Alright... If you haven't read my page, I just got Dissidia! And... It's addictive, so... Be happy that I put the PSP down for a few hours to write xD
And.... Oh yes... I have started my last year of high school, and already I have heard the words horse cock and moose balls several times, and I have been a witness to a speech dedicated to the druggies of my English class (My teacher said there was two rules in her class, come on time, and come sober and not high)
Yeah... yay for me...
Thanks to: Dragon (You are blunt, deal with it) DarkLink (The faces made me laugh) ... .Idiot-Sempai (Wow, your name is long too!) KATZUNITED (It will eventually happen n.n) And! I-live-for-the-pie (You're the second person who wants to see the old Kai! xD)
"Man Link, you have one mean right hook..." Kai rubbed his bruised cheek, wincing as the pain flared up, he dropped his hand and whimpered. "I just wanted to see how you'd react... And to tell you the truth, I didn't think you would react violently." He chuckled Dryly and ruffled the still flustered Link's hair.
Link brushed him off. "It wasn't the nicest prank you've pulled on me, bastard." He looked toward Ryuk who was sitting on the edge of the dock, staring at the water absentmindedly.
"I wonder if we should test that 'Haniam sink in water' thing." Kai said while tiptoeing over to the kid, hands reached out and fingers wiggling. Damn... now the mission impossible theme is stuck in my head!
Oh yeah... Like you could sneak up on me, dumb ass. Ryuk stood just as Kai came within pushing range and glared at him. "Nice try, but I wont fall for something stupid like that."
"Aw... Why cant you be stupid like Shigen?" With a defeated expression, Kai shuffled back over to stand beside Link. "So hero? What's our plan? We don't have a ship, so we can't chase after Shigen, and we don't have wings, so we can't fly after him."
Link gave Kai a rather evil smirk that would have the fan girls reduced to puddles of goo and drool. "You're right... We don't have a ship, yet."
Kai quickly wiped away any traces of drool. "But we don't know how to ride... drive... steer...? Oh! Right! Sail a ship, you can't even drive a car properly!"
"We'll figure something out, now stop complaining and go get the horses." He watched as his darker half gave him somewhat of a dark look before walking off slowing to his assigned job.
"That guy... Is totally..." Ryuk paused, not able to think of a proper word to describe Kai, but then again, there aren't many that would be able to properly describe him.
"While he's gone off to get the horses, I'm going to go ask around the village for information on these docked ships." Link gestured for Ryuk to follow, and he did, like a lost puppy.
"What kind of information are you looking for?" Ryuk asked while once again, securing the hood of his cloak over his head. Stupid sun... Thank god it's almost sundown.
Link opened the door to the pub and pulled Ryuk inside. "We're looking for things like, which one's the fastest ship, or which one is all supplied and ready to go, so we don't end up starving to death when we're out on the water." He snapped his fingers, a sound that wasn't really heard over the commotion in the pub. "It would also be smart to go get a map of the ocean that includes the surrounding lands, even though we have no idea where that Lore girl is..."
"That seems smart I guess..." Ryuk covered his sensitive nose as the strong smells assaulted him. I hate places like this. He looked back to where Link was standing, only to find him missing. Great... Goddess forbid I get the urge to eat someone.
"Yeah, I heard the little man talking about some high and mighty land called Kaithlaka, goin on about how rich it was, and how it was like the heavens compares to Hyrule!"
Ryuk, upon hearing this conversation, inched over to the table where a tough looking guy was talking.
"All I can say is, I'm glad him and his lady friend up an left. We can all thank the hero for that!"
A chorus of cheers and agreements followed that statement, and Ryuk, deciding there was nothing more important to hear, pushed his way through the crowd, keeping an eye out for a certain blond hair, green wearing elf.
After walking around the place several times, and being offered a drink several more times, and almost being dragged into fights several more times then that, Ryuk came to the conclusion that the hero was nowhere in the building, or he had been killed and his body had been dragged off and thrown in a ditch somewhere.
He finally managed to make it to the door and all but throw himself outside, but of course he did manage to trip on his cloak which had somehow suddenly grown longer and found itself under his feet.
