The teenagers (and Benett and Luur) ventured cheerily out of the room and into the bloody hallway, which was apparently void of Zombies.

"I don't get it, where're the zombies?" Benett muttered to himself.

"I don't know Benett, perhaps they were scared off by me, Luur of the Xenons?" Luur suggested.

Benett sighed. "I highly doubt that Luur"

"Why?" Luur asked.

Incapable of thinking up an answer that would placate the alien, Benett simply shrugged.

"Oh Benett were you asking about the living impaired earlier?" Micro-Ice asked.

"Yes about a second ago" Benett confirmed.

"Right well they're just through that door" Micro-Ice explain gesturing at the large wooden door that led to the stairs, zombies were visible through the little windows.

"Shit" Benett cursed.

"You swore!" Sinedd gasped.

"God Sinedd you're such a baby" D'jok laughed. "Getting shocked by swear words"

"I am not!" Sinedd shouted loudly.

"Sinedd! Keep it down!" Benett hissed.

"Yeah Sinedd shut the fuck up!" D'jok laughed.

"Don't swear!" Sinedd wailed before pushing D'jok through the door, Benett shrieked in horror as they watched the zombies turn to look at them.

"Sinedd you fool!" Rocket sighed.

Everybody watched as D'jok began running in deliberate slow motion towards the door.

"D'jok what the hell are you doing! Get out of there!" Benett yelled before running off.

Everybody else ran off after him, including D'jok who was now in a race with Sinedd, Rocket and Micro-Ice.

"We're never gonna get out of here are we Benett?" Luur asked jovially. "Eh? Eh?"

"Shut up!" Benett hissed, risking a glance over his shoulder, they had lost the zombies, he yanked open a door and jumped in, everybody followed him in...It turned out to be a closet.

"Hey Mei fancy seven minutes in heaven?" Luur sniggered, Mei looked at D'jok questionably but he shook his head.

"You are only allowed to have seven minutes in heaven with Benett... but he's gay so that's not gonna happen," D'jok said.

"Oy!" Benett scowled.

"Are you a homosexual Benjy?" Micro-Ice asked pleasantly.

"No I am certainly not," Benett replied quite annoyed about the insinuations against his sexual orientation.

"Think he's in gay denial," Rocket said "I used to be but that was soon beaten out of me,"

"I'M NOT BLOODY GAY!" Benett roared angrily.

"I just want to say that I'm firmly against your beliefs," Luur said.

"Don't like the gays eh Luur?" Micro-Ice asked with a smile.

"Hum?" Luur said turning to him "Oh no, those bloody Antidaeophobia sufferers!"

"I don't even know what that is," Benett grumbled.

"Much worse," Luur growled and turned his back.

"Yes well, I think you need to come out of the gay closet Benett," D'jok said happily and pushed him out of the closet.

Benett fell to his knees.

"He's done it guys; Benjy has admitted he's a gay!" Micro-Ice chortled.

"No I didn't! You pushed me!" He complained.

"Didn't," Micro-Ice said crossing his arms.

"No him!" Benett groaned pointing at D'jok.

D'jok shrugged "Well you needed to help to admit it," He smiled pleasantly at Benett "I'll set you up on a nice date with Warren, you'll like that,"

"He has very firm hands," Sinedd said.

Benett looked at him oddly for a while then stood up, tutting at the blood on his knees; he glanced around then nodded to the people in the cupboard.

"Right you can come out" He said.

"Benett I have a girlfriend" D'jok sighed.

"Me too!" Micro-Ice agreed defiantly.

Rocket dropped Sinedd's hand. "Me too!" He joined in.

"...I agree" Luur smiled.

Mei stepped out of the cupboard. "Where to?"

"I don't know" Benett sighed in exasperation. "We could have had a chance of sneaking past those blasted zombies..."

"Living impaired" D'jok said quickly.

"...but then Sinedd pushed D'jok into the door" Benett finished after glowering at the footballer.

"Yeah but if we're honest D'jok started it" Sinedd declared.

"You're completely biased though in reality" Micro-Ice argued turning to him.

"I'm not, I'm an impartial viewer!" Sinedd hissed.

"Sinedd no you're not" Benett sighed.

"He is" Luur argued.

Benett sighed.

"Where to?" Mei repeated.

"Mei, I don't know" Benett groaned.

"No idea?" Mei checked.

