Prompt: "It's early in the morning, and Zoro needs to take a piss. It is Sanji's mission to keep him away from the bathroom for as long as possible because: a)Someone is already in there doing something that Zoro must not find out about. b)It is Sanji's latest form of torturing marimo. c)It's not about keeping him away from the bathroom, it's about how long he can keep Zoro by his side. d)Something else you can think up."
(written 23 November 2009)
Zoro pounded on the door. "Dammit cook, I need to get in there!"
Sanji laughed, muffled by the door. "Tough, marimo. I got here first."
"You've been in there for fifteen damn minutes! What are you doing, jerking off or something?"
"Wouldn't you like to know."
"Keep your fagginess to yourself. Get the hell out now, I can't hold it any more." Zoro hesitated. He really didn't want to resort to such a cheap trick; but he equally needed to go, so anything was fair. "Fine, then I'll just use Nami's --"
Sanji burst out, wearing only a towel around his waist and with his hair brushed back from his face. "If you even think about it, I'll --"
Zoro never heard what Sanji would do, as he took advantage of the cook's distraction to slip into the bathroom. He bolted the door behind him, and finally got to relieve his full bladder. "Sucker."