Ehren walked into his base that he'd set up a few moments ago. He'd gotten modern Irken technology from a few contacts he had, so he'd been able to disguise himself as a normal 'Goth' human.
"Ehren, what are we going to do?" Nora asked. "The Distress Signal was shut off as soon as we wrecked."
"We're going to fix the ship and leave." Ehren said. "It was probably a trap anyway. I'll start going to 'Hih Skool' tomorrow."
Dib watched Gaz throw several dark-green stained bandages.
"What happened?" Dib asked.
"Nothing." Gaz said, washing her hands.
Ehren walked into Hih Skool, looking around as he walked to his first class. He'd gotten everything sorted out last night on the internet, along with finding out about human customs. Ehren was in the first classroom when a short kid with green skin and black hair walked in, looking around nervously.
'Wait,' Ehren thought. 'Green skin? That has to be-'
A tall, big-headed kid pushed Zim, and Zim shouted "DO NOT TOUCH ZIM, FILTHY EARTH WORM!"
'That was definitely Zim.' Ehren thought.
"Quiet!" An old lady said, slithering into the room. "We have a new student. His name is Aaron."
"It's Ehren, actually." Ehren said.
"Shut up. I'm Ms. Bitters, and I've been teaching most of the class since they were in normal Skool." Ms. Bitters said.
"The bat just won't die." A girl with purple hair said, and her chair quickly fell into the floor. When her seat came back up, there was nothing on it.
"I've always hated Zita." Ms. Bitters said as Ehren began to shake.
Ehren poked the 'food' on his plate as he walked, completely sure (by what little he knew about human food) that this was poison. He saw Zim, looking around as he sat alone.
"Hey. Zim, right?" I asked.
"How does this human worm know of ZIM!?" Zim shouted.
"Uh, they said your name during the roll call." Ehren said.
"What has this 'roll call' said about Zim?" Zim asked.
"Nothing, really. But your green skin and no ears tells volumes about you." Ehren said. "You're Irken, just like me. And I need help."
"Irken? You are Irken?" Zim asked.
"Yeah." Ehren said, having no idea whatsoever that Zim thought there was only two Irkens on Earth: the assassin and himself.
"Thank you, assassin. I know who you ARE!" Zim shouted as he hit Ehren in the face, causing him to stumble backwards, Irken blood gushing.
"What the-" Ehren said right before Zim tried to roundhouse-kick him. Ehren ducked, then shot up, headbutting Zim.
"Stop fighting!" A girl said, running between Zim and Ehren, but was hit by Zim in the process of trying to ease the two fighting Irkens.
"You cad!" Ehren shouted, kicking Zim in the teeth.
"What's a cad?" One of the students watching asked.
"Regency-era swear word, meaning a man who doesn't treat women properly*." Ehren said, taking a punch to the gut.
[A/N *Almost directly from Urban Dictionary.]
Ms. Bitters slithered into the lunchroom, and looked at the three students that were bleeding. Ehren took off running, while Zim ran after him.
"You okay, sweetie?" Ms. Bitters asked, surprising everyone in the lunchroom.
"Yeah mom." Clarissa Bitters said, standing up.
A/N That, readers, is a twist/reference (Clarissa= Song by Mindless Self Indulgence.)