Yeah, I know, I died again. Not because of video games either! Up until this weekend, I had a bunch of projects I had to work on, and they were evil... I don't know how much I'll be able to write over Christmas, but we'll see!
Thanks to: Dragon, KATZUNITED (Sorry again ^^;) Dark Link (You started reading that other fanfic of mine too xD It's really bad, I plan on going back and rewriting most of it and adding more chapters) and .... Pie... xD
And anyone else who faved this fic~
I never would have saved the humans if I knew it would be this much of a detour to drop them off... Kai tried not to turn around and glare at the wagon where the humans were riding in.
He sighed and unsheathed Sulken, gazing at the steel where his reflection should have been, but of course it was absent. Sometimes I wonder who I am...
He was still surprised that the sword worked for him, it was much like the Master Sword, it chose it's master and rarely let any others wield it.
But there is one thing that it hasn't done for me yet... He poked at the blades at the tip of the sword, they were on the back side of the sword's blade, folded up.
Ryuk peered over his shoulder. "What are you doing to benhail's sword?"
Kai gestured to the two blades. "What are these for?"
Ryuk made a face. "They're... well... Torture instruments really."
"Care to explain?"
"Okay then. The blades are used when stabbing someone, the trick is to not push the blade in too far, so when you pull it out..." He moved his fingers, indicating the blades unfolding.
"So essentially, it guts people?" Kai shivered as he pictured the sword in the act of gutting.
"Yeah, crude but effective, your enemy is down and still alive so you have time to do what you want with him, like make him suffer, or get information..."
"Man, that's crazy!" Kai swung the sword around making Plash snort angrily. "Where the hell did emo find this thing?"
"Er, I think he found it in some kind of catacomb in the shadow temple, said something like it belonged to some Sheikah warrior or whatever... Fucking grave robber..." Ryuk rubbed his hands frowning.
Kai sheathed Sulken quickly. "Creeper...." He turned around in the saddle and faced the Haniam. "I guess I didn't say this before, so I'm gonna say it now, thanks for saving me from that burning wall and shit, I know it cost you a lot."
Ryuk shrugged. "My hands will get better eventually, whatever the elf did helped a lot, so it might only take a few years before they're completely back to normal."
Kai chuckled and ruffled Ryuk's soft hair. "They better, you need them to help please emo."
Ryuk nodded in agreement before realizing what he was agreeing to and then with a scary war cry, he punched Kai off the horse.
Link looked back at them, his eyes wide. I don't even want to know...
Seker grumbled impatiently and walked around the confines of his room, he didn't mind having an underling to train, he knew it was important to pass on his skills to a younger person before he was killed or died of old age. And beside that fact, he really didn't mind Rush at all, the kid was the first and last person he had ever refused to kill.
He smiled and though back to that day, the headman of a worthless and barely known village contacted him and begged him to destroy a vampire that had been attacking the villagers, Seker agreed, not having much else to do at the time, and having the extra money wasn't a bad thing either, even if the headman couldn't afford to give him a lot...
It didn't take him long to find the vampire child, vampire's after all, left very messy trails, and he soon located the cave where the kid was hiding. But when he entered the cave, dagger raised and ready to kill, something stopped him.
The child was crying.
Hot bloody tears were falling down his pale cheeks where they would land on torn and dirty clothes, staining them further then they already were. Every now and then he would let out a gasp or whimper and try to wipe away the red steams to no avail.
Seker stood there watching until the child finally noticed his presence, but the vampire didn't look frightened, instead he glared fiercely at him, almost daring him to come closer.
"Are you here to try and kill me too?"
And for once, Seker had no answer. Instead he marched forward and grasped the child by the arm and dragged him out of the cave while he kicked and screamed.
"You're going to be my pupil, get use to it."
After that was said there was no more struggling, the vampire got to his feet and allowed himself to be lead away by the strange man.
"What's your name?"
"I don't have one."
"Then give yourself one."
"... I have to think about it."
"As you will."
"..."
"Yes?"
"What's your name?"
"Seker."
"Thank you Seker."
Seker's train of thought was rudely interrupted as Rush transformed in mid air and landed on the ground neatly in front of him.
"Rush, you're still too loud on your feet, fix that."
Rush stood quickly and saluted him. "Yes sir!"
Seker looked to where the sun had just dissipated on the horizon. "We need to find you a spell that will allow you to walk around in the sunlight."
Rush scrunched up his nose at that. "No way, it would take all the danger out of being a vampire!"
"You weren't a very good one to begin with."
"Hey!"
"Enough chatter, we must continue our tracking, the elf left this village a week ago, so we're a week behind, which makes me angry." Seker brushed a stay hair away from his face and looked at Rush. "Go eat, catch up to me when you're done."
