Chapter 45: Road Rage on an Epic Scale

Kyle 10 Alien Force Alien #6…

Name: A.I.

Species: Technarachnid

Planet: Techia (Like Ironheart)

Powers: A.I. is as smart as Brainstorm, and can shoot out electricity, and project it like he can, but is 8 feet tall, with 4 spider legs coming out of his back, and two crab claws. His mouth looks like a vital sign meter, and he doesn't have any smart-talk like Brainstorm does. He's much more physically powerful than Brainstorm as well.

Weaknesses: Water, and slightly cramped up spaces.

Strength: 6/10

Durability: 9/10

Agility: 3/10

Senses/Reflexes: 10/10

Speed: 5/10

Energy/Mana projection: 8/10

Voice Actor: Ted Lewis

We were continuing on our road trip from earlier, with a busted freezer.

Kyle: "The ice isn't working again!!"

Gwen: "We're gonna have to deal with it, Kyle."

Kyle:"All I wanted was chocolate ice cream…"

Ben: "How about the toilet? It's not flushing again!!"

Gwen: "Here goes." Max and Gwen started pushing some of the buttons on the RV, and it slightly went up.

Max: "Hydraulics are on!"

Gwen: "You better flush. Now." Ben ran back in, and flushed the toilet.

Ben: "How come this thing can go up to 300 miles per hour, but it takes three people to flush it?"

Kyle: "I keep saying you should let me go Upgrade on this blasted thing!! I can fix it, and make it more drivable in!"

Max: "This old gal's got character! Come on, kids!"

Kyle: "Gwen, we need an Upgrade RV, don't you think?"

Gwen: "Yes."

Ben; "I agree!"

Kyle: "3 to 1. Overruled."

Max: "Only if I'm one of the three, Kyle."

Kyle: "Overruling applies to all parties here. Meaning, Ben, Gwen, and I as 3, against you, which is 1. You now will sit back and watch as I…" Another RV sped by behind us, and passed us.

Max: "Must be in a hurry to get somewhere."

Voice on speaker: "This is Baron Highway of the Road Crew! Get that piece of junk out of the way so's we can get what we're really after!!"

Ben: "Um, Kyle…"

Kyle: "Road punks? This'll be easy. It's Upgrade time!!" I glowed green, then was Kyoxys.

Kyoxys: "Um… this'll do." I opened the RV door, and flew out, then transformed into Speed forme, and charged at the tow truck ahead of me, then went attack forme to collide with it.

Baron Highway: "What in tarnation is that thang?!"

Kyoxys: "Your worst nightmare!" I charged up an energy wave, from the line in my head, then shot it at his wheels, making him swerve out of control. His monster truck toppled over the smaller car beside it, but the driver in that car still managed to get out of the way slightly. I charged up an energy ball for it, then shot it at the car, making it swerve out of control, and again, hitting the ground, with some explosion.

Kyoxys: "Oops… didn't want that to happen…" Baron Highway, some girl, and a bald, yet longed haired guy got out of their vehicles, and were getting ready to attack when I landed on the ground.=, surveying the damage.

Baron Highway: "Do you know what you just did, boy?"

Kyoxys: "No, not really. I'd be happy to find out."

Road Crew girl: "You're going way down for this one, boy." I started laughing, then went Bio-Rex, and roared in their faces, as loud as I could. All three of them ran off in fear, and I was laughing to myself as they were doing that. Baron Highway jumped in to the bald guy's tow truck, and the chick hopped in what was left of her car. They both left. I went XLR8, and zoomed off in the direction the RV was going in, and found them at a gas station, talking to the guy from the other RV.

XLR8: "I took care of those Road Crew guys. They'll most likely not be on the roads for a while after that little mishap." I reverted to normal.

Man: "Thank you from saving my RV from those road bandits! Otherwise, I would have lost my RV to them!"

Kyle: "Those guys were too easy to even be considered a threat. It was no trouble in the least."

Man: "Name's Wainright."

Max: "Max Tennyson. They're my grandkids, Ben and Gwen, and Gwen's boyfriend, Kyle."

Wainright: Well, how about I treat you to lunch? It's the least I could do for you."

Kyle: "It was really no trouble, Mr. Wainright. We got this." We had gotten to the nearest gas station, then started having lunch. Ben and I were gorging down in the all you can eat section, but everyone else had their own food.

Kyle: "Alright! Down the hatch!!" I went Squidstrictor, the started throwing tentacle-fuls of food down my mouth at an extremely fast rate.

Gwen: "Oh my God…"

Ben: "Wow… That's… Hard to watch…"

Squidstrictor: "Sissies." I continued to keep throwing my food down my throat.

Old Woman: "I see you tangled with the Road Crew out there."

Squidstrictor: "We sure did. You should've seen how I wiped the floor with them. They wet their pants in fear of ever seeing me!"

Old Woman: "I would have loved to see that, for sure! HAHA!" I reverted to normal, and started eating normally.

Gwen: "Anyway, what info do you have on them?"

Old Woman: "Baron Highway, Turbine and Road Rage. All three of them have terrorized these roads since I've had a full set of teeth." She showed us them, as well.

