THESE ARE BLOOPERS FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE DO NOT READ!
SEANE 1 TAKE 3! AAAND ACTION
Sakura had known the saying not to trust a stranger but there was someone bleeding to death on the street with no one in sight to help him and everyone knew (Which wasn't much) said she had a soft heart so much so even for her own good…
"Sir!" She cried out running towards the bleeding man on the street, her "Doctor Senses" kicking into full throttle at the site. Sakura was by his side in less than 30 seconds. First, was the pulse to make sure he was still alive…
There was no pulse…
Sakura stiffened a little and sighed sadly. "I was too late…" Sakura was close to tears. She knew that every doctor had to deal with losing, sometimes before they even start; she had to deal with it before she even became a doctor. She was still a med student that was top of her class at such a young age. They told her if she kept it up she would be able to become a full fledged doctor by the end of next year… after she turns 17… That's right she was studying in college to become a doctor and she was only 16 right now… people around her called her a prodigy, but it was because she spent all her time studying and no time hanging out or goofing around.
Sakura was done thinking it was time to call the police. Sakura was about to reach for her phone when she heard several garbage cans get tipped over in the ally close by. She saw several shadowy figures there to before they disappeared in the darkness of the ally-way. But what really scared the poor girl was the grunting groaning she heard. It sounded like it was coming from the (dead) man lying before her, but 1 she was too scared to tell and 2 dead men can't groan… can they? Sakura had her phone out in 2 seconds flat. It was a technique that Ino had taught her and it came in handy. She was about to press the second '1' and 'SEND' when an arm shot up out of now where and grabbed her hand to stop her from dialing. She looked at the arm in horror… or more of the line of who the arm was attached to…
The supposed dead man was anything but dead… Okay he still did look like he was dead still but at least he was breathing! He was looking at her weary eyed and his arm was still gripping her small fragile hand.
"Miss… *Pant*… I think *Pant* I need a band aid…"
Joker: HEY! No messing up the dialog!
Itachi: Why? Where not allowed to in the regular show!
Joker: And you're not allowed to here either…
Sakura: Can we plllleeeasssseee get on with this! Itachi's grip is crushing my arm!
Itachi: I'm bleeding…
Sakura: It's not your real blood!
Joker: ALRIGHT! Married couple on set…
Sakura: Aaaah-no…
Itachi: Not even close.
Joker: Alright we all ready now? Alright take it from the top…
Sakura: *grunts* nice going Itachi…
Itachi: *Sighs* …
Joker: SEANE 1 TAKE 4! AAAANNND AAAACTION!
SEANE 3 TAKE 1! ACTION
When they entered the building Sakura had to take the (crappie) elevator that always made her nervous to the top floor, she couldn't take the steps for obvious reasons. The elevator creaked and whined every floor it passed then it stopped and shut down…
"We don't have time for this!"
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Sakura: Hey! Aren't you supposed to be using your vampire voodoo powers to fix this damn thing? That's the only reason I really brought you here! God!
Itachi: I do believe this elevator is really broken…
Sakura: Really! No shit Sherlock!
Joker: Um yeah… cut…
SEANE 5 TAKE 2!
"So do you have a name or do I just get to call you 'Stranger'?" She asked with obvious sarcasm in her voice.
'Aaah so this girl has a since of humor… But she still smells scared… what sort of technique is this? Self calming? I'll never understand humans…' He thought to himself again. He didn't answer her question he just stayed quiet.
"Okay Stranger, got any family? You know Mom, Dad, Grandparents, Brothers, sisters?" there was still no answer so she had to try a different branch. "Oookay… How about Kids? A wife? D'oooor aaaa husband yaaa'know. I'm not one to judge…" This actually broke the silence and made the man laugh. It was loud roar that if it was possible could shake the entire apartment; Sakura could even feel the vibration on her hand that was still stitching his wounded chest. It was different from the silence and it helped her make sure he was staying awake so she decided to go on. "I'm not joking Stranger it's a serious question! Apparently it's a pressing issue in the world right now!" She said finishing another humongous scratch on his chest and now it was time for his back. She signaled him that she was doing his back next. "So which one are you? I mean you seam straight but I've been wrong before…" The man laughed again. It was actually a really nice laugh. She liked it.
'This girl really is a funny one… to bad she has to die soon… I think I would have liked her otherwise…' The man grimed on in his head. It felt like the girl had just finished up… He knew it would come sooner or later, so decided to be kind. Finishing his fit he looked at the girl that was now sitting in front of him. "Sakura… I am your father…"
Sakura: Oh God…
Joker: Well at least it was something classic this time… Cut!
SEANE 5 TAKE 6!
"So do you have a name or do I just get to call you 'Stranger'?" She asked with obvious sarcasm in her voice.