"No, no idea" Benett sighed.

"Can I be in charge now then?" Mei said smiling.

Benett froze. "I don't know if that's..."

"Mei you're stupid you can't lead!" D'jok laughed.

"Oh yeah!" Mei smiled before cackling madly.

"Shut up!" Benett hissed.

"Right... well that's downright rude," Micro-Ice said with his hands on his hips.

"Okay, I've decided." Benett said.

"Are you going to apologise?" Micro-Ice scolded.

"No, but I've spotted a way out of here," Benett said pointing at a large vent on a wall.

"Right well, we're not going with you until you apologise for your rudeness," Micro-Ice said.

Benett sighed and looked at Mei who blinked dumbly "Sorry,"

Mei blinked dumbly.

Benett ran over to the vent and ripped off the cover "We can crawl through here and get to a clearing,"

"Ooo I don't know," Sinedd gasped.

"Why?" Benett asked irritated.

"Well it's a vent," Sinedd shrugged.

"Point?"

"Xenomorph," Sinedd said.

"A... a what?"

"Xenomorph... it is a creature from the depths of space it features in many films mostly called Alien," Luur smiled.

Benett looked at Sinedd with an exasperated look "So you are scared of a fictional monster?"

Sinedd shook his head vigorously "No! Not scared... just... wary,"

"Get in the mother-fucking vent,"

They all climbed into the vent with Benett taking the rear.

"Laugh out loud guys, Benett is taking the rear!" D'jok laughed out loud.

"Shut up and keep crawling," Benett growled.

They had been travelling for a few minutes when a bone shattering screech rattled through the vents.

"What the hell was that? It basically shattered my bones!" Micro-Ice yelped.

Benett looked around the best he could in the dark vents but he couldn't make anything out.

"Where did that come from?" Mei asked scared.

"I don't know," Benett sighed "There are many different vents around here. It could be very close or far away,"

"Probably a Xenomorph," Sinedd said simply.

"Not helping!" Benett whispered angrily to Sinedd who was right in front of him.

Sinedd shrugged in the darkness "Just saying... GUYS GET READY TO BE HARVESTED!"

Everyone screamed.

Benett punched him in the bum.

"Ow! You punched me in the butt cheek!" Sinedd complained.

"Just be quiet and keep crawling. And give my hat back, you've made my job harder and you don't deserve it anymore," Benett scolded.

"Oh I lost that," Sinedd said "You'll never get that back I'm afraid,"

"What?" Benett said shocked "That cost a lot of money,"

"Sorry Benjy boy," Sinedd shrugged "'Dems da breaks' as they say,"

"You're buying me another one after this" Benett warned.

"Sure...if we survive the Xenomorph" Sinedd agreed.

"Xenomorph sounds suspiciously like Xenon" D'jok whispered, everybody turned to look at Luur, he felt their eyes upon him and snarled.

"This is starting to feel like racism" He hissed. "I warn you I shall complain!"

"To who?" Rocket laughed. "They're all dead"

Benett stared at him in disbelief unable to believe that the midfielder had just laughed at the fact loads of people were dead.

"To your mother" Luur hissed.

"Hey shut up about my mum!" Rocket growled back.

"To be fair to him Rocket, Luur would probably treat Keira better than Norata every could" Micro-Ice said fairly.

"Shut up! My mum and dad worked out their differences in season 1!" Rocket roared.

"Guys keep it down!" Benett whispered.

Suddenly Mei shrieked.

"What! What is it!" Sinedd demanded.

"Something just touched my leg!" Mei squealed.

D'jok glowered at Micro-Ice and poked him.

"Hey! It wasn't me this time!" Micro-Ice protested before poking D'jok back.

"If you didn't touch her leg, who did?" D'jok growled. "And don't poke me!" he added before poking the smaller boy.

"It wasn't me!" Micro-Ice shouted and suddenly he and D'jok were engaged in a poking war.

Mei shrieked again. "Something's grabbed my foot!" She gasped.

"Get off my girlfriend Mini-Ice!" D'jok bellowed even though Micro-Ice was using both hands to poke his best friend.

"I've only got two hands D'jok, it wasn't bloody me!" He hissed back.

Suddenly Mei was yanked to the side, Benett gasped in horror when he realised Mei had been near a tunnel leading off to the left.

"Help!" She wailed.

Benett grabbed her hands and pulled as hard as he could.