Ben: "WHOA! Enough information!"

Gwen: "Yeah. I think so, too."

Max: "We got to start fixing up the RV anyway just to make sure it still works."

Kyle: "Which would be faster if I could just be Upgrade!"

Max: "No. She has character! There's no point in upgrading her."

Kyle; "It breaks down a lot. Come on!"

Gwen: "Nothing ever works in it the right way."

Ben: "It takes three people to flush the god-dang toilet!"

Kyle; "How could you NOT want the thing upgraded, Max? Well, you know, at least to where I can make things work completely right. That's all I'm asking. I don't want to make it super high tech unless you want me too, which is obviously not going to work out that well. But, please…"

Max: "You will NOT lay one of those hands on her! I can fix her myself." He walked out, and rolled under the RV.

Kyle: "I only wanted to make things in the RV work." I sat back in my chair, and depressingly held up my head with my arms.

Ben: "You gonna eat any of that?"

Kyle; "Go ahead, Tennyson." He started chowing down.

Gwen: "Grandpa's just like that is all. Don't get down on yourself."

Kyle; "I know, but even he needs help once in a while. I just want to show him the Omnitrix can be used for more than just fighting."

Gwen: "I'm sure he realizes that. He just doesn't want any car trouble."

Kyle: "Yeah, I guess."

Ben: "Maybe you can be our truck. Omniprime could really help out."

Kyle; "Maybe, maybe not." I got up, and stepped out, noticing the vehicles from the fight before had pulled up.

Kyle: "The Road Crew. Going Metrion!" I became Metrion, and came up in front of the three of them.

Baron Highway; "Oh, this little lady here thinks she can stop us! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get 'er, Turbine!"

Turbine: "With pleasure boss." She pulled out a wrench.

Metrion: "You actually consider that tool to be a weapon of some sort?" She ran at me with it, and I put up a force field in front of myself, stopping her, then brought it down, and punched her in the face, making her drop the wrench.

Road Rage: "I'll help ya, Turbine!" He ran for me, but I easily flew up, then drop kicked him in the face, then roundhouse kicked him. Turbine elbowed me from behind, but I regained my composure by back flipping, then shot out some black energy bullets. They scratched her skin.

Turbine; "You freak! She tried to punch me again, but I caught her fist, then sent her flying. Road Rage got back up, and hit me with a wrench of his own.

Road Rage: "How 'bout that?"

Metrion: "You just royally f***ed up." I became Fourarms, then punched him across the face and gut at the same time, making him collide with a gas pump. Turbine started to freak.

Turbine: "What the… what are you?"

Fourarms: "Your worst nightmare come to life!" I charged for her, then noticed Lucky Girl came out , and got Turbine pinned.

Gwen: "I got these two. You stop the fat one!"

Fourarms: "Makes sense to me!" I became Cannonbolt, then rolled towards him.

Baron Highway: "What the hell?"

Cannonbolt: "Fat vs. fat! The winner is…" I ran into him, launching him into the RV's front.

Cannonbolt: "Fat wins everytime!"

Baron Highway: "What you just call me?"

Cannobolt: "Fat. Why?"

Baron Highway: "You are going to pay for that!"He came at me with his fists, but I transformed to Diamondhead, then charged at him as well, punching him across the face, sending him skidding across the ground an inch.

Baron Highway: "Why you little!!"

Diamondhead: 'Why are you three even here?"

Baron Highway: "We're taking that there RV behind you, boy."

Diamondhead: "Over my rotten decaying body you will!" I transformed to Rath, then grabbed him, and picked him up.

Rath; "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BARON HIGHWAY!! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST STEAL THIS RV, AND GET AWAY WITH IT, YOU'RE DEAD WRONG!" I threw him at the ground again.

Rath: "Polaris Pile-Driver!!!" I pile-drived his belly, and he screamed in pain. I then got around his arm with my legs, and started pushing his arm out of its socket.

Rath: "Anterian Arm-Bar!" I then whipped him off the ground into the wall of the gas station. He started groaning.

Rath: "Had enough yet, fatso?"

Baron Highway: "Like hell I have!" He got down, and prepared to attack me again, but I went Humongousaur, and tail-whipped him into the ground.

Humongousaur: "Wow. You suck at this, man."

Baron Highway: "Look! A hot city gal!"

Humongousaur: "I'm not THAT stupid, fatboy!" Suddenly, I felt something solid hit my head, which freed Baron Highway, and he stole the RV while Max was under it, and took off with it.

Max: "KYLE! What did I just…" He saw me as Humongousaur rub my head.

Humongousaur: "Ouch… What hit me?"

Max: "this." He showed me a hub-cap.

Humongousaur: "A hub-cap!?"

Gwen: "Ow… I can't believe that chick knocked me out with a wrench! A WRENCH!!"

Humongousaur; "I'll get that RV back!" I transformed into Omniprime, and transformed to truck mode, then opened my door.

Max: "No, Kyle. That isn't necessary."

Omniprime: "But we have to get the Road Crew and your RV back."

Max: "Let's see if THEY can fix up my gal! That's why!" he walked back into the gas station, and I reverted to normal.

