE WATH OF…"

Ben; "WHOA! Both of you, shut up, and stay completely separated! That's why I'm in the middle!"

Kyle: "FINE!" I sat back down, and started pouting.

Gwen: "Heh." Suddenly, the plants attacked us now, ripping the jeep apart, giving all of us a wild ride on their vines.

Kyle: "AHH! Not cool!! I need to be hewo again!!" I became Jetray now.

Jetray: "Befowe thewe was Jetway, thewe was Planeway!" I shot out my eye beams at the different plants, freeing Ben, Gwen, Max, and the other guy from the plants, and I landed in front of them.

Planeray: "Go on! I'll catch up, okay?" They took off, like I asked. I became Little Chill again.

Little Chill: "Time to put you guys on ICE!" I shot ice beams from my hands, and breathed ice out at the same time, flying through the plants. They all did get frozen, but with no luck, as a lot of them thawed out too quickly.

Little Chill: "Oh s***… Maybe…" I went Swampfire.

Swampfire: "If this doesn't work, nothing will!!" I put my hands out, and shot out some gas. The plants started coughing, and I smiled, realizing I finally had them.

Swampfire: "Now, Tewwamowph!" I did turn into Terramorph, and sliced through all of the plants there.

Terramorph: "Heh. Way too easy. Gotta get to Max." I went XLR8, and zoomed up to them.

Gwen: "You saved us, Kyle."

XLR8: "On second thought, I should wegwet saving you."

Gwen: "WHAT??!!!" Max grabbed her.

Max: "Easy, Gwen, easy…"

Gwen: "You will die, mortal…" I went Brainstorm.

Brainstorm: "Wait. I now realize what a problem I've been. I'm sorry."

Gwen; "Really?"

Brainstorm: "This is the only form I can be 13-talking. That sucks."

Gwen: "No kidding, there. Stay like that okay. Maybe the extra legs won't have you tire out so fast."

Brainstorm: "Good point." We walked to the end of the cave, and we saw the water, but no Hex.

Brainstorm: "Where's Hex?"

Ben: "Maybe he realized we're just too strong for him."

Hex: "On the contrary…" He made an explosion come flying out at us, sending us flying at the cave walls.

Hex: "This water has made me all-powerful! Nothing in the universe can stop me now!"

Brainstorm: "Indubetedly, not!" I shot out some lightning, but he caught it, and made it dissipate.

Brainstorm: "You! Gigantosaur time!!" I became him, and grew to my full 30 foot height, and charged at Hex, but he shot a laser,s ending me sliding into a wall, and reverting me to normal.

Gwen: "No! Kyle!"

Kyle: "HEX!!! YOU'WE GOING STWAIGHT TO HELL!!!" I went Heatblast next.

Heatblast: "AND HEWE COMES THE HELLFIWE!!" I launched myself at him with a flaming fist on, but he just punched me, and I went flying into the cave floor again.

Gwen: "You seriously are useless!"

Heatblast: "SHUT THE F*** UP!" I launched a flamethrower at him, but he made it dissipate in front of him.

Hex: "Give me a challenge, why don't you?"

Gwen: "How about this?" She chanted a spell, making a tornado come out at him, but he spun it around, and sent it back. We got blown even further back.

Gwen: "Ouch…"

Heatblast: "You'we useless, Gwen! Only I can beat hex!"

Gwen: "Oh really?!"

Heatblast: "Yeah. Weally!" We gave each other the staredown now.

Gwen: "I bet you can't melt him!"

Heatblast; "What?"

Gwen: "He'd blow you out like a candle. PHOO!"

Heatblast: "NO HE WON'T!"

Gwen: "Then prove it, hothead!" I launched myself at him again, and started to punch him, but he hurled me backwards, and laughed.

Gwen: "Told you, Kyle! Told you, told you, told you!" I got up, even more angry.

Heatblast: "SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!!" I did a Critical Meltdown attack, sending it in all directions around me.

Hex: "NO! The water! You'll… NO!!!!" I blasted him out through the ceiling, and vaporized the water after I was done.

Heatblast: "Oh yeah! Who's hot? Who's hot? ME!"

Gwen: "Who's smart? Oh. Me, as usual."

Heatblast: "I'll go like that on you next!!"

Guy: "The water. It's gone."

Max; "I can't reverse the effects, then?"

Guy: "You have to keep drinking the water. You and Kyle will be your normal selves in no time."

Gwen: "Thank God! This Kyle's annoying!"

Heatblast: "But awesome!!!"

Gwen: "Not now, dweeb!!"

Heatblast: "Say it to my face, b****!!!"

Gwen: "UGH!!!"

Ben: "This'll be fun while it lasts, then."

Guy: "And I can finally move on with my life."

Later… Max and I were our normal ages of 60 and 13 respectively.

Kyle: "Dang. Being five again just purely sucked. None of my aliens were that useful."

Gwen: "And you were a royal potty-mouth, and the biggest whiner I've seen."

Kyle: "When I USED to be a spoiled brat. I quickly changed myself, though."

Gwen: "Glad you're you now, then." We were about to walk into the RV, but Gwen stopped me.

Gwen: "Aged before potty-mouth."

Kyle: "Yeah…" Ben walked in next, then Gwen. I tripped after taking a step.

Kyle: "I think I just threw out my back. Oww…"

Max; "HAHA! Now you know what it's like to be me." We took off on that note.

The End.