Prompt: "Robin and Trafalgar Law become best friends when they realize that Law can separate guys' dicks from them, and Robin can make it look like they have a vagina. Then they giggle in the corner while the guys freak out."

(written 2 February 2010)


Usopp was the first to notice; and his shrieks echoed throughout the Sunny. "It's gone!"

The noise woke Luffy up. As he went to see what the commotion was, he sleepily scratched his crotch -- and stopped when he felt an unfamiliar lack of flesh. "Huh?"

Sanji's reaction was the most passive. When he discovered that he had apparently switched genders overnight, he simply fell out of bed and curled into a ball.

Franky didn't say anything, but he did make a beeline to his workshop, a determined look on his face. What's one more cyborg part, he thought.

Zoro didn't even wake up.

Chopper joined Usopp in frantically screaming and running around the Sunny, and tripped over the catatonic Sanji on the way there.

Off in a corner, two people watched the unfolding chaos.

"What do you think?" Robin asked, occasionally blushing as someone -- probably Luffy -- explored the new parts of "his" anatomy.

Trafalgar Law grinned widely and turned to his new best friend. "You're right. This is hilarious."