Jasper Gets a Job
By WriterHorse32 and LiviCullen01
Chapter 3
Jasper's POV
I looked at Alice's shocked face as I told her what happened.
"Can I kill her?" Alice asked.
"Yes, but no, you remember what happened last time?" I said referring to the Miley Cyrus incident.
"Oh," Alice said "I had forgotten about that, at least we didn't get sued."
I still shutter at the thought of that day, Alice had dragged Bella to a Miley Cyrus concert to enlighten her choice in music but when Miley walked on stage wearing snakeskin boots with a pink jumpsuit, Alice went insane and almost killed her on stage, that's why we had to quickly leave Los Angles and cut Carlisle's vacation short.
"It could have been worse," Alice said.
"Yeah just like Carlisle could have been more understanding of us cutting his vacation short," I said, my voice practically oozing sarcasm.
"Well," Alice said, "Maybe you should find a new job."
"Yeah," I said "but the only job available is NOTHING!" I thought that would shut her up, but life loved to prove me wrong and it did.
"I don't care maybe we should get Emmet to do it then," Alice said. 'Now that's an idea,' I thought. Right on cue, my bear of a brother ran into the room and screamed: NOT ON YOUR LIFE JASPER! He then disappeared for two days apparently he had run all the way to Mexico until the border control dragged him home and begged us to take him back.
"I hate you soooooo much," I said to Emmett.
"The feelings mutual dude," Emmett said to me. You have no idea how much I wanted to kill him right then about 583 ways went through my head, but none were painful enough. The next day, I was back at the stupid Taco Bell and that girl (or torture machine) was still giving me the sexy eyes.
Crystal's POV
When I saw Jasper enter work, I turned on the charm, unfortunately I have as much charm as a dead rodent.
"Hello Jazzy," I said, "How are you today?"
"Great," he said sarcastically, "Until you talked to me."
"Oh come on," I said, "You had to like what I did on Friday."
"NO I DID NOT NOW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STALKER SLUT!" Jasper screamed like I was trying to kill him. This was so definitely turning me on.
" I see the eyes," Jasper said, " and I am not going through that ever again if you want to you'll have to drag my dead corpse out of my deep, deep hole in the ground, then drag my heavy casket up on the ground, then I will come back to life and kill you!"
I rolled my eyes and walked away. 'I know that you want me Jasper Hale,' I thought,' but you just don't know it yet.'
Jasper's POV
I stalked away from Crystal and went to my work locker.
"That girl's crazy," I said to myself. A little later, a man walked in to the room, I sensed he was a little scared.
"You're Jasper, right?" he said.
"Yeah," I said, "who wants to know?"
"My names Trent," Trent said, "I just saw what went down with Crystal, dude, and it can get way worse from that."
"How would you know?" I said.
" I worked use to work here," Trent said, " Crystal gave me those stupid sexy eyes and it annoyed me so much, my girlfriend broke up with me and I quit and I begged her to take me back, she did and soon it'll be our 6 year anniversary."
"Great," I said, "but what should I do about Crystal?"
"If you really don't need this job," Trent said, "I would quit, but if you really need this job, just ignore it."
"I'll try," I said.
Trent left the room and I thought about ideas to ignore Crystal.
'I could control her emotions,' I thought.
That was basically the only idea I had so I went to Crystal and tried it out.