And baby makes three

And baby makes three!
We don't own Sailor Moon

Serena sighed as she looked up at the ceiling. My god this is better then chocolate, and chocolate is a real turn on for women. Serena thought as Darien kissed her neck one last time before falling beside her on the bed.

Serena smiled and rested her head on Darien's chest " Darien?" she asked in a sweet tone

" Yes?"

"Can we do it again?"

"Of course!" He smirked then flipped her over.

I can't believe Darien got himself kicked out of school for a week. Ann thought as she came home. I wonder if he is over being mad at me. Ann took off her coat and placed her bags down. Might as well go and see. She looked up the stairs then started the walk to Darien's room. She was about to knock when she heard giggling inside. No! She pressed her ear to the door.

"GOD! I love you!" Serena practically screamed.

"Love you too."
Great I pushed them back in bed together. Ann crossed her arms and stormed off to her bedroom.

Ann stormed downstairs after a few hours and turned the tv on. The two lovers had yet to emerge and she didn't feel like being there when they did.

"What is wrong with you?" Beryl asked when she noticed the angry look on Ann's face.
" Nothing"

"Have you seen Darien and Serena?"
" They're upstairs banging each others brains out"

" Then that would explain why you are pissed off." Beryl laughed and went into the kitchen so she could start dinner.
" So did Darien tell you what happened today by any chance?" Ann wondered thinking Beryl and Andrew would be mad and kick Serena out.
" No I have not talked to Serena or Darien….why?"
" Darien got himself kicked out of school for the rest of the week! He got into a fight with Diamond over Serena" Ann smiled bigger when she saw the look on Beryl's face.
" Why do I get the feeling you had something to do with this?" Beryl asked.
" I didn't do anything Serena is the one who kissed Diamond not me" Ann snapped.
" I find that hard to believe Ann, Serena hates the guy with a passion and she's in love with Darien, she'd never hurt him"
" Whatever" Ann said and stormed out of the room then into the living room so she could plot in her notebook, idea's she could do to get rid of Serena for once and for all.

"Baby I am sorry for snapping on you" Darien smiled then pulled Serena close.
" Don't be sorry, just remember how much I love you"
" Of course, I just love you so much. "
" And I love you" she smiled then kissed him and placed her head on his shoulder. " I promise Darien I will stay away from Diamond, your right about him he is nothing but a big bad asshole." Serena started. " He scares me, I mean the way he had a grip on me, I couldn't get away"
" He has hurt a lot of women in the past Serena "
Serena nodded and frowned. "A few girls have told me to stay clear of him because all he does is get what he wants, then drops you and acts as if he doesn't even know you"
" He is nothing but a pig" Darien growled.
" That's for sure"

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"Oh…" Serena moaned and opened her eyes. She looked at the clock. Oh… great five AM again… what's wrong with me? Serena staggered into the bathroom then bent over the open bowl of the toilet and threw up, then flushed the toilet and walked for to the sink so she could rinse out her mouth from the bad aftertaste of last nights supper. I feel terrible. Her feet slid across the floor then she opened the door and stepped out into the empty hall so she could go downstairs for some water.

"Up already?" Beryl asked from the kitchen table. She was wearing a robe and doing the daily crossword.

"I don't feel well."

"You don't?" Beryl stood then placed a protective hand on the girl's forehead. "You feel okay… little clammy maybe."

"Well, by the mid day I feel okay, it's just that this is the sixth day in a row that I've gotten up like this…"

"Honey… have you been… well, have you and Darien been having safe sex?"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, has he been wearing a condom or have you been taking birth control?"

"Um… no…"

"Then you could be… well…"

"What? Well what?"

"Pregnant." The word hung in the air as though it were a ghost.

"Wh…"

"Go back to bed and let me worry about it okay? I'll go and get you some tests so we can find out."

"Thank you… so much." Serena hugged her cousin then walked slowly upstairs while Beryl hurried and got ready to go to the store before her husband woke.