Rush nodded. "Okay, but... do we know where they're headed?"
"Where does north lead from here?"
Rush's violet eyes widened. "You mean... they're headed to the Daedlands?"
"Precisely. They must be after Lore and her... Prince..." Seker tried not to shiver at the thought. "Go eat, make sure you're full before you come after me."
"Yes sir!"
With that said, Seker left the quiet room and disappeared into the shadows.
Link hugged Epona's neck and buried his face into her mane. A week full of riding was not good for the ass, and he was so tired he could have fallen asleep while riding through a battle field, and jumping over several mountains. It didn't help that Kai and Ryuk were constantly bickering behind him, he still couldn't tell if they hated each other, or if they were just having a rather heated discussion.
Zeon and his white elk trotted over and Zeon reached up and patted his arm sympathetically. "We will be in the hidden village soon, there we will be able to rest." He looked behind to to the wagon that was being pulled by a pair of brown horses. "And hopefully we will be able to drop these humans off there."
Link nodded, pleased with this information. "A warm bed sounds nice, and a good meal."
"All you gotta do is crawl under the blankets with me baby!" Kai appeared on Link's other side flashing a sexy smirk, though it was half ruined by the black eye he had received from Ryuk with love, "I can give you both those things... and a lot more."
Ryuk released his grip on Kai like he had a disease and fell off Plash, hitting the ground with a crash, where he was soon on his feet again, cursing in anger.
Link sighed and ignored his other half, already use to such comments. Kai and his dirty mouth is going to get us into trouble one of these days... He smiled at Kai who wriggled his eyebrows back at him.
Zeon chose that moment to exit stage right before his virgin ears could listen to anymore of their conversation. He stopped next to Vii who was riding on her wolf in front of the group, she was laughing merrily. "Something funny?" Zeon asked her.
She looked up at him still giggling. "Yes, those two are hilarious, I wish I was as outgoing as them."
Zeon looked back at the two Hyrulians. Kai was attempting to Kiss Link while riding his horse, and it was safe to say that it was not working out too well. When he fell off the horse, Link burst out laughing while Ryuk ran over to step on him.
He looked back at Vii who was laughing again. "Truthfully, I hope you never act like them."
By the time the sun began to set, they were at the village gates, which were apparently two giant trees.
Kai looked around confused as to why there was no village in sight. When he voiced his confusion, Zeon laughed.
"It is called the 'hidden' village for a reason dear Kaiten." The elf gracefully dismounted and strode through the 'gate' and vanished.
Vii was soon to follow, and then the humans, leaving Link, Kai and Ryuk to stare at the gates in wonder.
"It's like the fucking train station in Harry Potter!" Kai shouted gleefully before dismounting and running through, laughing manically.
"Is he always this scary?" Ryuk asked gesturing to where Kai had been standing only moments before.
Link laughed. "You should see him after he has sugar."
"Spare me the mental anguish, please."
"Sorry." Link said before walking towards the gate and slipping through, Ryuk not far behind.
Once inside the village, one could only say that the place had a very Kokiri like feel to it. All of the houses were either made out of trees, or tree stumps, or something woody in particular.
"Talk about a fucking fire hazard." Kai stated while poking the side of a random shop.
"As long as the food and bed isn't made of wood, I could really care less." Link pulled Ryuk away so they could go search for a place to stay, leaving Kai alone to explore the shops.
A shop owner waved him over. "Young sir, can I interest you in any of my fine potions?"
"Not unless you have a potion that can make me pregnant." Kai walked away laughing his ass off while the man stared after him terrified.
Link meanwhile, was at the nearest Inn, almost drooling at the smell of freshly baked bread and stew.
"How the hell can you find that smell appetizing?" Ryuk asked him as he sat down at the nearest table.
Zeon and Vii were at another table, already consuming their dinner like ravenous wolves.
"How can you find the scent of human flesh appetizing?" Link countered as he sat down with his meal.
"Don't even talk about flesh, I'm fucking starving."
Link took a bite of his bread. "I can go find you some cow meat or something."
"I'd rather starve. Cows aren't made up of the same stuff as humans, that's why it makes me sick, harder for me to digest... You could say..."
Trying very hard not to think about it, Link nodded. "I don't know what we can do then. You can't just go eat someone." Then again... Shigen always ate bad humans, but I don't think there are many of them around here.
Ryuk sighed loudly. "Hopefully someone will attack us while we're on the road, and then I'll have an excuse to kill someone."
Link chuckled and stuffed the last of his bread into his mouth.
At that moment, the door slammed open and Kai burst in. "Here I come to wreck the day!"
When everyone started to glare at him, he slid over to Link quickly. "Not the happiest bunch, are they?" He looked at Link who quickly started swallowing his stew.
