Chapter 46: W… W… RATH!!!!

Kyle 10 Alien force No. 7!

Name: Rayquaza

Species: Rayquaza

Planet: Poke-Topia

Powers: Rayquaza, of course being a flying Pokemon, can fly very fast. He shoots energy balls and energy beams from his mouth, generate energy out of his claws, dig underground and come back out for an underground assault like Wildvine or Swampfire, has a tail as hard as steel, and can also shoot ice beams and flamethrowers from his mouth.

Weaknesses: Laser blasts reflected back at him can severely hurt him.

Strength: 8/10

Durability: 8/10

Agility: 10/10

Senses/Reflexes: 5/10

Speed: 20

Energy/Magic Projection: 9/10

Voice Actor: Whoever turns into him.

Today, Ben and I had the town to ourselves one night. It was also fun as hell! I got to use Rath in a wrestling competition, beating everyone in my way, heh. It all started one day, in the park.

Permafrost: "Okay guys. Watch this." I focused my hands on the ground, then made 4 ice blocks materialize in front of us.

Ben: "How did you do that?"

Permafrost: "I recently discovered Permafrost can freeze even the air molecules around him. Even cooler is, this is REAL ice."

Gwen: "Awesome!"

Max: "Why 4?"

Permafrost: "So we can go sledding down the hills."

Ben: "I'm up for it!" We each hopped on the ice blocks, and started sledding down the hill we were on. When we got to the bottom, we were all laughing.

Permafrost: "I should've done this sooner!"

Gwen: "That was fun!!"

Ben: "Let's go up that hill now!" he pointed to an even bigger one behind us.

Gwen: "It would take you forever to run up that hill!"

Ben: "Aren't you ever tired of being wrong? Let's do this, Kyle." I became XLR8.

XLR8: "I'm speaking your language, Ben." I grabbed him, and both of our ice blocks, and ran up the hill.

XLR8: "Presenting XLR8 and Ben Tennyson on ice!!" He hopped on my back, and I launched us down the hill, which was actually going faster than the last hill. We zipped right past a guy with a hot dog, and Ben swiped it from him.

Ben: "Thanks!" He started eating it, and when we hit the ground again, the ice had melted, and Ben was still on me eating the hot dog, while I was sitting in the puddle.

Boy: "Mommy, why did the weird thing with the tail wet himself?"

Ben: "You wet yourself! Wow, dude."

XLR8: "It was the ice cube, Ben. Jesus…"

Later… We had gotten back into the RV, after the whole day out. It was now dark, and I noticed Ben was playing on Gwen's laptop.

Kyle: "Um, Ben…"

Ben: "What?"

Kyle: "What exactly do you think you're doing on…"

Gwen: "My laptop!"

Kyle: "Exactly my point."

Ben: "I'm just looking to see the new Sumo Slammer blog."

Gwen: "Why didn't you ask me first?"

Ben: "Can I use your laptop?"

Gwen: "NO!"

Ben: "That's why I didn't ask." He kept typing up things on the computer.

Gwen: "You're getting your little dweeb germs all over the keyboard! Get off of it!"

Kyle: "Oh boy…" The screen shut off, and then Ben ran into the bathroom with it.

Kyle: "Ben?"

Gwen: "Benjamin Kirby Tennyson! Open this door right now!"

Max: "Ben? What's going on in there?"

Kyle: "If you don't come out with that thing, I'm gonna have to use Goop and peek under the door!"

Ben: "Come on… Come on… work!"

Gwen: "Don't make me PRY this door open, Ben!"

Kyle: "Whoa! Easy there, girlfriend!"

Max: "Ben? You should learn to be more responsible with things that aren't yours."

Gwen: "That's my property that little dweeb is messing with in there!"

Kyle: "Oh. Like how you just seemingly left your underwear on the floor on purpose at the wedding?"

Gwen: "What? How the heck did I do that? You know how neat I am!"

Kyle: "Well, you left your frikkin' underwear out! How do YOU do that? Of all people."

Gwen: "Of all people?! Maybe I was just asleep when I put my clothes on!" Ben then opened the door.

Kyle: "About time, Ben."

