Horohoro Girl

AN: Own nothing once again. Enjoy!

Luffy

"Of course I'll join!" Perona exclaimed, accidentally releasing several negative ghosts. The next half hour was spent trying to cheer up the Strawhat captain.

Zoro

Luffy was grinning as he described the newest Strawhat member to his first mate.

The description of pink hair caused Zoro's eyebrow to twitch.

The fact that this woman had a crown caused recognition to light up in Zoro's mind.

But his jaw still dropped when he heard that familiar laugh and Perona's voice.

"We meet again tough softy cutie pie Mr. Swordsman!"

He needed a lot of rum and he needed it very fast after that introduction.

Usopp

Usopp sighed as he took in the sight before him.

Luffy was curled up in a corner, mumbling about being reincarnated as a flea so he wouldn't disrupt the world with his existence for very long. Zoro was reciting truly dreadful poetry. Nami was bawling about how much of a bitch she was and that she should just drown in the ocean. Sanji had dyed his hair black and was listening to some band with crazy hairstyles while going on about how he wished he could die right then and there. Chopper was crying as well, saying that his fur was the ugliest color in the world and that he wished he was dead. Franky was acting dead serious about how insignificant his life was. Brook proclaimed that he was going to die for a third time and that would be it for him. Robin was looking at a glass of water and proclaimed it empty, the usually stoic woman crying as she wished she could be as useful as the rest of the crew.

All of this Usopp took in before glaring at the one responsible.

Perona gave a squeak of terror and quickly called back her ghosts.

But when Usopp had his back turned the ghost girl hugged him tightly from behind, sending the both of them to the floor.

"You're so cool Usopp!"

Nami

"Horohorohoro!" Perona laughed, before noticing that the navigator wasn't laughing with her. "You're serious?"

Nami nodded.

"Yep, I want you to give me a full power blast from your ghosts."

"But why?"

"Because we're stuck on this island for the next week and I've exhausted everything else to do for fun."

"Okay...NEGATIVE HOLLOW!"

A truly enormous ghost flew from Perona's outstretched palm, floating through Nami like early morning fog.

Nami drooped her head and Perona gently touched her shoulder after she didn't move for awhile.

"Don't touch me! You might get infected by my failure!"

And with that the depressed woman left, Perona raising an eyebrow and shrugging her shoulders.

The navigator had asked for it after all.

Sanji was just walking onto the deck when he was rammed into and a pair of arms wrapped around his neck, squeezing tightly.

"SANJI-DONO!"

At that familiar voice Sanji's eyes morphed into hearts.

"Yes Nami-swan?"

"I'm not a swan I'm an ugly duckling..." Nami murmured into Sanji's chest.

"No, you're beautiful!" Nami looked up at him, tears dripping from her eyes.

"Really?"

Sanji nodded but that only caused Nami to bawl once again.

"That's nice of you to say but I am really ugly."

Breaking apart from the cook, Nami then ran away to cry somewhere else.

Maybe he shouldn't have left the rum out for so long last night, the cook thought to himself before chasing after her.

Sanji

"Perona-chan!" Sanji cried out, waltzing into the room and doing various pirouettes before handing a drink to the pink-haired Horohoro woman.

"Mmmm, thank you Sanji!"

"You're welcome!"

Perona then kissed the cook on the cheek and Sanji fainted, hearts with wings fluttering around his head.

Perona really did love Sanji's drinks.

Chopper

Chopper was in his office, going over various charts with a tiny pair of glasses perched on his blue nose, when Perona's head slipped through his right hoof.

Screeching, Chopper fell off his chair and onto the floor, his papers now scattered everywhere.

"Oh I'm sorry little Mister Reindeer!"

"I told you my name's Chopper!" Chopper howled back.

But Perona only giggled and waved a hand through his head.

"Don't be silly cute little adorable Mister Reindeer." Perona would have added more titles to her nickname for Chopper but she suddenly felt the connection between her spirit and her body growing stronger. "Got to go, play with you later fuzzy wuzzy cute little amazing adorable Mister Reindeer!"

And then she was gone.

Chopper sighed and picked up one of the charts, noticing it was his. Taking up a pen, he wrote a stronger dosage of stress relievers.

With Perona on the crew he needed all the help he could get.

Robin

Perona's eyes were nearly popping out of her skull.

Never before had she heard such a terrible tale of woe and misery set in such a dark and dismal castle.

Robin gave a small smile as she took in Perona's expression, confident she was scared. However Robin's own eyes widened as the ghost woman kissed her full on the lips.

Once they had broken apart, Perona blushed a little and hugged the archaeologist.

"Marry me Miss beautiful gruesome and oh so terrifying teller of scary stories cutey Robin bird!"

Each new Strawhat grew curiouser and curiouser, Robin thought to herself before giving Perona a small kiss on the cheek and moving past Perona's now passed out form, ignoring the drool and tiny hearts fluttering all around the ghost woman's body.

Franky

Perona couldn't help the squeal that escaped her mouth at the sight before her.

Row after row of toy dolls, stuffed animals, and playthings of various shapes passed before her eyes.

She then turned and hugged the cyborg craftsmen of all these delights tightly before declaring him her super amazing best friend for life.

Brook

The moment Brook met Perona the two quickly became friends.

Or they would have if Perona hadn't passed out at the sight of a talking skeleton and Brook hadn't done the same at the sight of a ghost woman.

Negative Fun

Perona thanked Sanji for the drink he had just given her, the ghost woman clinking her glass with the rest of her nakama's before pressing her drink towards Robin.

"Here you go Robin bird honey!"

But Robin merely shook her head, causing Perona to pout in defeat. However she felt a disembodied arm wrap around her side a moment later, moving her towards Usopp as he started a new story, the rest gathered around him.

Grinning widely, Perona snuggled up to Robin as the former Baroque Works member sat beside her.

She never wanted to leave this crew, not for all the dark and dreary castles or stuffed animals in the world.