Gwen: "Gee, he's really taking your Upgrade talk personally."

Kyle: "I know. I didn't want him to." I leaned up against the gas pump next to me with my arms crossed.

Gwen: "Oh man…" She joined me, with the Lucky Girl suit off. Ben came out, and sat next to us.

Ben: "Same thing, huh?"

Kyle: "Yep."

Gwen: "Uh-huh."

Kyle; "I didn't think he should've taken my Upgrade talk personally. It's just… she needs a tune-up, ya know?"

Gwen: "Yeah. I can understand that."

Ben: "And Upgrade can do the best tune ups?"

Kyle: "Exactly. *Sigh*" They both sighed with me, and Wainright's RV pulled up to the side of us.

Old Woman: "Ol' Wainright's letting us take her for a spin while he's out!" Max's head popped out of the window.

Kyle: "Max?"

Max: "Okay. When we rescue her, you can upgrade her a bit."

Kyle: "Thank you, Max! Thank you!!" We ran into the RV, and we took off.

Gwen: "Well, this RV sure is decked out."

Ben: "A flat screen TV?"

Kyle: "Video games?!!"

Gwen: "Awards for best in show?"

Max; "But I don't want any of all this in her, okay?"

Kyle: "You got it, Max."

Ben: "Aw man!"

We were driving along the roads, when Gwen picked up a radio signal.

Gwen: "They saw the RV. It's in the next town over, near a train route. It's tricked out now."

Kyle: "They tricked it out? With what?"

Gwen: "Weapons, some laser blasters, a grappling claw… and some fuzzy dice."

Kyle: "Fuzzy dice? That's just… weird…"

Max; "Oh no they didn't!"

Kyle: "Then this'll be personal. Come on."

Old Woman: "Let's hurry up already!"

Kyle: "It's Upgrade time!" I became Upgrade this time, and merged with this RV, making it grow some laser cannons, and a bazooka.

Upgrade: "Super Sonic boosters, GO!" I sped up the RV considerably, until we caught up with Max's RV. It really was tricked out quite a bit. Turbine and Road Rage were loading on some missiles into the RV's carrier from a train.

Upgrade: "RV vs. RV. What do you guys think?"

Max: "No. I'll keep us caught up. You stop them from getting the missiles."

Upgrade: "Oh d***it! Fine!" I jumped out of the RV, and merged with Max's RV's new grappling hook, then grabbed Road Rage. He started screaming, but Turbine unscrewed me, freeing him, and Baron Highway pushed a button inside the RV to release me. I separated from it, then merged with the train cars, and got the luggage to attack both Road Rage and Turbine.

Upgrade: "You little pieces of cow s***! Get back here and fight like real southern folks!" I sped out towards them, intercepting them on the last car, as they were getting out, and got in front of them.

Upgrade: "This is the end of the road from here, Road Crew."

Road Rage: "You're about to be road kill!" He punched me, but his hand went through me, and I made my hand a bat, hitting him off of the train, making him roll in the dirt behind us.

Turbine: "Well, this is a predicament."

Upgrade: "You're lucky I can't hit girls as a hero, chick."

Turbine: "Why thank you, sugar. I'll be off now."

Upgrade: "Not like this anyway!" I transformed to Starfire, then flew in her way.

Turbine: "What are you?! Boy or girl?"

Starfire: "I prefer he!" I punched her across the face, then kicked her in the gut, tossing her back out of the train.

Starfire: "Hmph. Now, to stop Mr. Baron." I took off, and saw that it was shooting lasers back at Wainright's RV.

Starfire: "No!" I shot down the laser cannon shooting at them, then flew forwards at a faster speed, then went Omniprime , transformed into truck mode, and took off towards Max's RV.

Baron Highway: "What in the name of…"

Omniprime: "Transform!!" I went robot mode, then stopped Max's RV in its tracks.

Baron Highway: "Let's see how you like this then!" He shot some more laser s at me, but I was not affected. He kept pushing at me, too, but still wasn't getting anywhere. Then, Max and Ben entered the RV, and I heard some fighting ensue. Baron highway was tossed out, then Ben pile-drived his belly.

Ben: "Wipe out!"

Omniprime: "Max? Got the RV under control again?"

Max: "Yep. You can let go now." I did, then saw Turbine go for Ben, but Gwen flying side kicked her, then started beating the crap out of her relentlessly. Road Rage tried to help, but got kicked down by the old woman.

Old Woman: "And that's for making these roads un-drivable!"

Omniprime: "That's a good day's work, huh?"

Max: "Yep. Sure was." We got back on the road, in our normal selves, after I fixed up everything to make it look like the old RV as Upgrade.

Kyle: "Well, As much as I liked the new look, I say this is better."

Max: "It's much better, plus, now everything is in tip-top shape again. It's all good as new."

Ben: "Except for the freezer!!" He got ice cream out.

Kyle: "Oops…" I went Permafrost, then froze up the ice cream for him, and went Heatblast to add one more ember to it, making it perfect.

Ben: "Thanks. Just fix up the freezer when you're done, huh?"

Heatblast: "Soon as we're done. For sure." I reverted to normal, then we both started eating it.

The End