"Bitch! You ate it all!" Kai tackled him and the bowl went flying, narrowly missing Ryuk's face, where it continued to fly until Zeon's head got in the way, causing Vii to start laughing and choking on whatever she was eating, and then Ryuk had to run over and save her without having to give her CPR.
Needless to say, they all got kicked out.
Zeon used his cloak to try and rid himself of the stew in his hair, which was very thick and would be impossible to get out without a bath. "It was not the best Inn here anyway." He lead them further into the village and they stopped at a place called 'Sleep Away.'
Link shrugged and walked in. "At least it sounds like a nice place."
Zeon was forced to pay the fee of staying the night since no one else had money, and Kai threatened him until he gave him and Link their own room.
"That was kind of mean you know." Link said as they walked into the room.
Kai almost jumped for joy when he saw the double bed. I hope the walls in this place are thick.
As if reading his mind, Link chuckled and wrapped his arms around the shadow. "I'm glad you were mean though, because now I get you all to myself."
Kai grinned and lead him over to the bed. "I hope you enjoyed that damn soup, cause I'm going to exact my revenge on you by keeping you up all night." He kissed the hero and began undoing various straps and belts.
"Stop talking and get on the bed." Link already had half of Kai's clothes off, and was about to get rid of the rest.
"Whoa, a little eager are we?" Kai said weakly before falling onto the bed.
Link laid on top of him and bit his ear. "Damn crooked."
Seker cursed his bad luck, he had sped through the forest as fast as possible, determined to fulfill his mission quickly so he could rid himself of Lore's watchful eyes, but when he finally caught up with the group, he found they were inside a hidden elf village.
"We can't go in there, can we Seker?" Rush asked, but the look on his teachers face made the answer clear.
"No, the elves will sense us, they don't allow killers in their territory."
"Hn, I guess we'll have to wait for them to come out."
Seker made himself comfortable on his tree branch. "Now we're in the habit of stating the obvious, are we?"
".... No..."
Kaichou had to bite her lip to keep from screaming with joy.
It had taken her what seemed like months to break one of the bars that held them captive, months ... and a lot of her hair. Her long Lilac hair had been used to make the rope that she tied to the bar and used to pull it loose.
Every day she would pull on it until it bent further apart, then the magic would attack her and she would be unable to pull for the rest of the day.
Kyou had to focus all his energy in staying sane, since he had become extremely claustrophobic over the last ... how ever long they were in there, and he was almost completely useless.
But now that Kaichou had broken one of the bars off, they could get out! With the bar broken, the magic spell had completely dispersed, making it possible to pull off the rest of the bars.
After that was done, Kaichou gathered up her cell mate and dragged him out.
"Come on Kyou, we're getting out of here!"
Ryuk left the Inn once the noise had started. It was bad enough listening to Vii blabbering on about how beautiful he was all the time, but when it was added to the sound of.... Yuck! Don't they realize the walls are paper thin in that place? Holy fucking Din...
He thought of going to the stables to check on the horses, but then he remembered he was scared of the damn creatures and continued past the place and into a nearby patch of woods. "Hopefully I'll be able to get some sleep out here."
He sat down on a soft patch of moss that was continently placed near a tree and wrapped his cloak around himself. Humans would have found it too cold and damp to sleep outside without a fire, but Ryuk wasn't bothered by it.
"Man, my hands fucking sting." He rubbed them together and tried to remember what it was like to feel cold. I wonder if it's this tingly feeling I have going on.
The bushes nearby rustled startling Ryuk out of thinking. "Who's there?"
There was a soft growl, then Xxeon emerged, panting and whimpering.
"You not allowed in there with your master boy?" Ryuk waved him over and the wolf trotted over and laid beside him.
"You're not so bad." Ryuk gave him a few rough pats on the head.
Faster then lightning, hands reached out and wrapped themselves around Ryuk's mouth, he tried to fight back, but was unable to do so properly, his hands were useless.
Xxeon jumped up and launched himself at the attacker, but was violently kicked away by a second person, there was a loud crack and he crumpled to the ground, a few ribs broken.
He got back on his paws quickly, but by the time he was standing, Ryuk was gone.
That took a while xD Now I must go play Twilight Princess! I almost stopped writing this several times to do that, but then I pictured my friend Allen chasing after me with a toaster... and it... made me change my mind.
Sorry about the lack of yaoi... I'm just not good at writing it, and trying to write it stresses me out, which is not a good thing right now heh... heh...
Don't kill me please!
Oh yeah, and there isn't going to be any mpreg, that would be awkward, Link and Kai are going to adopt, you'll see!
btw! I got two new pet gerbils! I have named the brown one Arthur, and the Black one Merlin~
I think Merlin's a girl though...
Meh...