Reno to Rufus: May I present Mr. and Mrs. Spoon... Fuck you, tossbag. Never liked them. Never will. (A/N: I like sporks better!)
Sephiroth to ANYONE: I'm trying not to laugh. But your face! Your face! Oh, please look away. Please?
Reno in the hospital, hallucinating: No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much. I can't control the kittens. Too many whiskers! Too many whiskers!
Sephiroth to Genesis: Since when did my underwear look good on you? Take it off. Take it off your face.
Cid to Vincent: You keep looking at the sun until your eyes dry up like raisins and fall out of your skull.
Vincent to Yuffie: There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking.
Ezio to Templar: What the fuck's wrong with your face? Christ on a bike, next time you're smiling, warn me. (note: Italians say Sangue di Guido, which means, Christ on a bike)
Happy tree friends: That's it! That's the last fucking time we're ever going on holiday with beavers. Can't take their chattering. Always chattering!
Dr. Eggman (from Sonic): That's the green one taken care of. Bring me the blue and I'll kick seven shades of shit out of it.
Sephiroth to Zack: Oh, just think about what you said. That is, if you can spare the grey matter from remembering how to breathe.
Genesis to Angeal: Great. So you've fallen in love again. Go wash yourself off. Dirty stuff.
Sponge Bob: Jellyfish are attacking. Everybody grab your ice cream guns. Let's get those little things!