'Aaah so this girl has a since of humor… But she still smells scared… what sort of technique is this? Self calming? I'll never understand humans…' He thought to himself again. He didn't answer her question he just stayed quiet.
"Okay Stranger, got any family? You know Mom, Dad, Grandparents, Brothers, sisters?" there was still no answer so she had to try a different branch. "Oookay… How about Kids? A wife? D'oooor aaaa husband yaaa'know. I'm not one to judge…" This actually broke the silence and made the man laugh. It was loud roar that if it was possible could shake the entire apartment; Sakura could even feel the vibration on her hand that was still stitching his wounded chest. It was different from the silence and it helped her make sure he was staying awake so she decided to go on. "I'm not joking Stranger it's a serious question! Apparently it's a pressing issue in the world right now!" She said finishing another humongous scratch on his chest and now it was time for his back. She signaled him that she was doing his back next. "So which one are you? I mean you seam straight but I've been wrong before…" The man laughed again. It was actually a really nice laugh. She liked it.
'This girl really is a funny one… to bad she has to die soon… I think I would have liked her otherwise…' The man grimed on in his head. It felt like the girl had just finished up… He knew it would come sooner or later, so decided to be kind. Finishing his fit he looked at the girl that was now sitting in front of him. "Sakura My name is Itachi and I want you right now… So let's save the time of a whole pointless series and head to the bedroom…"
Sakura: …
Joker: …
Sakura: *Goes to punch*
Jokes: *throws directors chair*
Sakura: Knock it off! I wanna Go home!
Joker: Pointless?
SEANE 5 TAKE 10!
"So do you have a name or do I just get to call you 'Stranger'?" She asked with obvious sarcasm in her voice.
'Aaah so this girl has a since of humor… But she still smells scared… what sort of technique is this? Self calming? I'll never understand humans…' He thought to himself again. He didn't answer her question he just stayed quiet.
"Okay Stranger… Do you know my line sense you fucked up so many times?"
Joker: HA hahahahahah c-c-cut-t-t-t-t! cut!
SEANE 5 TAKE 11!
"So do you have a name or do I just get to call you 'Stranger'?" She asked with obvious sarcasm in her voice.
'Aaah so this girl has a since of humor… But she still smells scared… what sort of technique is this? Self calming? I'll never understand humans…' He thought to himself again. He didn't answer her question he just stayed quiet.
"Okay Stranger, got any family? You know Mom, Dad, Grandparents, Brothers, sisters?" there was still no answer so she had to try a different branch. "Oookay… How about Kids? A wife? D'oooor aaaa husband yaaa'know. I'm not one to judge…" This actually broke the silence and made the man laugh. It was loud roar that if it was possible could shake the entire apartment; Sakura could even feel the vibration on her hand that was still stitching his wounded chest. It was different from the silence and it helped her make sure he was staying awake so she decided to go on. "I'm not joking Stranger it's a serious question! Apparently it's a pressing issue in the world right now!" She said finishing another humongous scratch on his chest and now it was time for his back. She signaled him that she was doing his back next. "So which one are you? I mean you seam straight but I've been wrong before…" The man laughed again. It was actually a really nice laugh. She liked it.
'This girl really is a funny one… to bad she has to die soon… I think I would have liked her otherwise…' The man grimed on in his head. It felt like the girl had just finished up… He knew it would come sooner or later, so decided to be kind. Finishing his fit he looked at the girl that was now sitting in front of him. "My name is Itachi. And I don't remember the rest of my line."
Joker: Oh dear lord hahaha! C-c-c-ut-t-t-t!
SEAN 5 PART 2 TAKE 4!
"Well that's good to know." Sakura said smiling. Now that he was all cleaned up and patched up she received a better look of him. He had the same build as a swimmer, lean but still somewhat muscular. He had high cheek bones and a straight nose, his eyes where a brilliant mix between coal and cool grey, and he had long raven black hair. Sakura had to keep her-self from staring at him. He was indeed handsome but way out of her ball park. "Say Itachi…" Sakura looked up to see that Itachi was still staring at her. "Um… What… did this to you?" she asked almost stuttering.
'Well I did tell myself that I was going to be honest until her death…' Itachi tilted his head and his smile disappeared. "A Were-Panther…" He said smoothly. Sakura was still for a moment blinking at him.
"Coockoo"
Joker: Cut! HAHAHAHAHA!
Joker: Alright that's a wrap people!
Okay I'm sorry I know you where expecting the next chapter but It is almost done right now. So for your patients I decided to release what was in my head... which where bloopers... These lines where stuck in my head so I decided to to a gag-real. I'm the one that wrote them Knight just shook her head and said "Oh dear god..."