Ryuk lay on the ground where he had fell, glaring a pebble that was lying by his nose. I hate my fucking life. He got to his knees and pulled his hood off, the sun had set long ago, giving way to a blanket of stars and a cresent moon.
"So this is where you ran off to." Link knocked gently on Ryuk's head, unable to resist. He stepped back just in time to dodge a swipe from the younger male.
The Haniam jumped to his feet and jabbed a finger into Link's chest. "You bastard! You lead me in there! You knew where I was! And where the fuck were you?! Do you know how many times I walked around in circles in there? I looked like an idiot! I bet I have the whole damn layout of the place memorized by now!"
Link placed his hands on Ryuk's shoulders, more to make sure that the kid didn't attack him, then as a comfort gesture. "I thought I told you when we went in there that I wanted to go look for the maps first so the men in there would have a chance to get drunk, and thus, be more willing to spill information." Dear goddesses, and I thought Kai had a temper.
"I never heard you say anything like that..." Ryuk said while pushing Link away. "Anyway... I did manage to figure out some interesting things."
Link pulled him towards the dockyard. "Walk and talk, Kai's waiting down by the ships, and you know how impatient he gets."
"Er... Okay, well, I think the girl we're chasing is from some land called Kaithlaka, there was a guy talking in there about some short guy going on about the place and how the hero chased him away, I take it you're the hero, so he must have been talking about the same people." I don't know what's so good about this hero of time anyway, he must not be too special if benhail could beat him.
Link nodded approvingly. "Good work! Anything else?"
"Um, yeah, the fastest ship that's here right now is called the Phoenix down and luckily for us, it's fully supplied right now." Ryuk was almost at the point of acquiring swirly eyes, he breathed a sigh of relief as Kai and the horses came into view.
Link released his grip on Ryuk's hand and let the poor kid fall to the ground for the second time that night.
"Oops?" He picked Ryuk up and slung him over his shoulder. "Come on Kai, we're going to... Ah... Borrow the Phoenix down for a while."
Kai looked like he had just been promised an orgy... or something along those lines... "Really?! Sweet! I call dibs on the steering wheel!"
Ryuk looked up from his limp position on Link's shoulder. "Should I be scared?"
Link, who was staring blankly at Kai who was skipping off into the distance, answered, "damn crooked."
"Okay, do you understand your job?" Kai shook Ryuk by the shoulders, as if somehow doing it would activate the special power of understanding.
Ryuk grumbled. "It's not that hard to understand, all I have to do is go knock out the guards who are guarding the ship so no one can pin the blame on everyone's precious hero.
Link laughed nervously. "That's basically it..."
Ryuk shrugged and popped out from the barrels they were hiding behind.
The guards didn't pay him any attention until he was standing directly in front of them, and by then it was too late, Ryuk jabbed them both in the most convenient pressure points available, and they went down hard.
He waved Link and Kai over and the two men trotted over on Epona and Plash, Ryuk gave them more space then necessary as they slowly walked up the ramp and on board the ship.
"Link, what do you call 'a guy being afraid of a horse' in one of those big words? Horseyphobia?" Kai stuck his tongue out at Ryuk who had just stepped aboard.
"Something like that." Link took the horses and lead them into the hold of the ship where they would be safe and secure.
Kai and Ryuk both looked up towards the sails.
"How the fuck do we get the white pillow cases down?" Kai directed his question at Ryuk who just stared at him like he was a complete idiot.
"It might have something to do with the ropes at the top that are holding them there, dumb ass." With that said, Ryuk made his way into the inside of the ship, which seemed to be the safest place on board. Might as well go and pray to the goddesses to save my soul, cause I don't think I'm going survive this trip. He made himself comfortable on one of the bunks and closed his eyes.
Meanwhile, Kai was hacking the ropes off the sails with his sword, not caring about what ropes he cut.
Link walked back out from the inside of the ship an nearly got crushed by the falling rope bits. He looked up to see his darker self, who was using his balancing skills quite well, and shook his head in disbelief. He'll probably cut something important knowing his bad luck...
All negative thoughts were erased from his mind when he spotted the ship's wheel, giggling, he skipped over to it and petted it. "It's just like driving a car I bet!" Probably not...
