I've noticed that around the fifth to seventh chapter of everything I write, the plot picks up and the story starts sucking less. Because I get ideas. Or something.

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Bebe is a seriously intimidating chick. Her shoes could probably cut you, I swear. It's ridiculous.

She and Kenny were going at it at lunch. And not in the good way. No, I mean like, she was shrieking shit at him and he was yelling back, and everyone was totally waiting for someone to hit someone else. Ha, Cartman was all, "Shit is goin' down, shit is GOIN' DOWN."

And Bebe was like, "Fine, Kenny, if you're going to be that way then fuck you!"

And he was like, "Suck my dick, bitch. Oh wait, you already did."

And then she just like, raged at him and started clawing him. It was kind of weird. Kenny, being Kenny, refused to strike back because she's a girl and it's really weak to hit a girl. I mean, come on.

Since South Park is such a dull area, everyone was pretty stoked to see a little excitement. They were egging Bebe on, chanting "fight" over and over again – like the kind of thing you see in movies. And then Bebe slammed Kenny against a defibrillator – really, really hard – and his skull cracked open. Bebe promptly flipped him off and exited before she could get blood on her shoes.

Everyone around here is pretty familiar with Kenny's consistent deaths. It's only once or twice a month, and he usually comes back some time between twelve hours and two days later. But cleaning up the mess is kind of a drag. Plus, regardless of the victim's immortality, murder is still a crime.

Well, we got the blood mopped up and Kenny's probably back by now, anyway.

You know something else about Bebe? She can talk. Like, for hours.

I would know. I was at Kyle's and she gave him a call. It took him such a long time to get rid of her.

Right, so at first he was like, "Hey, Bebe. …Oh, were you really? …Yeah, don't feel bad. … Well, that's good. Sometimes people feel really guilty after killing Kenny. …No, nobody's going to turn you in for it. …Uh-huh. Did you like him? …You didn't? … I see. … Well, it won't be too hard to get your reputation back, I wouldn't worry about it."

And it went on and on and on. I didn't hear what Bebe was saying, but it had something to do with liking Kenny's dick and not him, and not feeling bad about being so shallow. And not wanting to get arrested for cracking his skull open and technically murdering him.

But then I think she started rambling. And Kyle's too nice to just hang up on someone, especially if he considers them to be desperate or lost – and he probably assumed that all girls are heartbroken after any sort of break up. Even Bebe. Kyle doesn't know much about girls.

"Did you really? I thought the mall was closed on Sundays. … It isn't? Oh, I see. … Wow, a two for one sale on purses. … How many? … Wow, that must have been expensive. …Really? … Oh, cool."

I think another reason he stayed on the line so long was because, being a Jew, Kyle might have been interested on how much money Bebe had saved. You know, just hypothetically.

Well, eventually Kyle did hang up. And then he was like, "Dude, shit. Bebe can talk for hours."

"Girls are so annoying," I stated. Really, they are. But Kyle just kind of shrugged.

Bebe must be getting to him.

UGHH, SORRY FOR THE SLOW UPDATE. AND THE SUCK.

I promisepromisepromise that this isn't a spiced up DP with Bebe instead of Wendy and some added Bunny. Really. It isn't.

THERE WILL BE DRAMA. Sorry for earlier disappointment. I know the first few parts sucked but I can't ever be bothered to rewrite anything.

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