Quote of the day: In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King, Jr. (Cause he is AWESOME)
Alright my lovelies~ This is the last chapter, but I should be working on the prequel some time this summer, (after I'm done re-writing a few of my other fics), and I will also be posting one shots every once and a while, so you should author alert me if you're interested~
Thanks to (For the last time T.T) : KATZUNITED, Nightdagger666, Unlucky-angel13, Dark Link, Krys, Shylo, Tsuki Mei, Silverfang0000, Dragon cause I know she was just to lazy to review xD, and my buddies over in Toronto~
Now that the hard part was over, Link was actually starting to enjoy himself.
Everyone was coming up to him and Kai and congratulating them, there was lots of laughter and happy voices, and alcohol (which could be end up being a bad thing), and everything was wonderful except...
Kai still hadn't put him down yet...
"Kaiten, I know you enjoy showing me off, but really, the carrying me around is getting a bit old." Link was looking up at Kai, a slight blush on his cheeks.
Kai turned away from the people he had been conversing with and looked down at his husband. "But I can see down the top of your dress from this angle."
Link blinked several times in confusion before hitting the shadow over the head. "I have nothing in there for you to look at you moron!"
Kai stuck his tongue out playfully at him.
"Save that tongue action for later you two..." Shigen pushed through the crowd and stood before them, a very frazzled looking Ryuk behind him.
Kai wiggled his tongue at him. "You're just jealous of my skills." He slurped his tongue back into his mouth with a smirk and placed Link on his feet. "There you go princess." He patted Link's head, giggling when Link gave him a cute pout.
"You two are so sickening to look at." Ryuk said in a very grumpy voice, it might have had something to do with how womanly he was looking at the moment.
And of course Kai took it upon himself to piss the Haniam off more than he already was.
"Dude look like a lady~"
Shigen quickly moved out of Ryuk's killing range.
"That's it! I kept quite during the ceremony because I was afraid I would start cursing at the top of my lungs, but now that it's over..." He jumped at the shadow (Who let out a rather girly scream) and tackled him to the ground, beating him over the head with the bouquet he was holding.
"Jeez dad, hold off on the orgy until tonight." Shylo said while swiping what was left of the sad looking bouquet flowers from Ryuk.
Link hugged Shylo from behind and slapped a hand over his mouth. "Do not say that word son, it's very bad, and you're too young to know what it is." He glared down and Kai and Shylo rolled his eyes.
Kai spit a few flower petals out of his mouth and pushed the still fuming Ryuk off him. "That's my boy~"
"Kai, you're corrupting our child!"
Kai jumped up and completed the Shylo sandwich with a hug. "Who's to say he didn't know what that word was already?"
Link's expression said he wasn't buying it.
"I don't think it's Shylo we have worry about being corrupted..." Shigen said pointing toward Rush who was twirling around in a random flower patch.
Ryuk stood and brushed himself off. "My poor kid is er.. screwed in the head already."
Kai smiled evilly and slid over between Ryuk and Shigen. "So you guys are fucking each other now, eh?"
Shigen's expression remained blank, while Ryuk's face started to resemble a well cooked lobster.
"I brought liquor!" Zeon stumbled over to them and stopped to lean on Link, interrupting the tense atmosphere.
"Zeon, are you drunk?" Link grasped his brother by the shoulders and shook him, and Shylo used the time to start breathing again.
Zeon didn't answer, instead he giggled happily and held up a bottle of wine to Link's face.
"Holy shit, he's shit-faced!" Kai and Shylo each grabbed a stem from Ryuk's broken flowers and poked Zeon with it.
"Now son, this is what a person looks like before they have a very bad hangover." Kai smiled at Shylo, seemingly proud of his life's lesson.
"I am not drunk! I am just happy~" Zeon huggled poor Link close and gave him a few pecks on the cheek. "My baby brother is all growed up now!"
Link shook his head and gently pushed Zeon away. "It's 'grown' dear brother, and don't you have some girl to flirt with?"