Ben: "How about we all go out and do something as a family, huh? Just the four of us? You can even pick, Gwen. Anything you want."

Gwen: "Anything, Ben?" She now had a devious look on her face.

Kyle: "Oh God. This'll be horrible…" We had gone to an open mic night at a restaurant, where there was poetry the whole time. When we both left, I was the first out, with a blank look on my face. Ben, Gwen and Max followed from behind.

Gwen: "That was an awesome place to go to for the night! Let's go to another place like that again!"

Kyle: "One word. Wow. Those poems were so deep…"

Max: "It was entertaining, I thought."

Ben: "BORE-ING!" He sped up while walking some more and he saw a sign.

Ben: "Wrestle-Mania tonight… Grand prize is $10,000! YES! There goes the money for the dweeb's laptop. I just need to do one thing first…"

Max: "Well, how about we go to the nearby Lumber Mill?"

Ben: "No. it's getting late. We should all get some shut eye!" he pushed us all back towards the RV, and even I was shrugging. Hours later, I felt a finger poke me while I was sleeping on the couch.

Kyle: "Gwen?"

Ben: "No, Kyle."

Kyle: "B-Ben? What are YOU doing up?" I was putting my head up and opening my eyes.

Ben: "I want you to come with me for a little while, okay?"

Kyle: "Okay. I'll listen… *YAWN!*" We both walked out of the RV, and he showed me the poster he took off of the wall.

Kyle: "Wrestle-Mania? $10,000 grand prize?! Ben, what's going on?"

Ben: "Well, I broke Gwen's laptop…"

Kyle: "YOU WHAT?!" He covered my mouth, shushing me.

Ben: 'Would you let me finish before you go ballistic on me?"

Kyle: "You have 1 minute. Go." He let go of me, the proceeded to explain.

Ben: "While I was playing on her laptop, I somehow made the computer shut down, and I couldn't get it back on! I think I unintentionally broke the thing!"

Kyle: "Hmm… Okay. I'll be back in a few seconds as Upgrade. Hold up." I was about to transform, but Ben stopped me again.

Ben: "Think about it. We can go to this Wrestle Mania competition to get the money to buy her another brand new one!"

Kyle: "But that would take the whole night!"

Ben: "PLEASE! I've never seen a wrestling event before, and you can kick massive butt! Please…"

Kyle: "What's in it for me?"

Ben: "90-10 split!"

Kyle: "50-50."

Ben: "80-20?"

Kyle: "50-50."

Ben: "70-30? Please?"

Kyle: "50-50. Take it or leave it, Tennyson."

Ben: "How about, you get double the pizza, and I get all the money?"

Kyle: "I ain't fallin for the pizza trick again. Again, 50-50. Take it, or leave it."

Ben; "Alright! Fine. 5,000 should be enough for a laptop anyway, right?"

Kyle: "Then you got yourself a wrestler, Ben." We shook hands on it, and headed out to the address on the flyer. We saw a massive fat guy fighting a normal sized dude in the ring, and the normal guy got owned.

Fat guy: "Who can move the Immovable Object? No one!"

Kyle: "I bet Humongousaur could."

Ben: "Actually, I was thinking, Rath should be my wrestler."

Kyle: "Ooh. He is a master of intergalactic wrestling moves, plus, he has the voice. Much better option." I became Rath, then hopped into the ring.

Rath: "How about me, big guy?!"

Immovable Object: "And who're you supposed to be?"

Rath: "They call ME, RATH HOGAN! Show me what ya got, fatso!"

Immovable Object: "You did NOT call me fat! You're gonna pay!" He charged at me, but I flipped over him, then jumped off the rope, and gave him a double-fisted smash to the top of his head, then flipped him over me, and did a Polaris Pile-Driver on him. My finishing shot was slamming my foot into his stomach right after I got off of him, and I started roaring.

Ben: "Wow…"

Referee: "Winner! Tiger guy!"

Rath: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, REF! THE NAME'S RATH! GET IT MEMORIZED QUICK!"

Referee: "Okay!"

Ben: "Awesome, man! You won!" he ran into the ring, and we did a high five.

Rath: "Was there ever any doubt?!"

Referee: "Who's this kid?"

