Hn... It's fucking cold in my house v.v It makes it kind of hard to type...

Ah well~

I finally got accepted into college! I'm gonna be a vet assistant, which I think is bad ass~ And since I'll only have a half day there, I might be able to keep writing, if this thing is still going by then that is...

Thanks to: KATZUNITED, DarkLink (hehe, yeah I can send it to you, I just need your email~) Satsuriku-sama, Dragon, and Tsuki Mei

Just to annoy you all, we're not going to start out with Ryuk's predicament.

Yes I am evil.

Kai was in heaven.

He was currently sitting on a giant throne that was randomly floating on some clouds. He was naked of course, naked is the only way to go when you're a god, and he was also being feed grapes by an equally naked Link who would wink seductively at him every now and then.

The whole image was ruined when a bitchy looking girl who was dressed (thank the goddesses) came storming in shouting something about an emergency.

"Call 9-1-1, I hear they have good service." He waved her away and went back to staring at his sexy servant. "Did you know 9-1-1 is actually their number? Kind of convenient, don't ya think?"

The Link grumbled something incoherent.

The woman was back again, this time she looked more frantic. "Kai... if you don't wake up right now, I'm going to get Xxeon to bite your nuts off."

Kai blinked and opened his eyes. "But America loves my nuts!" He looked around, Vii was standing beside the bed, staring down at him looking slightly frazzled, and Link was beside him on the bed fully dressed in his tunic, holding what appeared to be a bucket of ice cold water.

When Link noticed the glare Kai was giving him, he gently set the water down on the side table and smiled at him nervously. "Aha... We have a situation, a big situation actually... Ryuk's been kidnapped." He nodded to Vii who took that as her que to get Zeon.

"Well fuck us... Who the hell hasn't been kidnapped over the last few weeks?" Kai was up regretfully, he got out of bed and began gathering up his stuff, dressing as quickly as possible. "Do we have any idea where he is?"

Link found their weapons and buckled his on. "Well, he is dead, and that does leave a rather strong sent, so if Xxeon's feeling up to it, we'll get him to track him." He handed Kai Sulken and his shield as soon as he was ready to go.

Zeon flew into the room, half tangled in his cloak and still looking half asleep. "This is bad! I think he's been taken by the elves." He finally lost his footing and went down hard. "Ouch... Why does this always happen to me?"

"Because you're a klutzy idiot." Vii crept into the room slowly with Xxeon by her side. "There's no doubt the elves took him, you know how they are!"

"What? Do they like to do bad things to pretty little boys?" Kai could not contain himself as usual.

Vii sighed, she was already getting use to the random comments from the shadow. "Nope, they just don't like murderous souls."

Link was not liking the fact that they were still standing there talking about it, he took Kai by the hand and strode past Vii and out the door. "Tell us about it on the way there, we need to hurry up and rescue Ryuk right now."

Zeon picked himself up off the ground and stood next to Vii. "He is the hero of time from Hyrule, I believe it now, truthfully."

"Yeah, and hopefully, he'll be Kaithlaka's hero as well."

Shigen readjusted the strap of his book bag over his shoulder with a grumble. I don't like school... why the hell am I still going...? He entered the school and ignored the glares and sneers that the other high schoolers gave him. Stupid people... go glare at someone else...

"Hey Shigen!"

Shigen turned to look at the boy running up to him. With that spiky mahogany hair, it was hard not to guess who it was. "Ryuk...?" Shigen was almost toppled over when Ryuk glomped him.

"How's your head feeling today? The pain's not too bad, is it?"

Shigen tilted his head in confusion. Head...? What's wrong with my head...?

"I wish you would get the chemotherapy though, you do know your hair would grow back, right?" Ryuk began leading them to the cafeteria, and Shigen followed without a word.

I have cancer...? Oh right... I'm going to die just like my sister... Shigen took a seat at the usual table and placed his book bag on the floor.

"So emo! It's your last week at school! You wanna go torment the hell out of the teachers?"

Kai was the one who spoke to him, the shadow was sitting across the table from him giving him a mischievous smirk.

Shigen shook his head, trying to ignore the sick feeling he was getting. "No... I'm a good kid.. I don't pick on teachers..."

"Bullshit."

"Kai, stop bugging him." Link was glaring at Kai, but when he looked at Shigen, he was all smiles. "We'll save the torturing for next year, okay Shigen?"

"Sure thing sexy..." Link always knew how to make a person feel better, but Shigen knew that he wouldn't be back next year.

Arms wrapped around him from behind, and he resisted the urge to punch whoever it was in the face.

"Hey there my lovely cousin! I've missed your beautiful face!"

"Koal... get the hell off me..."

There was a chuckle, and then Koal was sitting on the side Ryuk wasn't occupying, smiling at him. "Yes, yes, I know, you don't like to be touched! Unless it's by the lovely Ryuk~"

Ryuk ducked his head blushing, and tried to sip his milk quietly.

Koal's head was smacked from behind, and Shigen looked up to see Kotomi giving her boyfriend a look.