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Andrew walked down the stairs and sat at the table. Something is off… hey! Where's sugar cakes? He looked into the kitchen and scratched his head. That little play boy freak better not be messing with her now. He looked at the ceiling then towards the door when he heard jingling keys and high heels. "Hey Sugar Cakes! What'd you bring me?" He asked looking at the plastic grocery bag. A smile crept across her face as she emptied the contents onto the table making Andrew jump back. "Oh no you don't! You're not scaring me like this again! Take those back!" He frantically grabbed the pregnancy tests and began to shove them back into the bag. "No, no, no, no NO!"

"You idiot, sit down and chill will you?" Beryl pushed him into his chair.

"No way! You're not touching me again, EVER!"

"Stop that. They're not for me."

"But… who then… I mean…"

"Serena." Beryl looked at him sternly.

"Oh, even better! I don't need this…"

"You? It's not yours!"

"He practically is though… I mean… he's not ready for this… he just started having fun!"

"Will you stop thinking like a child is the end of the world?"

"As I know it? It is! I mean, the crying, the smells… we have to get her to a doctor… what was the one you went to? His name I mean?"

"Andrew!" Beryl yelled just as Ann stepped into the kitchen.

"Why are you yelling so early on a Saturday?" Ann was rubbing her sleepy eyes.

"We um…" Beryl shoved the pregnancy tests into the bag then held it behind her back.

"What's that?"

"My death sentence." Andrew rolled his eyes.

"What?"

"It's nothing. Go back to bed."

"Really what is it?"

"It's nothing! Keep your brown nose out of it and get back upstairs!" Beryl snapped and practically shoved Ann out. "Not a word Drew… or else!"

"Fine… I won't… I wait for the verdict before I haul her off in a bag."

"You will let them decide. Hear me?"

"Fine…" Andrew sighed… "So… French toast and sausage?"

"You… are unbelievable." Beryl stormed up the stairs.

"Is that a no?"

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"It's not right to kick me out of my own room!" Darien shouted and blinked a few times. Beryl had barged in and practically threw him out of the bed telling him to get out. "Damn women…" He made his way downstairs where Andrew was staring blankly at an egg. "What… are you doing?"

"I'm trying to figure this out… how do I uh… get the egg out?"

"Are you kidding me?" Darien stared at his blonde brother in disbelief.

"What? I don't cook."

"Clearly… why are you trying to cook? And why is Beryl upstairs with Serena?"

"Because of you! Are you happy I'm going to starve here!" He dropped the egg into the frying pan letting the shell crack. "Hey! Look at that!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Well, Beryl's up there trying to help Serena figure out if she's going to be baking anytime soon."

"It's like you don't speak English." Darien rubbed his eyes. "I'm going to go watch tv."

"Okay… I'm going to cook this unfertilized egg."

"You're an idiot."

"You are." Andrew's green eyes locked on Darien then quickly back to the stove as a small flame erupted. "AH! FIRE!"

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"Positive, positive, positive." Beryl sorted through all of the various tests. "I think it's unanimous. You're pregnant."

"No! I'm too young for this… what's Darien going to say… OH GOD! What IS he going to say?" Serena sunk to the ground and held her head in her hands.

"Calm down… it's okay… maybe he'll be okay with it… but remember, you don't have to keep it."

"I know but… I… oh! How can I tell him?"

"You just say it. Pure and simple… of course I hope he's a bit more… rational than his brother who practically drug me to the car by my hair telling me that's not going to happen." Beryl chuckled a bit. "I'll go get him okay?"

"I… guess…" Serena watched with fear as Beryl walked out.

"Why have you been in there all morning?" Ann asked suspiciously.

"Because I can Ann. Leave me alone." Beryl continued downstairs and looked at Darien. "I think Serena wants to talk to you."

"Oh? You're done doing whatever you were doing?"

"Yeah, she's all yours now."