Rath: "He's my manager. Benjamin Tennyson."

Ben: "Yeah. I prefer Ben, Rath."

Rath: "Whatever."

Cowboy man: "Well, I'd be happy to talk to him then. My card, kid." Ben grabbed it, then the guy pulled it back.

Cowboy: "I'm the promoter of this event. Would you like him to be registered?"

Ben: "Would I ever, dude." He shook his hand with him.

Promoter: "I guess you're the wrestler then, tiger man."

Rath: "The name's RATH! No one beats me in a match! NOBODY!!"

Promoter: "Well, now you gotta stay 'til the events all done and over with then."

Rath: "Sweet! More a**-kicking for me! Come on, Benjamin Tennyson! Let's see what kind of guys we're up against here!"

Ben: "We'll definitely see later, man. Now, I just wanna lie back and see some major WRESTLE MANIA!!!!"

Rath; "Whatever." We watched the next match. Which had a porcupine dude go up against a Chinese guy. The Chinese guy seemed to be winning, until he tried to go for a pin, when the porcupine guy pushed up all of his needles into a defensive covering around him, which they all stabbed the Chinese guy. The other match also had a gator dude against a one-eyed man. The gator dude just OWNED him so badly it wasn't even a contest.

Referee: "Winners! Porcupine and Gatorboy!"

Ben: "Bring 'em on. Rath can MORE than handle himself against those freaks, right?"

Kyle: "Oh HELL yeah! Ooh… I'm next! Let me get into character!" I went behind a pole, and transformed to Rath, jumping back out, roaring to the crowd, and they gave me a thunderous applause.

Rath: "Oh yeah! Who's the best?!"

Audience: "RATH!!"

Rath: "You bet your sorry a**es I am!" I started to beat my chest like I was Tarzan now. The next guy that came out had a lobster claw for a hand.

Lobster man: "I don't know who you think you are, but I cannot be defeated in battle!"

Rath: "Well, I moved the Immovable Object! Hello?"

Lobster man: "We shall see if you are correct, Rath!" He jumped up, and clamped his claw around my neck. I lifted him up, and punched him straight through the mat.

Referee: "The winner is RATH!!"

Rath: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LOBSTER FREAK! NOBODY BEATS RATH BUT RATH!"

Referee; "What the hell does that even mean?"

Rath: "I don't know!" I roared to the crowd again, and they applauded with me. I jumped out of the ring, to where Ben was.

Ben: "Kyle, you've been kicking butt all night!! Rath is invincible in this competition!"

Rath: "Whatever. It's nothin'. Hey, let's get more snacks!!!" I ran back to our room.

Ben: "Oh man…" He followed behind me, and now, I was human again, and we were eating the food we won from the matches.

Kyle: "This is the life! Kicking wrestler a** for food prizes!"

Ben: "And, we get the cash at the end of the night, getting Gwen that new laptop!"

Kyle: "Ahem…" I looked at him.

Ben: "We'll split it 50-50 on whatever's left of it, too…"

Kyle: "Exactly. And a laptop should only cost around at least 200-300 bucks. We won't have a problem at all."

Ben: "I'm just enjoying the night we're having. You kick so much butt, we'll have to sign Rath up for a world butt kicking tournament!"

Kyle: "Well, whatever this next match is, it should NOT be hard at all. Everyone else has been easy as all hell." We heard our door opening, and I transformed to Rath before the door fully opened.

Rath: "What?"

Man: "Rath, you and Porcupine are next in the match."

Rath: "Sweet!" I jumped out, and followed him to the ring, where Porcupine was staring me down.

Rath: "Let me tell you something, Porcupine. If you want a piece of Rath, you sure as f*** got a piece! But your eyes just bit off more than your stomach could chew!"

Porcupine: "That made no sense."

Rath: "I know! That's why I kick a**!"

Porcupine: "Enough talk. Let's do this." He charged for me, and I slapped him aside like a doll. He bounced off the ring, then started coming for me again. I clothes-lined him on the way back, then grabbed his head, and put it in a headlock. He got his way out, then did a spin dash on me, but I jumped over it, and…

Rath: "Polaris Pile-Driver!!" I pile drived him, then got him into an arm bar. He couldn't fight his way out, and the match was forced to end because I had him pinned down for the three seconds he was supposed to be down.

