Prompt: "Sanji/Nami/Zoro. Eventually Nami gets pregnant with one of their child. This obviously causes a huge fight."
(written 20 January 2010)
Naturally, Sanji and Zoro had been kicked out of the sickbay turned delivery room, after a) continuing the long-standing fight as to who was the father of Nami's unborn child, which b) knocked over a stack of Chopper's precious medical texts, and c) caused the soon-to-be mother to yell herself hoarse at both of them, telling them to shut the hell UP or she'd castrate both of them with her bare hands.
They waited outside the door and glared at each other, interspersed with periods of listening to their love give birth and worrying about her. Finally, Chopper opened the door and said that they were allowed to come in, that both the mother and daughter were fine.
Nami held baby Mikan -- she'd said that the child would be named Mikan if female, Kin if male -- close to her chest. Zoro and Sanji stared at the girl; she had curly eyebrows, and hair streaked with green and orange.
Sanji turned to Chopper. "Is that even medically possible?"