"Don't embarrass him! You're such a handful."

Everyone at the table laughed, Link almost fell out of his chair when Sheik glomped him from behind, which made everyone laugh harder.

Shigen sat there silently, staring at a spot on the table. It won't be so bad when I'm gone... they'll have each other...

The laughing grew quieter, until all the noise faded out.

Figures disappeared, along with their light, leaving him alone in the darkness.

They'll be fine...

A small fragment of light brought him out of his thoughts.

He knew this light, he had to go to it.

He got to his feet and shuffled towards it, soon it began to grow bigger, his fingers were touching it, the feeling gave him a tingling sensation.

"Who are you again...?"

Ryuk appeared before him.

He was leaning against a wall, blind folded and his hands were tied behind his back.

Shigen growled. Who would dare tie my subordinates up...? He knelt down and caressed Ryuk's cheek, but moved his hand away when he remembered which Ryuk it was. This isn't the other Ryuk... This one's different... He sat and stared at Ryuk's troubled face. Was I dreaming before...? I must have been... I'm not from the twenty-first century anymore. I guess am dreaming now too...

Part of him was from the twenty-first century, but the two of him were so alike, that it was hard to tell which one he was sometimes. I lost myself... but then found myself... interesting...

"Damn it benhail! I was suppose to save you! Then we could go back to our creepy fucking temple and live like we were before..."

Shigen jumped at the sound of Ryuk's voice. "Ryuk...? Can you hear me...?"

When there was no answer, Shigen went back to staring quietly.

"These ass holes are going to kill me... This kind of sucks..."

Kill?

There was a tingling at the back of his head. Something was calling him, he didn't want to listen, but he feared he had no choice. He leaned in and kissed Ryuk's cheek. He wanted him to know he was there, but Ryuk showed no sign of knowing what he had did.

"Link and Kai will save you, I know they will..."

He was roughly pulled back by an invisible force, back into the darkness.

Lore panted and brushed a few strands of hair out of her eyes. She glanced at her prince's body again to make sure he was still breathing.

"You crazy man, you went soul searching didn't you?"

Shigen didn't answer, he kept breathing slowly, still sleeping.

"I'll have to break this spell on you soon, it's getting dangerous now, you're misbehaving." She patted his hand and got off the bed. "Seker better hurry up and find that damn elf, or he might find his little side kick in trouble."

Ryuk wished the blind fold was off his face, if it was gone, he would be able to glare everyone to death.

He felt something cold and wet against his cheek and suppressed a shudder. The sick bastards are kissing me! Oh for the love of Nayru, kill me now!

"Are you prepared little one?"

Ryuk looked up but of course he couldn't see anything. "Not really..."

He was hoisted to his feet and led to whatever destination they were bringing him to. By the sound of it, it was a big room. He was forced to climb up some stairs and then tied to a post.

They're going to burn me! He could smell the oil, his stomach rolled and he tried very hard not to think about what they were going to do. I should have stayed with the others... Now I'm going to die...

He saw Shigen's face in the darkness, and he glared at it. Why do I keep seeing that bastard? Damn it! He whimpered as the smell of burning wood stung his nose. Fuck you benhail, you were suppose to rescue me... The smoke was getting thick now, he tried holding his breath. I never did like you anyway...

Link ducked underneath another tree branch and unsheathed his sword the weight was heavy and comforting in his hand. Xxeon was trotting a few feet in front of him, leading them to whatever place Ryuk was being held, and he prayed they would make it in time, because if they didn't, he was sure Shigen would kill them all.

Behind him, Kai was in serious mode, his usual bubbly self was locked away, and looking back, Link could sometimes see him smirking sadistically. He didn't know if it was a good or bad thing yet, but he would find out soon.

Behind Kai was Vii and Zeon. Both were the least experienced when it came to rescue operations, so they were voted to be the transportation handlers. They would need their horses to get away once the elves found out they stole Ryuk back.

Finally, Xxeon stopped and pointed his nose towards a large tree. It was obviously a hide out of some kind, judging by the light that was streaming out of the door in the front of it.

Link turned to look at Zeon and Vii, motioning for them to stay put, then him and Kai ran over to the door and opened it.

Inside was quiet. There were no guards stationed, which meant that they were all busy with something serious, Link paled at the thought of that.

"Let's go kill some elves." Kai whispered into his ear before taking off in a random direction.

Link followed as fast as he could, but it was hard keeping up with a shadow, and Kai was in his shadow form, moving without a sound, except for the evil cackle every once and a while.

Soon he could hear chanting, and the smell of a fire burning was growing strong, it was all coming from a large door that was in front of them.

He took out his shield and readied his sword.

The first scream reached his ears, which meant Kai was already in there, he kicked the door open, and immediately parried a blow that was aimed for his head.

Without giving his opponent a chance to strike again, he stabbed him through and looked towards the middle of the room.

Ryuk was standing on a tall wooden stage, the wood surrounding the stage was on fire, and the fire was licking at the Haniam's boots.