Referee: "And the winner is… RATH!"

Rath: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Who's the awesomest ever?! ME!!!!" The crowd cheered, and I jumped out of the ring. We went back to the room, and started eating our snacks again.

Ben: "No one can beat you! You're invincible in this competition!"

Kyle: "What can I say? Rath is doing the work." I threw another donut into my mouth, then heard a knock on the door again. I went Rath, and opened it. It was Gatorboy.

Rath: "Whaddaya want?"

Gatorboy: "You Rath?"

Rath: "None other. Why?"

Gatorboy: "Good. 'Cause I'm talking you out early!" He tackled me down to the ground, but I hurled him off of me, and Ben ducked out of the way.

Rath: "Benjamin Tennyson, get outta here! Gator-freak is mine!!" Ben ran out to the showers, and Gatorboy started to go after him, but I tackled him into the wall.

Rath: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GATORBOY! IF I WERE YOU, I'D WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT MATCH ATCUALLY STARTS UNTIL YOU CHALLENGE ME!"

Gatorboy: "Get off, Tony!" he hurled me off, then I felt something go off in me.

Rath: "NO ONE BUT GWENDOLYN TENNYSON CALLS ME TONY!!!! RRRRAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRR!!!!" I jumped out at him, and we started rumbling with each other while rolled up in a ball. There were a lot of punches to the face, and some biting from Gatorboy, and I even slashed up his face a few times, until the Referee opened the door, and broke us up.

Rath: "I wasn't even warmed up!"

Gatorboy: "And I'm not finished with him yet!"

Referee: Why don't you two settle your fight in the ring, huh? Like good wrestlers."

Rath; "That sounds good to me! Bring it!!"

Gatorboy: "You will pay in the final match of the night, Rath. Mark my words." He left, and the referee followed him, closing the door behind him.

Rath: "This guys out to get me. COOL!"

Ben: "No, Rath. Not cool. NOT COOL! He was trying to kill us!"

Rath: "That's what makes a fight more fun! YEAH! I will enjoy this!"

Later…

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen! Tonight, we bring you the two best wrestlers from the U.S. of A! Presenting… from the red corner, weighing in at nearly 250 pounds, hailing from Bellwood, the Tiger man himself, RATH HOGAN!" I got a ton of applause from the audience, and I roared along with them.

Ben: "Dude… you are seriously over-using the roar."

Rath: "Whatever."

Announcer: "And in the blue corner, hailing from almost out of nowhere, the mutant Gatorboy!" He got boo'ed, and was chomping his jaws.

Ben: "And that's just cheesy."

Rath: "I got this final match down, Benjamin Tennyson. No need to worry."

Referee: "Come out of your corners at the start of the bell." We walked towards the center, and gave each other a stare down.

Rath: "You want a piece of me, Gatorboy? You got a piece!"

Gatorboy: "I'm gonna break you like a bad egg!"

Rath: "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, GATORBOY! RATH HAS A BETTER IDEA. I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR JAW IN HALF, AND SEND BOTH HALVES BACK TO YOUR PARENTS IN THE EVERGLADES! HOW'S THAT SOUND?"

Gatorboy; "Sounds almost like 30 seconds of pure entertainment to me!"

Rath: "Prepare to get you A** handed to you on a silver platter!"

Gatorboy: "Well. If you're going to go that far with your trash talk… we'd better start now!" The bell rang, and we were immediately trying to push each other over.

Ben: "To the left! RIGHT! RIGHT!"

Rath: "I don't need your help, Benjamin Tennyson!" I punched Gatorboy off of me, and he charged back at me, with his jaw open, and bit into my arm.

Rath: "OW!" I bit him back, then threw him off of me into the ropes. He came back towards me, and I gave him a clothesline across the face, making him land on the ground. I jumped back up into the air, and slammed him with both of my feet at once, then picked him up, and started to give him a headlock.

Gatorboy; "No! I have too much riding on this to lose!" He bit my arm, the tail whipped me off of him.

Rath: "Benjamin Tennyson, any bright ideas?"

