WTF! No one has even tried guessing. That's not fair. Moo all of you. Humph.

` Chapter 6

A week later, I felt much better. Samus had been in my room for a long time during that little area of time where it was be bored or have a friend. I learned many interesting things about her. She was a bounty hunter from Metroid Prime. She had full suit mode and zero suit mode. I personally liked full suit, but she said it wasn't the best thing to wear around campus.

I got up from bed and walked over to the window. I saw hundreds of small snow flakes hitting the white ground gently. I thought about how I was going to get to go… CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!!! OF course, the part about shopping wasn't so appealing. Want really attracted me was that I got to go to a mortal mall and still wear the same clothes, unlike everyone else. Suddenly, Pit walked through the door.

"Time to go!" He said happily before flying back out. I sighed, grabbed a black wind breaker, and followed him out. I looked around at the empty hall way. Suddenly, Peach appeared next to me.

"So, are you feeling better?" She asked, but I could tell she didn't actually mean it. I narrowed my eyes at her, then ran to the cars.

"Wait up!" She called, trying to reach me in her dress. I just stuck my tongue out at her, then jumped into a car with Samus, Marth, Zelda, and Link. When I saw nobody was driving, child instinct took over.

"Can I drive?" I asked, then shut my mouth. Everyone grinned, but nobody said no, either. I jumped into the drivers seat, then grinned mischievously.

"This is going to be a VERY short ride." I told everyone, then stepped on the wheel. VROOM! The car immediately got up with the group and we passed through the portal. We were immediately on the streets of New York, and I realized that I wasn't supposed to be driving. I was supposedly too young. I sighed, then told Samus she had to drive.

"But I haven't ever driven a car before!" She said. Crud. I turned to everyone else, but to no avail. Finally, I turned to Zelda again.

"Can you make me look like an adult please?" I asked her as I carefully watched the rode and tried to drive fast enough for no one to see how young I as.

"Okay, hold on a second…" She said, then said some magic words, and I was an adult. An adult Sheikah.

"HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO WALK AROUND IN THIS!" I yelled at her, then covered my mouth at the expression.

"Ha, now you have a LOT of mood swings. But you can walk around if I change your clothes. What would you like?" She asked while leaning her head against Link's shoulder..

"Hmmm… how about a black tee shirt with a dragon made of fire on it, along with blue jeans?" I asked her as I zoomed into the parking lot.

"Okay, and a license to go with that." She said smiling before performing some more magic words and vwala. I was an regular adult with clothes veering towards child like features.

"Thanks!" I said to her before we parked in a mall spot. We walked out and headed into the mall. I changed back into child mode, then took off running. I had my shopping list planned out, except I had already taken away Peach, Ganondorf, and Donkey Kong.

Zelda/Sheik= A Steel Saxe Knife

Link= extra spike for his shield

Meta knight=Long Sword

Mario= Boxing Gloves

Luigi= A permanent pair of bunny ears

Pit= Vulcan(For nerf wars)

Pikachu=floating device

Falco= An awesome looking pair of knives

Captain Falcon= Miniature racecars

Lucario= Steel armor

Lucas and Ness= a Huge Yo Yo for each

Rob= Extra robot eyes

Mr. Game and Watch= A quick burger bomb shooter

Snake= a Kantana

(I noticed by now that all my presents were weapons.)

Toon Link=Fire arrows

Sonic=two knives

Marth= A REALLY small sling

Jiggly Puff= A sparkling microphone

Wolf= A pot.

Bowser= flamethrower

Olimar= A plant

Wario= turbo booster for his motor cycle

Yoshi=horns

Pokemon Trainer= Pokemon 2000

Diddy Kong= a second gun

Ice Climbers=Big hammers

King Dedede= Axe

Ike= Small Bow

Samus=Bladed heels

I finally managed to buy all of this, but it defiantly took time. I just barely made it back to the cars. Unfortunately, the only car left with space was with Peach, Ganondorf, and Donkey Kong. Samus saw me grimace, looked into the car, and followed me in. Peach grimaced at that. I had already asked Zelda to change me to an adult again, which she had happily done, and off we went.

"So," I said to Samus as I ignored the smashers in the back "did you finish your Christmas shopping?"

" I wish. I couldn't find everything at any of the stores." She said, grimacing. I laughed.

"I found every thing just fine. That was pretty much because I only had to go to about three stores." I said to her. She just looked at me, and I proceeded to watch the road till we got back. When we got to the Brawl Stadium, Master Hand said it was time for another Brawl.

"Samus, Link, Zelda, and James, please report to my office." He said on the intercom. I looked around at Zelda, Link and Samus. All much taller then me. I sighed, then ran to the office. I still had all the clothes that Zelda had given me, so I decided to keep that on. When I reached Master Hands office, I saw that everyone was already there. I gaped, then walked in.

"As you all know, this match is a free for all. Don't show mercy." Master Hand said. Then he ushered us into the portal rooms. He hadn't told us where we were fighting. I guessed it was a random match.

"No mercy?" I said to Samus, grinning.

"No mercy." She agreed. We walked into the teleporters, and appeared at the temple.

"Perfect!" I said, smiling. I looked around at everyone. Zelda was next to me, then Link and then Samus. I grinned happily, waited till the start signal, then formed wings and flew to the top to get a good view of the battle. Suddenly, Sheik appeared in front of me.

"Crap!" was all I could yell before engaging in hand to hand combat with Sheik(Zelda). Soon, we were both at 300% damage. I kicked Sheik in the stomach and she flew into Link, who flew off the stage. Samus finished Zelda off, leaving them at two lives. I flew in a dive bomb formation, with my wings folded together like a bat's wings when it sleeps and I crashed into Samus at a hundred miles per hour. I gained more damage then she did, but she crashed into Zelda just as Zelda's invincibility wore off, sending her flying. Only Link and Zelda left. Link turned to me and shot me with his bow, sending me flying off into space. Now Samus was in the lead. Link and I double teamed on her, and she soon had only one life. Link tried to slash at me, but I burned him with fire breath just in time for him to stop trying to attack me and to try to put out the fire. Samus blasted him with an energy bolt and off he went. Samus turned to me and tried the same thing except I was ready, and I flew up just in time for the bolt to barely dodge me and hit a pillar, which came tumbling down. I was hit in the leg, and I fell down and gained A LOT of damage. Luckily, Samus was hit directly on and we ended up with 999% each. I was still laying on the ground when she walked over to me. Everyone was cheering for her when she walked over.

"Sorry James, but I have to keep my reputation." She said as she raised her blaster to my face. There was only one thing I could do and I had to act fast. I did my best to put on my most innocent face, and she faltered. That was all the time it took for me to kick her legs out from under her, then bite her face. She immediately disappeared. I felt the beginning of transport and I kneeled so as to make it quicker.

I ended up in the transport room with Samus sitting with her head between her knees.

"Nausea." She said quietly. I gave her a questioning look, then sat down next to her.

"You did well." I said to her as I looked around. The room was black, with a few blue streaks here and there. There was almost no light, with the tiny bit of it coming from the open door.

"Actually, I showed mercy, which means that I didn't do well." She said to me, breaking my concentration. I looked at her, then looked to the open door.

"Maybe you might want to go to the medical wing. Has this ever happened before?" I asked her.

"No." She answered weakly.

" Defiantly go to the hospital wing." I said firmly. At first she didn't do anything, but then started walking towards the hospital wing. When she staggered, I helped her up, and we slowly walked to the hospital wing.

"Now what could be wrong with her?" I asked myself as I half dragged her along.