"Finally!" Darien stood and stretched before looking at his pale brother who was sitting at the kitchen table trying to stab his concoction with a fork. "You… might want to help him." He pointed to Andrew then jogged up the stairs and into his room where Serena sat hugging her legs to her torso. "Dumpling… what's wrong?"

"I don't know if anything's wrong just… I… I'm…"

"What? Are you okay?"

"I'm… pregnant Dare…" She looked anxiously at him, waiting for a response. "Well? Say something." Darien stood for a moment, looking shocked and anxious.

"I… wow… I… can't believe it!" His arms wrapped around her body then squeezed tightly. "I'm so happy! My baby, is going to have a baby!"

"You're … you're not mad?" Serena asked staring at him for a long moment.
"No why would I be?" he asked, picking her up and placing her on his lap.
Serena bit her lip "Because we are so young and still in high school, I don't want to ruin your life "
" dumpling your not, I love you and I will take care of you and the baby, I work for my parents each of us kids have a trust fund I can take care of you."
" Oh Darien I love you so much… this won't be easy. "
" I know but… I can't believe we are starting a family, I know we are young Serena but I love you and I always will" he smiled and gave her a kiss then placed a hand on her belly.

" A life is in there that you and I made, made out of love"
" I'll need to call the doctor so we can make the important appointments"
" We can call and make a appointment after breakfast" Darien told her and kissed her hand.
"So it's settled then we are keeping the baby you want to keep it?" she asked a little unsure of his sincerity.
" Yes I want to keep it, but only if you want to, it's your life too and your body"
Serena smiled at him knowing in her heart the answer "yes Darien I want to keep it"

" So she is having a baby "Andrew looked at his wife as she sat a plate of bacon in front of him.

" Yes she is, she's so worried what Darien is going to say."
" Say about what?" Ann asked as she took a seat at the table and started to dish out food for herself.
" Nothing you need to know"
" What were you and Serena doing all morning?"
" I told you to stay out of it Ann"
" Stay out of what? the life of the girl who stole my best friend? Better yet, the girl who will ruin his life you just watch and see" she snapped
Beryl just looked at Ann, bit her tongue, and walked into the kitchen to check on her French toast.
Can't say too much until they decide what they want to do. she thought
A few minutes later Serena and Darien came down stairs hand and hand then walked into the kitchen.
" I am guessing you two talked?" Andrew asked as Beryl took a seat beside him.
" We are keeping the baby "Serena told the three.
" What baby? What are you talking about" Ann asked as she looked at everyone in the group with alarm.

"We're having a baby. A beautiful, wonderful baby." Darien smiled.

"You… what? That's… insane! Irresponsible… I mean… Andrew help me out here."

"You're gonna kill me!" He shouted and covered his eyes. "For once I agree with Ann! I mean… you're both too young and parenthood isn't as glorious as movies make it out to be I mean… ew…"

"What would you know Andy?" Darien shot then turned his blue eyes on Ann. "You're just jealous. Well, guess what Ann, Serena and I are going to be together forever. Get over it."

"NO! I won't get over it! I refuse! I won't let you ruin your life!" Ann screamed and pounded her hand on the table. "I mean it! I hate you Serena! HATE YOU! Any child of yours is going to be a devil!"

"Shut UP ANN!" Darien shouted angrily. Making Serena cringe. Everything was turning so negative… why was it that she seemed to cause so many problems.

"I will not shut up! She's a whore! Now she's trying to rope you in by getting pregnant! It's low Darien and you know it!"

"STOP!" Serena screamed while covering her ears. "Both of you stop!" Tears streamed down her face as she ran out of the room.

"Good riddance." Ann crossed her arms angrily and glared at Darien. "Go ahead then, go run after her, tell her it's all okay and to ignore me… but I swear to you I won't let this fly… can't let it fly." Her voice was almost hysteric as Darien rushed after Serena. "I can't…"