"I feel hot breath on my foot, I feel a moist tongue, I feel sharp teeth!" Mei narrated hysterically.

"Help me!" Benett commanded Sinedd who rushed to grab Mei's wrists.

"Why did you ask Sinedd and not me? I'm the strongest guy here" Luur asked moodily.

"No I am!" Rocket snarled.

"Prove it!" Luur challenged, Rocket responded by punching Luur in his lizard chin and soon they were in a full scale fist fight in the cramped vent.

"Idiots!" Benett screamed as Mei began narrating the crunching her bones made within the zombies mouth.

"It hurts!" She sobbed.

"I bet it does!" Sinedd agreed.

"Urgh!" Benett leaned over the top of Mei and punched the zombie as hard as he could in the chin.

Sinedd pulled Mei away and held her safely as Benett began whaling on the zombie, he punched it as hard as he could, then he grabbed its head and smacked it against the vent wall.

"Woo motherfucker!" Sinedd cheered, as Micro-Ice, D'jok, Luur and Rocket turned to see the source of the loud clanging noise. Finally the zombie fell to the floor dead, Benett breathed heavily over it.

Benett took out a small torch and studied Mei's wounds and shook his head "She's in a really bad state,"

"Like... totally..." Mei gasped in pain.

"Well we should have an easy passage out of the building now, right?" D'jok asked hopefully.

Benett shook his head slowly "No... I think the screech we heard earlier was something different, something more dangerous,"

"Like what? A boss battle or a slightly harder monster which is scary at first but then there's loads of them and they become much less scary because there is more of them?" Micro-Ice said without taking a breath.

Benett shrugged "I'm not sure but I'm thinking boss."

Everyone made a scared and anxious face.

"We need to keep crawling," Benett said.

"But Mei like has messed up minging feet now," Rocket pointed out.

"Will I ever play basketball again?" Mei asked wearily.

"She's becoming delirious," Benett panted.

D'jok shook his head "No, she plays basketball on very occasional...occasions,"

Benett scratched his head "Erm... right," He pointed at Mei "You'll have to grip onto my ankles and I'll crawl,"

Mei nodded and grabbed D'jok's ankles.

"No my ankles," Benett said.

Mei nodded and grabbed her ponytail.

Benett sucked his teeth and grabbed her hands and put them on his ankles "Hold on,"

The group started crawling through the vent again. The screech rang through the vent louder this time.

"I miss Aarch!" Rocket whimpered.

"I miss your mum!" Luur whimpered.

The vent started shaking violently.

"What's that?" Micro-Ice screamed.

"It's a vent Micro," D'jok smiled.

Micro-Ice smiled back "Oh well thank you for clearing that up,"

"No problem chum," D'jok replied shaking Micro-Ice's hand.

The vent collapsed from the ceiling and they all fell down hard onto a wooden floor.

They all crawled out of the vent and into a large room.

A large creature was attached to the far wall and was staring at the gang.

It looked like a strange cross between a spider and a crocodile. Eight legs of hairy terror twitched on the wall which it resided.

"Bloody hell that's an ugly bastard," Rocket exclaimed.

Micro-Ice slapped him over the head "Ugly creatures have feelings too! Have some courtesy!"

"Sorry," Rocket whispered.

Micro-Ice took a step forward and studied the creature "It's obviously some strange cross between a spider and a crocodile... it has eight legs of hairy terror twitching on the wall which it is residing,"

"That's a boss battle if I ever saw one," Sinedd sniffed.

"Do you think that's the thing that was making the screeching noise?" D'jok asked.

"Nawh that's some Stephen King shit back there" Sinedd said.

"Well what is this thing then?" Rocket demanded.

"I don't know!" Luur hissed.

"Good thing I wasn't asking you then" Rocket hissed back, he glanced at Benett. "Benett?"

"I dunno...Justin Bieber? He's been popping up everywhere recently" Benett shrugged.

"He's so biebilicious" Mei said dreamily from the floor.

"She really is delirious!" Micro-Ice shrieked.

"Why has this thing not attacked us yet!" Sinedd demanded. "It's making me jumpy"

"I don't know...perhaps it's harmless?" Rocket suggested.

"That thing isn't harmless, that's like something out of Resident Evil" D'jok replied, gesturing at the crocodile/spider thing.

Suddenly a jug hit the spider in the head, everybody turned to look at Sinedd in shock and horror.

