My inconsistency is really becoming a problem.

Back to Stan POV.

I fucking hate Eric fucking Theodore fucking Cartman. Fuck.

Yeah, yeah. I know. It's nothing new. He's a total dick – whatever, usually it's easy to ignore. But I have got such a good reason to be pissed off at him. Okay, yeah, I don't have any solid proof. But I'm pretty sure all of this shit I'm dealing with has something to do with him.

Because everything always does.

Have you guessed already? Right, you probably have. Kyle and I are having problems. And sure, okay, lots of relationships have problems; because that's just life and nothing is all sunshine and rainbows (even when you're a homo). But like, most of this shit is totally unnecessary.

I haven't seen Kyle all week. Whenever I'd ask him to hang out, he'd be like, "sorry, I've got a ton of homework". Every. Fucking. Night. And I know he doesn't, because we're in the same classes (minus, like, Math – and I'm sure he doesn't have five hours of Math homework every night). We used to spend time together every day at lunch and at school, but he's been too busy feigning schoolwork.

And I'm not buying it.

He ate lunch in the library yesterday. With Bebe fucking Stevens!

He said he was tutoring her, but Bebe isn't stupid. She doesn't need a tutor. She's manipulating him, I'm almost positive.

But like. Whatever. I'm not going to be the paranoid clingy overbearing boyfriend. I get that Kyle needs his space. Even though I know he totally doesn't.

He has all the space in the world because, according to his mom and mine, Kyle is single again.

She called our house after dinner and told my mom that Kyle isn't allowed to see me anymore. Not like, he can't speak to me or whatever, but we aren't allowed to date. What the fuck?

I know this isn't Kyle's doing, because I don't think he would have told his mom about something I did, or whatever. Like, she would have no reason to hate all over our relationship because we don't really have anything to hide. Someone's probably spreading rumors, and Bebe's too shitty an actor to pull anything like that off.

She's totally in cahoots with Cartman.

I'm not being paranoid! She's best friends with Wendy, who is dating Cartman. They're obviously going to be at least acquaintances, if only by association. That's just how it goes, you know? And I'm almost certain that she hates the thing Kyle and I have going on. How do I know this? She fucking glares at us every ten seconds when we're together. She's totally cool to me when Kyle's not around, and vice versa (I'm assuming).

Cartman hates us equally as much, for reasons I've probably explained earlier. I don't loathe him like Kyle does, even if I might have a reason to.

Because if there's anything he likes more than seeing Kyle upset, it's pissing Kyle's mom off.

Fucking damn it.

This seemed really rushed. Sorry about that. I've got to go to a party down the street in a few minutes and having such a gap in between updates makes me anxious, lucky for you.

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