Kai, who had finally cut enough ropes, appeared beside Link with a victorious grin on his face. "There! Now the pillows are free! And the ship is... Still floating here... Why aren't we moving?"
Link shrugged. "We might have to wait for the tide to... uh... was it rise? Or fall?"
"Screw that shit! By the time that happens, the fucking village will be down here trying to stop us! You can use windy magic! Get to it! I'll steer!" Kai pushed the hero aside, and took the position as captain.
This time it was Link's turn to pout, a move he only pulled on special occasions, and it worked, Kai immediately felt bad and he let go of the steering wheel to slip his arms around Link's waist. "Sorry cup cake, didn't mean to be so demanding." He moved his arms up to circle the hero's neck and placed a few gentle kisses on his lips. "Love you."
Link sighed in defeat. I guess I'll be the wind then, let Kai have his fun. Link pinned Kai against the ship's wheel, kissing him and tangling his fingers in the shadow's silver hair.
Kai was about to grab hold of the hero and push him to the deck so he could have his way with him, but Link pushed him away, and with a quick 'I love you' went to the back of the ship and began using his magic to start the ship up.
What a tease that bastard is... Kai once again took hold of the wheel, that being a good thing because with a lurch, the ship moved forward and if he hadn't been holding on to it, he would have fallen on his ass.
"Cool! We're moving! Now... How exactly do you steer this thing?"
Shigen wasn't sure what was wrong with him, then again, he didn't know if there was anything wrong with him. His mind felt kind of cloudy, like he was having a dream, but one of the vivid ones that will make you wake up and wonder if what you had just seen was a dream or a piece of memory from another life.
Right now he was watching a scene play through his eyes, he was attacking Kai for god knew what reason, but the shadow probably deserved it. He watched as he exchanged blows with shadow, both of them evenly matched in speed, and then, shadow's concentration on the battle seemed to break, and before he knew it, Sulken had buried itself into the soft flesh of shadow, and cut him in half.
Why...? Why was this happening...? Is it a dream...? Shigen tried to get his body to react, but nothing would work, he couldn't even cry. He was surprised at the pain that was flaring in his chest, perhaps he liked shadow more then he thought. I hate this... What's wrong with me...?
He watched as... he... turned and looked at Link, his heart throbbed painfully when he glanced the hero's broken expression before he was blasted away by some invisible force.
Shigen felt his muscles move, making him walk through a door that lead into the cabins of the ship. If this is a vision of the future... Please don't let it come true...
Kai easily fell into the roll of captain, it seemed that for the first time, he had a natural talent that didn't involve sword fighting, or turning into a shadow, and this made him very confident, and... cocky...
"You see kid! There's nothing better then sailing in the open sea! The sun is shining, the breeze is comfortable, the gulls are following the ship and attempting to shit on our heads, but it's all good."
Ryuk groaned from where he was lying on the deck beside Kai, and rolled over onto his side. "Yeah, I bet you won't be thinking that once a storm hits us." He groaned again, and curled up into the fetal position. I feel so damn sick, and I can't throw up! I hate being a Haniam!
"You know something, you're just as negative as... What do you call him? Fan mail?" Kai nudged Ryuk in the back with his boot, trying to get a prompt response.
"Urg... Benhail dumb ass..." Ryuk turned onto his back this time, trying to get rid of the waves of sickness that were washing over him.
"Yeah..." Kai leaned down until his face was hovering a few centimeters over the Haniam's face. "You know... You're kind of enjoyable to talk to when your sick, your not being a total jerk like you usually are."
Wrinkling his nose, Ryuk glared up at him. "If you come any closer, we'll see just how much of a jerk I can be." He whimpered as a strong wave a nausea hit him. "If you wanna kiss a guy, go kiss the hero. You two are together... right?"
Kai jumped up, punched the air and sang the Final Fantasy victory song. "Yep! It only took me forever... But I finally got his sweet ass! Or more like, he got mine... And I don't really understand how that happened."
Ryuk covered his face with his arms. "Ok! I don't need to hear!"
Kai tilted his head to one side. "Dude, don't you like Shigen? You hang with him enough."