Ben: "The Groundshaker! Try that one!" I smiled, then got back on to my feet, and punched the ground, making it shake up, also making Gatorboy lose his footing. I charged back at him, and punched him in the gut, setting him up for a perfect face-planter into the ground. I then started to slam his head into it, but I got tripped by his tail, then kicked to the other corner.

Rath: "Maybe I should've been Humongousaur…"

Ben: "Now's not the time to worry about that. You can still take him!" I charged at Gatorboy again, and flipped him over onto his back, and attempted to pin him down. He threw me off, and I jumped back out at him, and kicked him in the gut again. Suddenly, I felt something grab me, and pull me in to the corner.

Gatorboy: "Porcupine!"

Porcupine: "I got him, man! Knock him out!"

Rath: "What the hell?!" I threw Porcupine into him, and roared again.

Rath: "Now you're making this interesting!"

Referee: "But, two people are in this ring against you Rath! That would be an unjust move!"

Rath: "I can even the odds!"

Referee: "How?"

Rath: "This fight can still go on!" I became Echo Echo.

Referee: "What the hell?"

Echo Echo: "Tag team formation!" I split into two of me, and we both transformed into Rath, and Humongousaur.

Gatorboy: "What?"

Humongousaur: "That green short one is mine, Rath."

Rath: "I definitely got Porcupine!"

Gatorboy: "It doesn't matter! Come on, Porcupine! We got these two!" He charged at Humongousaur, but was easily stopped by just one punch. Humongousaur then pinned down Gatorboy. I charged at Porcupine, and he rolled up to attack me again, but I hit him aside with one punch. Gatorboy bit Humongousaur's hand, and he got free, but Humongousaur immediately tail whipped him into the ring, and gave him an uppercut, sending him flying up into the air, then he landed back down, and Humongousaur slammed on top of him. Gatorboy started groaning. I had now pile-drived Porcupine, and then got him into the headlock of a lifetime!

Referee: "ONE! TWO! THEE! PIN! Rath wins!"

Rath; "I'm so awesome, I even can materialize my own tag team partner!"

Humongousaur: "Hell yeah! Now, we're done here."

Ben: "Time for that prize money!"

Promoter: "Here's your cash, boy." He handed his money to me, and we all left the building.

Humongousaur: "Tag team, HAH! We owned those two cheaters!" He flew back into my symbol, and I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "Now, to get Gwen her laptop. Let's go." We then saw Gatorboy and Porcupine talking to a dude in his car.

Gatorboy: "We'll get you your money! Somehow! I promise you!"

Guy: "Mr. Beck is disappointed in you three. You are going to lose your farm, and your mother. Both of you."

Porcupine: "No, we can, honest!"

Gatorboy: "Please?"

Guy: "Your mother WILL be sawed down. Bye." He put up his window, and he drove off.

Ben: "Huh?"

Kyle: "Hold on a second. I'll talk to them." I became Rath again.

Ben: "No, they just lost their farm because of you. I'll handle this. Just stay quiet."

Rath: "HEY! You two!"

Gatorboy: "It's you again! We already got into enough trouble because of you!"

Ben: "We just heard about your predicament."

Rath: "If you needed that money, you should've just told me, Gatorboy. I would've gladly let you beat me!"

Ben: "WHAT?! But we…"

Rath: "Getting someone their home back is more important than breaking your cousin's computer, Ben."

Porcupine: "That's it?"

Rath: "Yeah. There wasn't any other way to get the money all in one night."

Ben: "Don't pull your 'it's right that we do this instead of help ourselves' crap again!"

Rath: "Well, in this case, it's a must. You know where they're keeping your Mom?"

Gatorboy: "No."

Porcupine: "I wish I knew."

Ben: "He mentioned getting sawed. There is a lumber mill near here, right?"

Gatorboy: "Yeah. So?"

Rath: "That's where we're going."

Porcupine: "Duh, gator-brain."

Gatorboy: "HEY! You didn't figure that out until later, too!"

Porcupine: "Oh…" I started snickering.

Later… All four of us had gotten to the lumber mill, where they were keeping their Mom.

Rath: "HEY! MR. BECK! Gatorboy and Porcupine brought you the money!"