"It's the waiting that was making me jumpy!" Sinedd screamed. "At least this way we know we're gonna get fucked up!"

"I don't like knowing that!" Mei wailed from the floor.

The spider/crocodile jumped off the wall, it was gigantic, it's legs spanned from one side of the wall to the other.

"Fuck...didn't think it was that big...looked smaller on the wall" Sinedd whispered.

"No it fucking didn't!" Benett shrieked.

"What do we do Benjamin...?" Micro-Ice asked his eyes wide not flicking off of the spider/crocodile that had taken a step forward.

"Throw more jugs?" Sinedd suggested.

"No!" Benett hissed.

The spider took another step forward.

"We're doomed! We're doomed I tell you!" Rocket wailed.

"Stand back!"

Everybody jumped to the side as a rocket from a rocket launcher came flying towards the creature and blew it up, green goo burst everywhere and everybody stared in shock at the splattered spider.

"Someone order pest control?" Nilli grinned.

"No" D'jok mumbled.

"Nilli? Why do you have a rocket launcher!" Sinedd demanded.

"For the purpose of the story!" Nilli shot back, everyone stared at her in confusion. "Nawh jokes, we Shadow aliens like to be safe and not sorry"

"You should have told that to the rest of your race" Micro-Ice said.

"Oh...racism" D'jok commented.

"Nope, nope just casual noticing," Micro-Ice retorted with a grin.

"So is the screeching creature out of lives or what?" Sinedd shrugged.

"Screeching creature?" Nilli enquired.

Sinedd glanced at her but didn't answer.

"We need to get out of here," Benett said.

"Well we're still on the same bloody floor that we began on dickhead," Rocket growled.

"But we're in a different area," Benett replied "This place might be sparse of zombies,"

"Living impaired!" Everyone corrected loudly.

"This place is much worse in the case of living impaired," Nilli sniffed, she pointed to small drawer which could hardly fit the fourth Harry Potter book in "I've been hiding in there,"

Benett groaned and frowned "Well... erm..."

"You're out of ideas aren't yah Benjy?" Sinedd laughed.

Luur coughed.

Benett looked at Luur "What?"

Luur shook his head "Nothing just coughing... god you're SUCH A BITCH!"

A loud screech came from the open part of a vent.

"We need to get out of here now!" Benett ordered and ushered the group out of the room.

They all walked into a long corridor. It was dark and foreboding like the castle in Resident Evil 4 because I have no idea about how to accurately describe it. Basically think of the interior of the castle from Resident Evil 4 and that's where they are... if you don't know where that is then go play the game and get back to me.

"I say we walk this way!" Rocket laughed pointing down the corridor.

"Why the hell are you laughing?" Benett groaned "We are in a very dangerous situation right now,"

Rocket shrugged "This way just makes me feel happy,"

Benett shook his head in disbelief "Fine, everyone go that way,"

The whole group walked down the corridor slowly with a strong sense of apprehension.

Luur who was carrying Mei on his back poked Benett on the shoulder "Did you know there's a load of living impaired following us?" He smiled.

Benett looked behind the large alien to see crawling and stumbling zombies following after them.

His eyes widened "Shit," He started walking a lot faster "Guys! We have zombies after us!"

"Whoah man! How many times to we have to correct you," Micro-Ice said while taking a subtle sip of a cocktail.

"Guess what name I'm thinking of!" Sinedd announced proudly.

"Why!" Benett demanded in exasperation as he jogged slightly in an effort to keep the zombies far away from him, the gang however were walking extremely slowly.

"Fun game to keep our minds off the zombies" Sinedd shrugged.

"I'll go first...D'jok?" D'jok guessed.

"Nope" Sinedd said smiling.

"I give up" D'jok shrugged.

"What's it begin with?" Luur asked, slowing down so he was walking alongside the teen.

"N" Sinedd replied.

Nilli turned to gaze at Sinedd in delight.

"Nilli!" She gasped.

"What? No!" Sinedd sighed. "It was Nancy, you're all idiots you are"

"Who the hell is Nancy?" Rocket demanded.

"I dunno...the spider I guess" Sinedd shrugged.

"That spider did not look like a Nancy" Micro-Ice hissed before glugging down the rest of the cocktail.

"Micro-Ice! What the hell! Why are you drinking!" Benett demanded.

"Why not?" Micro-Ice slurred back.