Ignoring how sick he was, Ryuk jumped up like his ass had just been lit on fire. "Not a chance in hell! I hate that bastard!"
Kai chuckled and poked his cheek. "Oh really? This blush tells me otherwise." He continued bombarding Ryuk's cheek with pokes.
"I don't like benhail! Dear Goddesses!" Sickness now completely forgotten, Ryuk flailed and rolled around on the deck.
Kai tackled him and tickled his sides making Ryuk flail harder, and his laughter fill the area drawing Link's attention who was sitting up in the crow's nest with his compass and map.
What are they up to now? The hero looked at the two and then back at his map with a sigh. We're never gonna get there within a month, my Farore's wind isn't strong enough to get us there faster. Lore has some higher level wind magic, so she's probably there already... If only...
He flashed back to after the battle between Kai and Shigen, the part where Lore yelled out her spell... Dante Kravek...
Dante Kravek hmm? Well, it can't hurt. Link stood and held out his left hand with the Triforce on it, hoping that the goddesse's power would somehow help him out. "I'm going to look stupid if this doesn't work..." He took a deep breath and then in a commanding voice said, "Dante Kravek."
Nothing happen for a few seconds, but then just as he was about to shrug and give up, the triforce glowed brightly, and with more force then Link thought possible, the ship jumped forward.
Link flipped out of crow's nest with a yelp but before he fell to his death, he managed to grab onto one of the many ropes hanging around. So not cool.
Kai meanwhile, was grabbing onto the steering wheel for dear life, and Ryuk was holding on to Kai's boot for dear life.
"Holy fuck! We're gonna crash at this rate!" Kai was pretty sure this was one of those storms the Ryuk kid was talking about, perhaps he could see into the future like Shigen could.
"Gah! Damn it shadow! Your boot is slipping off! I'm gonna die! Sink to the bottom of the ocean and drown! Smash my head off the boat and splatter my brains everywhere! Something like that!" Ryuk was really not having a good life so far.
Rolling his eyes at the dramatic Haniam, Kai used one hand to hold onto the steering wheel, and the other to reach down and grab a hold of the back of Ryuk's tunic and haul him up so he could hold onto the wheel.
"There! You happy now kid?" Kai was starting to believe that this wind was not caused by a storm, but instead was caused by a certain blond headed, drop dead sexy elf. Damn! Where are the seat belts when you need them!?
Link had somehow managed to pull himself over to the ladder, and climb down it slowly without falling off and killing himself. When he got to the deck, he made his way over to Kai and Ryuk and took a seat beside him, like the wind was just a gentle mid-day breeze.
"Nice weather eh? I reckon will be at our destination by the morning." He offered them a smile, and it was returned with glares.
"That is, if we don't crash on some random rock and DIE!" Ryuk yelled the 'die' word for emphasis, but the hero didn't seem phased.
Link pulled out his compass and held in front of the boys who both looked at it with wide eyes.
"See? I don't know what that spell does, but it seems to be taking us to the land of Kaithlaka all by itself, so captain Kai, I don't think your services are needed anymore." He closed the compass and placed it back in his pocket with a loving pat.
Ryuk pouted. "I still say we're going to die."
Ok, for those of you who are confused... Dante Kravek means basically... Uh... Great gust, carry me home. The wind that knocked Link and Ryuk off the ship wasn't actually a wind spell that is used for attacking or anything, it was just um... left over wind? From the spell she cast on her ship. The spell it self is used on ships to make them move to their destinations faster and with out the need of a captain, the ship will go to the place where the caster wishes to go to the most.
Link was able to use a spell from a different land because of his Triforce, since it uses ancient magic and stuff, and that's what Kaithlaka's magic is! So Link will be the only one able to use it!
If you're wondering about Koal and Kotomi, they'll be appearing soon, Link carries the mirror thing with him.
And if you haven't noticed yet, Ryuk is another favorite OC of mine! I love him to death!
Wow... Lot's of boring notes, my world (Kaithlaka as it is called here) is a bit screwed up if you ask me... If your confused about anything, don't be afraid to ask~!
Until next time! Much love!!!!