Zeon hiccuped. "Yeah, but she left cause I am too drunk to uphold a proper conversation... Come to think if it... I think it was actually a guy I was hitting on."
Shigen let out an amused snort. "Well I guess it runs in the family then..."
"No it doesn't, he was hitting on me." Kaichou grabbed Zeon by the arm and attempted to hold him up. "I'm glad to know I look like a guy."
"Yeah, like emo said, it runs in the family." Kai gestured to Kaichou who stared angrily at him.
"Hey, I will shag anything if it is pretty enough~" Zeon said, taking another swig from the almost empty bottle. "Oh bugger I can not hold my liquor..."
Malon ran up to them, almost tripping over her dress. "Come on you guys! We have to do the garter and bouquet toss~!"
Link's eyes went wide. "No! I'm not letting Kai go under my dress, bad things will happen!"
Kai ignored him, and with an laugh he picked up the bride and carried him off.
Malon herded all the guys behind Kai so he would know where to throw the garter, and the woman sat nearby preparing to laugh their asses off.
She sat Link down in a chair that was located in the middle of the reception hall, and Kai got down on his knees in front of him.
"Hey sweetheart, this is a familiar position right?" Kai winked at him and Link tried very hard not to blush.
Malon gave Kai the thumbs up and Kai gleefully began lifting Link's dress up.
Link covered his face with his hands, praying for it to end quickly.
The shadow started kissing his way up Link's leg, and a bunch of the girls started whooping and cheering.
Link parted his fingers slightly just in time to see Kai smirk rather evilly before completely diving under his dress, making him squeak in surprise.
"Hey shadow... make sure you don't bite off anything too important..." Shigen looked at Shylo who was trying not to laugh at the comment, and then Link did yelp, and for a second, Shigen thought that Kai really did bite something that didn't need to be bitten.
"Got it~" Kai's head suddenly reappeared and in his teeth was the prized garter. He wiggled his eyebrows at Link before grabbing it in his hand and throwing it behind him.
First it landed perfectly on the neck of Zeon's wine bottle, Zeon stupidly turned the bottle upside down to get it off, pouring all of his wine out in the process.
Shigen grabbed it before it could hit the now wet ground, Zeon didn't seem to care since he was mourning his spilled alcohol, and then Sheik using his ninja skills, snapped it out of the emo's fingers.
But Shylo used his 'awesome' ninja skills to put his foot out at just the right time so that the fleeing Sheik tripped, giving everyone the chance to dog pile him, well everyone except Ryuk and Shigen who watched the guys fight over the piece of cloth with blank expressions. (And Zeon who was still mourning his booze."
The garter suddenly broke free and landed on the ground nearby, leaving the victor to pick it up.
"Well this is a mildly interesting way to join the party."
Everyone stopped and stared wide eyed at Ganondorf who was twirling the garter around his finger.
Ryuk shivered and backed away. "Oh flying fuck..."
Shigen contently grabbed his ass.
"Well that's awkward." Kai said to Link who looked like he was about to die of embarrassment.
All the guys grumbled and went back to their seats, and Ganondorf sat down at the nearest empty table, still twirling his prize around his finger.
Malon brought the bouquet over to Link and handed it to him. "Okay hero, time for you to throw something." She ran back to the place where all the girls were standing and gave him a thumbs up.
Kai quickly booked it over to the table where Ganondorf was sitting and waved at him. "I didn't think you would come Ganny-pooh."
"That's what she said."
It took Kai a few seconds to catch on, but when he did he burst out laughing. "You're a dirty man."
Link ignored the perverted conversation going on behind him and tossed the bouquet into the air.
The girls were definitely less violent then the guys were, the bouquet hit Vii in the face and landed on the floor where Zelda quickly picked it up and started picking flowers out of it and handing it to all the girls.
Link sighed in relief. Well at least there were no cat fights...
The dance music started up again, and everyone cheered and went back to partying. Link went over to the table with Kai and sat down, rolling his eyes as the evil king once again began twirling the garter around his finger.