Hoping that Kai had the elves under control, he pushed through a group of them, slicing and cutting when necessary. "Ryuk! Hold on!" He stabbed at the next elf that tried to stop him, and shoved another one with his shield.

"Hurry the fuck up! It's getting kind of toasty here!"

Link broke through the crowd and bolted towards the fire. Without thinking he held out his left hand and used the power of the Triforce to disperse the flames in front of him, unfortunately, it didn't kill all of the fire, so he had to act fast.

Down below, Kai was having a great time, he was using Sulken the way it was suppose to be used, gutting everyone that he could find. There were about twenty elves in the room, and he killed them all in five minutes.

He looked around, hoping that someone would get up so he could cut him down again, but none of them moved. "Weak bastards..."

Link cut the ropes that were holding Ryuk and picked him up and slung him over his right shoulder, then quickly got off the stage.

Ryuk took the chance to rip off the stupid blind fold. "Holy din! Get me the hell out of here, it's hot!" Not only that, but the smell of blood was driving him crazy, he wanted to get out of there before he... ate.. someone.

"You okay Ryuk? You're not hurt anywhere, are you?" Link couldn't see any signs of the fire touching Ryuk's boots, so they were just in time.

Ryuk didn't say anything, he just flailed his feet.

Link sighed and waved Kai over who was staring at him with a kicked puppy expression.

"I was just starting to have fun too..." Kai leaned in and licked some blood off Link's face. "I'll see you again soon, princess." He blinked and then looked around the now burning room. "Er... I say we get the fuck out of here."

Link nodded in agreement and they both ran out of the room.

Seker was scared out of his sleep by the sound of frantic hooves racing out of the elven sanctuary.

Rush was beside him in seconds, looking down at the riders.

There were two on the first horse, a young man wearing green was riding in front, the one behind him was wearing red. Next was another horse who also had two riders, the first was a man in black, and behind him was a woman in blue. And last came a wolf and a elk, the elk carried a man wearing white, their target.

He looked at Seker as the riders rode out of sight, the older man seemed deep in thought.

"Sir? Do we chase after them now?"

Seker nodded and Rush turned into his bat form, taking to the skies. His job would be to keep an eye on the target and report back to Seker once they stopped. I wonder what they were running from? He shook his small head and concentrated on his task.

Kaichou winced as Kyou pulled the bandages on her hand tighter.

Thankfully, after they had escaped the castle and made it out into the fresh air, Kyou had gone back into doctor mode, making himself a serious pain in the ass all over again.

"I told you, my hands are fine, they'll heal eventually."

She didn't miss the glare Kyou gave her. "Yes, they will heal, but there is a fifty percent chance they will scar, and a thirty percent chance you won't be able to fight anymore, because the tendons here are all-"

"Okay, shut up! I don't need the doctor talk right now."

Both of them jumped when the sound of a loud screech penetrated the air.

"I believe there are walking dead all around us." Kyou said in a completely serious tone.

Kaichou laughed. "We are in the middle of a huge swamp land that belongs to a crazy necromancer bitch. Of course we're surrounded by dead things."

Kyou shivered and looked behind him to see if there was indeed, something sneaking up on him.

"Don't worry doctor, I'll protect you, until we get back to Hyrule anyway. Besides, I don't think the dead will bother with us, we're dead too remember?" Kaichou blew some of her hair out of her face with a sigh.

Kyou shuffled closer to her. "Don't remind me."

Link and the others rode hard for the entire night, they still weren't as far and they would have hoped, but the horses needed rest, and it would be day soon, they could keep riding slowly for the next few hours.

Once the horses were watered and fed, Vii built a fire, and Zeon started cooking. Luckily they had gotten all their supplies gathered before the whole incident, so they would be fine until they reached the next village.

Ryuk was resting under a tree far away from the fire, Kai was sitting beside him, trying hard not to fall asleep.

Link smiled and sat beside him. "Hey there Kai." He gave the shadow a kiss on the cheek.

Kai blinked slowly and turned to face the hero. "I left for a while again, didn't I?"

"For a while yes, but you're back to normal now." This time he kissed the shadow on the lips.

Ryuk grumbled and turned his back to them.

Kai chuckled and took his left glove off, holding his hand up to Link. "You should take it off." He pointed to the silver band on his finger. "If I go crazy we can't get married, right? I think I am going crazy so you should take it off."

Link raised an eye brow. "Kai, do you really think you're going crazy?"

"Yeah... crazier then those 'chicks gone wild' infomercials..."

Link took Kai's hand in his and kissed the ring. "Well if you go crazy, I be right there beside you, I'll never leave you Kaiten. I mean it."

Ryuk popped up in between them. "I swear I heard that in a shitty romance novel before."

This chapter was weird, I was missing Shigen though, and the only way I could write him was if I went into his head while he was dreaming.

Mission accomplished~

Anyway... sorry for the long wait, I have no excuse...

he...he...

Oh! And did anyone get the 'America loves my nuts' thing? If not got to youtube and type in 'America loves my nuts' it's the one titled "Slap chop remix (You're gonna love my nuts!)

Lawls are insured xD