Gatorboy: "Now give us our Mom."

Porcupine: "Yeah." Mr. Beck got up from a chair he was sitting in, and walked towards us. He grabbed the check out of my hand.

Rath: "Well? You letting her go, or what?"

Mr. Beck: "Amazing how you still got the money. But, seeing as that you two lost…"

Rath: "Huh?"

Mr. Beck: "We're sawing up your Mom anyway." He turned a light on her, and she looked like a regular human.

Ben; "That's your Mom?"

Gatorboy: "We take after our Pa's side of the family."

Their Mom: "What did I tell you about making deals with strangers?"

Gatorboy and Porcupine: "Sorry, momma." Now Ben started snickering slightly.

Rath: "Let her go, or feel the awesomeness of RATH!!"

Mr. Beck: "Get 'em boys." His thugs came out at us. Gatorboy charged at them, and Porcupine rolled into the crowd of them. Ben started running like a lunatic from them, until he found a pipe. He started using that as a weapon against them. I jumped up to the log, and saw the chains.

Their Mom: "You can help me out, right?"

Rath: "Yeah. Hold on." I became Diamondhead, and cut through each of the chains, then grabbed her, and jumped out of the saw system, and set her on the ground.

Diamondhead: "Here comes the gravy train to loserville, Mr. Beck!" I became Fourarms, and charged at him, overwhelming him with my massive power. He was thrown into the pile of sawdust behind him, then I went Big Chill, and froze him down to the ground.

Mr. Beck: "Let me out of here!"

Big Chill: "You can stay here until the police arrive. Keep cool." I took off above the ground, and noticed Gatorboy bashing down an army of thugs around him until he got overwhelmed by them. Porcupine rolled up, and got the ones on him off of him. The ones he was fighting before charged at them, and I breathed my ice down at them, freezing them to the ground like Mr. Beck.

Porcupine; "What are you?"

Big Chill: "You'll see my real form soon enough. How're we doing?"

Gatorboy: "We got them on the ropes."

Ben: "HELP!" I went Swampfire, then called up plants in front of the people after him, and they shot sleeping gas at the thugs, knocking them out.

Swampfire: "And that's how I make the rules around here, boys." I reverted to human.

Kyle; "Have this check. You need it more than we do."

Ben: "Oh man…"

Kyle: "Shut up, Ben…"

Their Mom: "At least nothing else can go wrong."

Gatorboy; "You have this. You won the money. It's yours."

Kyle: "Just take it, okay?"

Porcupine: "No one's been THIS friendly to us! You're okay, kid!"

Kyle: "Hold on a sec there." I became Chromastone.

Chromastone: "Okay. Now you can." He hugged me, and hugged him back. They really did need that money more than Ben and I did. They took off, leaving Ben and I there.

Ben: "Great. Now what?" I went XLR8.

XLR8: "Let's do this." He hopped on, and we zoomed off back into the RV. Max was already making breakfast by the time Ben and I came in while I was Ghostfreak.

Ghostfreak: "If you want to know why we weren't there, I'll explain."

Ben: "No. I got this one."

Ghostfreak: "If you must."

Ben: "We were out because I broke Gwen's laptop and I put Rath in a wrestling competition, and we won the money from the bad guys, but the bad guys were the good guys, and we beat the real bad guys and Kyle gave the money to them because they needed it for some stupid farm, and I'm sorry!"

Ghostfreak: "That's the story in a nutshell. And I'm BUSHED!" I reverted to normal.

Kyle: "I'm turning in until noon today." I hopped into the couch.

Gwen: "You thought you broke my laptop?"

Ben: "Yeah…"

Gwen: "No. I just had a fingerprint scanner installed so only I could use it. Thanks for being responsible enough, though. Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves, Ben." I immediately put my head up, and turned my head slowly to Ben with the death stare aimed at him.

Ben: "Oh crap!" The camera only wet to the RV, and…

Kyle: "BENJAMIN KIRBY TENNYSON! YOU ARE SO DEAD AFTER RATH GETS THROUGH WITH YOU!!!!"

Ben: "NONONONONONONONONO!!"

The End. Ben is dead now…