Ryuk shivered again dragged Shigen away from the general area where Ganondorf was. It didn't take them long to find an abandoned part of the gardens. Ryuk sat down on the grass and pulled at his hair, ripping the extensions out.
Shigen sat beside him. "So did you take me out here so we could be somewhere quiet... alone... and romantic...?"
Ryuk narrowed his eyes and elbowed him in the gut. "No ya perv, I just wanted to get away from all the people." He smiled victoriously as the last extension came out.
Shigen pulled Ryuk toward him and kissed him, trying not to wince and Ryuk shoved his claws into his shoulders.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" Ryuk pushed him away and leaned back toppling over.
Shigen pounced on him with a growl and nuzzled into his neck. "Mine..."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
"Ryuk...?"
"Hmm?"
Shigen nipped at the soft skin in front of him. "What are you wearing under that dress?"
"Shigen and Ryuk have been gone for a while." Link said scanning the area once again to see if he could see his oldest 'son'.
"Well it is getting dark, they probably went back to their cave to fuck or something." Kai fumbled around with the wine cap that was in front of him, he was bored.
Shylo was falling asleep in the chair next to him, every once and while he would jump if there was a loud noise, but other than that, he was out of it.
Kai shook him awake. "Hey Shy, you wanna go to bed now?"
Shylo nodded sleepily and stood up, shambling toward a door that led to the sleeping chambers of the castle.
Link picked an also half dead Rush and piled him on Shylo's back. "Put your nephew to bed too, okay?"
"Alright dad." He gave Link a quick hug and slowly walked away.
"This is some party hero." Ganondorf said, walking back over to the table with a bunch of random girls hanging off him.
"Yeah, well you stay here and enjoy yourself some more, me and my princess are going to bed." Kai pulled Link toward him and walked away from the table.
"Zelda looks pissed." He said as soon as they were out of Ganondorf's hearing range.
Link quickly looked over at Zelda who was surrounded by an aura of jealousy, and then back to Ganondorf who was surrounded by an orgy of girls.
"Oh dear, the.. future repeats itself."
Both of them cringed.
"Hey you!"
Link and Kai turned around just in time to see a blur tackle Kai in a hug.
At first glance, Link thought it was some guy he thought he knew, with the gray hair and purple eyes and all, but at second glance... "Can you please get off him?"
The suspicious guy looked at Link and his eyes widened. "Hey, you're cute too!" He turned back to Kai. "But I think I like this one better."
And before anyone could stop him, he kissed Kai on the lips.
Link wanted to kill him.
Kai froze. This is really awkward... But then again, some other time this guy could totally hook up with me and Link, and then we could have an ORGY! He quickly regained his composure and detached the strange guy from his mouth, only to find himself looking at a girl who had long blond hair instead of short gray hair.
"EW! A girl! With jiggly things located on chest! Gross! Get away from me." He grabbed her shoulders and held her away, spitting onto the floor.
"Yuki! That was gross! I'm going to kill you!" The girl started ranting off the numerous ways she was going to kill this 'Yuki' person.
Then Kai's arms suddenly got heavy and this time when he looked back, he was holding a small girl in the air who looked the same as the older one, only... smaller.
"You're a pedo-bear."
Link looked at Kai, who in return, looked at Link, and at they same time they both said, "What the fuck?"
"I'll take it from here guys..." Shigen (who had appeared out of the shadows like a creeper) picked the girl up out of Kai's hands and placed her on the floor.
"Inez... How many times have I told you to not do that to people who don't know you...?"
They blinked and she was back to the older girl. "Too many times dear leader, and how many times must I explain that I can't control it?"
Link hugged the shaking Kai. "Shigen, do you mind explaining?"
Shigen leaned his back against the wall and crossed his arms over his chest. "Me and Ryuk went back to the shadow temple to..."
Kai chuckled. "To fuck, yes go on."
"Yes... to commit the act of love making... and I found that when we arrived... the rest of my Haniam had returned... They left a while ago because they couldn't stand the new me... but I guess they changed their minds... unfortunately..."