"Micro are you drunk!" D'jok laughed.

"Yeah! And what of it!" Micro-Ice demanded, raising his fist at D'jok.

"He gets aggressive when he drinks" D'jok explained.

"Where'd he get that cocktail from!" Benett shrieked, risking another glance at the zombies who were nearing Sinedd, Nilli, Luur, Mei, Micro-Ice and D'jok.

"From a table dickweed" Micro-Ice drawled as he stumbled along.

"He'll never keep away from the zombies at that rate, D'jok pick Micro-Ice up" Benett sighed.

"Why D'jok? I'm stronger than D'jok!" Sinedd announced proudly.

"Yeah well I'm stronger than you!" Rocket hissed. "I owned you in the sphere"

"Stop bringing that up, just because it was your only achievement in life" Sinedd hissed.

"I won the Galactik Football cup twice" Rocket replied rolling his eyes.

"Which just makes it all the sadder that you hold beating me in the sphere above that" Sinedd retorted.

D'jok picked Micro-Ice up much to Micro-Ice's delight.

"Wheee!" Micro-Ice slurred.

"He's about as heavy as a sack of potatoes" D'jok informed Benett.

"Good to know" Benett sighed.

"Micro-Ice you're such a light-weight" Luur laughed.

"Literally!" D'jok laughed.

"I wanna carry someone!" Sinedd whined.

"Carry me!" Nilli suggested.

Sinedd heaved Nilli up and grinned wildly, Rocket looked at them all sadly as they plodded along, Benett sighed.

"Rocket you can pick me up if you want" He offered.

"Why the hell would I want to carry you? Can you carry me!" The teen returned.

"No you're too heavy" Benett sighed.

"You calling me..."

Rocket's angry retort was interrupted by Luur.

"Something's up with Mei guys" He announced.

"Shit" Benett cursed. "Quick in here"

Everybody rushed into what turned out to be a kitchen.

Benett blocked the kitchen door off with a stool and went to look at Mei who Luur had slumped down a counter.

"I feel like horse juice," Mei grumbled.

"What?" Rocket said pulling a face.

"You know horse juice," Sinedd shrugged happily "Most commonly known as pony juice,"

"Right this conversation won't go anywhere so I suggest you both be quiet now," Benett said bending down to look at Mei's wounds "It's going green," He grimaced.

"This doesn't look good," Nilli frowned.

"David Hasselhoff," Mei slurred.

"We'll have to kill her!" Micro-Ice announced drunkenly.

"What? Why?" D'jok shrieked.

"She's a gross little whore is why!" Micro-Ice roared angrily and then fell on his face in drunken bliss.

"I really don't know what to do," Benett sighed sadly.

"Leave me!" Mei said simply.

They all looked at her except for Micro-Ice who was on the floor sleeping and Sinedd who had taken to poking him in the face.

"What?" Benett said looking at her.

"Look..." She panted "I'm not stupid... well I am... but I'm not..."

"Cut to the chase whore!" Luur roared.

"I'm putting you all in danger... you have to leave me... go... but... tell D'jok that I love him," She wheezed.

D'jok elbowed her in the ribs "Shut up, the guys will call me gay,"

Rocket grinned at him "You are so gay,"

Benett stood up and grimaced "We need to leave,"

"There's an exit at the back of the kitchen," Nilli said pointing to a door.

Benett nodded "Right! Luur carry Micro-Ice, we're getting out of here," He out of the door quickly followed by the others.

"A staircase!" Rocket exclaimed.

"Progress!" Sinedd laughed happily.

"Probably best to save now," Rocket sniffed walking over to a typewriter and started writing.

Dear save point,

Well here we are, the save point. It's been a hell of a ride and it promises to continue.

When I first started this adventure I was sure that Benett was gay and now I have no doubts because he touched Sinedd's bum just like Warren did that one time.

Well peace out Save Point, remember where we are and if we all die then we'll appear back here and start again.

Love,

Rocket

"Well done Rocket," D'jok smiled "We'll be safe for another day,"

Everyone besides Benett nodded.

"Can we just go down the mother-fucking stairs," Benett grunted.

"I'm awake now," Micro-Ice announced from Luur's shoulder.

"Great," Benett said sarcastically.

"Well, I know someone who isn't getting any raspberry ripple when we get back," Micro-Ice retorted and crossed his arms grumpily.