"And what's with... it?" Link said gesturing toward Inez who was giving Link a dirty look.
"She's one of my gifted... but her ability is rather useless for battle situations... She has the ability to turn into her two other split personalities... she had them before she became a Haniam..."
"Wow emo, you have one really screwed up family."
Shigen shrugged and picked Inez up and flung her over his shoulder. "I'm sorry she interrupted... go get topped sexy..."
Link yelped as Kai once again picked him up bridle style and ran off with him.
"Don't get pregnant!" Inez yelled after them.
One year later
Journal entry number: 1
I don't really have a reason for doing this, but Shigen says I should write all the stuff down that happens in my life, because I could make an epic book of sorts.
So that's what I'm doing. Sitting inside on this beautiful day and writing down my entire life... I better get a few more journals...
I guess I'll start with recent events. No need to dive into the past just yet.
Here it goes...
Today Shigen will be coming back from Kaithlaka. He goes there every couple of months to check on things, not to mention he's kind of the king of that place until they can find someone suitable for the throne...
Him and Ryuk have been getting along well, much to mine and Kai's relief. Its about time those two got back together, they were a cute couple in the future too... And sometimes they even kiss in front of us, which is great because it means Ryuk's getting over the whole "I'm gay, but not in public" thing.
Rush is their little baby, I can see it even if Ryuk acts like he doesn't care. They really do make a happy (haha) little family. And I heard that Rush has fallen for one of the male Haniam... We shouldn't have put that dress on him...
Shylo's been doing great too. I thought he wouldn't be ready to have me and Kai for parents since his died only recently, but he seems really okay with it. He gets along with everyone, and he's Shigen's favourite little brother. (he spoils him constantly).
I'm even teaching him how to use a sword and a bow, which is great because I've always wanted to teach my kid the stuff I've learned on all my adventures. And Zeon teaches both me and Shylo how to use magic.
I don't think I can put any more spells into my head...
Speaking of Zeon. He decided to stay here in Hyrule with us. I guess he missed having a family. We had to build a whole new place for him to live, it's a few minutes walk down from our house, so we're close but not too close.
Good thing to, because him and Kaichou can be loud...
Oh yeah, that's right, they got together finally. I don't think I would have been able to handle their constant flirting any longer.
To tell you the truth, I didn't even know they had a thing for each other until Kai pointed it out...
Kyou comes by every once and a while too. Zelda hired him at the castle to work in the medical ward (but he's not allowed to eat anyone) He runs back and forth on Xxeon, they're great partners.
They've been getting closer lately... Hmm...
Vii and Keagen live in Vii's home village now. They're mates now, and last time when I went over with Shigen, I saw her and she was quiet.. pregnant... She probably had the baby by now, I hope Shigen brings back the good news with him.
Speaking of not so good news. Zelda and Ganondorf are getting married.
That's all I'm saying about that, I'd rather not puke.
I don't see much of the other Haniam, they stay close to the shadow temple, and I also think they don't like me... Well as long as they don't eat any innocent people, I'm fine with it.
I'm thinking of bringing Koal here for a visit too, I know I have the magical abilities to do it, I just don't want to deal with him and Shigen killing each other (more like Shigen trying to kill him actually) So I might hold out on that for a while.
I think that's about all the updates I can think of...
Wait!
I'm forgetting about the most important person.
Well how can I when he just glomped me from behind and grabbed my... um.. yeah..
Jeez, ever since his personalities have combined, he's been in the dominate mood... I haven't been able to top him in a while.
And now he's trying to steal this journal out of my hands, curse him and his cat-like curiosity!
Oh he just told me Shigen is back. I have to go out and give the bastard a hug...
And yes Kai.. I'll give you a hug too.
Thanks for listening journal, you're my only sane friend.
-insert pink shinny hearts here-
Until next time...
-Link
-Cried- It's over!
No!
Why do I feel so sad now?
Oh dear...
Thank you everyone for reading this, I hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did!
And make sure you watch out for the prequel and the one shots~
Good bye for a while~~~~~~
-sent out uber hearts of doom-